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SMURF

If you get something stuck in your head, just sing the Smurfin' Beer song.

Cheers, Phyrexian Jester!
Smurf!

Smurfurion wrote:

I'll just leave this smurfin' link here.

You Smurfing, Smurf!

Of course this Smurf is smurfing. That is what you meant to say with that comma, right?

See? This is what I bring to the table as an editor. ;-)

I'll just leave this smurfin' link here.

Just so long as the blue PF goblins show up when you type SMURF.

SMURFI-MA!!!

So...

everybody heading to Build-a-Bear to make their own smurf?

That smurfin' cat will get what's comin' to it.

Smirfneblin? Treppa, you genius you.

Smurf no, you smurfin smurf smurfer. Also, I finally got that book where Daigle smurfed the flumph.

Hmm...somehow that backfired.

Hey, last year you got a ton of stuff from Paizo!

::dons sunglasses::
I just called, to say, I smurf you!

SMURF LOVE?

Ya know, every parent tries to do what's best for their child and raise them right, but in the end, you learn you are smurfin' powerless.

Seriously though, I heard there was a tempest in somebody's teacup? A fly in somebody's fruit-loops? I doubt the unbridled Paizo love will cheer them up, but maybe the smurfs will take the edge off while at the same time reminding the staff of what they already know. In which case, I have begot GENIUS!

In related news, my subscriptions arrived. Yeah! The question now is whether I will be able to save Winter Witch until December as planned.

Hello 911, I'd like to report that this thread has been hijacked. send help right away!

Hello...you have reached the SMURF Hotline. If you intended to reach actual help, hang up and dial your local psychological health professional.

If your thread is in need of immediate smurfing, press 1. If you would like to request the threat of a smurfing, press 2. If you'd like to sign your thread up for irregular smurf appearances, press 3. If you'd like signed centerfolds of Smurfette, please call back during regular business hours and dial extension 69.

Hello 911, I'd like to report that this thread has been hijacked. send help right away!

Hello...you have reached the SMURF Hotline. If you intended to reach actual help, hang up and dial your local psychological health professional.

If your thread is in need of immediate smurfing, press 1. If you would like to request the threat of a smurfing, press 2. If you'd like to sign your thread up for irregular smurf appearances, press 3. If you'd like signed centerfolds of Smurfette, please call back during regular business hours and dial extension 69.

::Erases "nots" from KC's smurfy chalkboard.

Smurfin' doom!

SMURFITY DOO DAH!

Smurfendific.

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Commander Shepard wrote:

I've never been one to let size stand in the way of diplomacy.

There's no way for a human to get it on with a smurf.

Well since the ratio of male to female smurfs is quite high The ladies can pick and choose. Us guys though...well if we have to go mountain climbing so be it.

Uh... Tranny Smurf?

::Starts the Smurfty Dance::

Ah, hell no!

You guys don't get to smurf without me!

I demand a RESMURF.

Gu-smurfhaha!

to SMURF, v. trans. & intrans.

21st Century.

The purposeful activation of the Smurf code on the Paizo messageboard by many posters for multiple posts for either benevolent social control or mutual goofy amusement. Especially the persistent and programmatic action of the same. Back-formation of the noun, smurf, from the eponymous children's cartoon.

It appears I must repeat myself:

DeathQuaker (with emphasis added) wrote:

I am aware of that; what I'm saying is I think some people abuse the feature. Please note this is just an observation; I am not suggesting the feature itself change.

They have appeared in much needed threads before; of that I am also well aware. :)

I also appreciate the value of the smurf to show that we are not taking things far too seriously. :)

My smurf. :(

Smurf.

Oompahloompah

Doobadee dost

When you're alone

Your aliases post

Smurfalurfa

Smurfity-smurf

Where is that Spanky?

I'll throw him a nerf

WOO-HOO!

Back on smurfin' track.

Is this thread still smurfing?

Please reward me for my illegal smurftivity.

*Smurfs across the river into the thread*

*Sticks his smurfy blue thumb out, holding a sign that reads "Arizona Thread or Bust*

Some things just never smurfin' get old.

We can smurf if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't smurf and if they don't smurf
Well they're, no friends of mine

Say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind

And we can smurf, "smurfz"

We can go when we want to
Night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise them with a victory cry

Say, we can act if we want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

And say

We can smurf, we can smurf
Everything's out of control
We can smurf, we can smurf
We're doing it from pole to pole

We can smurf, we can smurf
Everybody look at your hands
We can smurf, we can smurf
Everybody's taking the chance

its a Smurfty dance
Oh well its smurf to dance
Yes it smurf to dance

We can smurf if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never going to lose it
Everything will work out right

I say, We can smurf if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't smurf, and if they don't smurf
Well they're no friends of mine

I say, We can smurf, we can smurf
Everything's out of control
We can smurf, we can smurf
We're doing it from pole to pole

We can smurf, we can smurf
Everybody look at your hands
We can smurf, we can smurf
Everybody's taking the chance

Well it's smurf to dance
Yes it's smurf to dance
Well it's smurf to dance
Well it's smurf to dance
Yes it's smurf to dance
Well it's smurf to dance
Well it's smurf to dance

It's a Smurfty Dance
Well it's a Smurfty Dance
Oh it's a Smurfty Dance
Oh it's a Smurfty Dance
Well it's a Smurfty Dance

No, no:

Smurf is the word...

What is your reason for hating songs?

Smurf is not a reason.

Your connection of Devo, smurfs, and Oz is truly sublime.

EDIT: Yes, it was very smurfy of you. I forgive you for mangling my alias.

When a problem comes along

Smurf so good...

So, I spoke to Sebastian, who has not read this thread and is definitely not me, but he wanted me to tell you all that his post is still the last substantive post of this thread and that you all are stinky stinkertons for all of this thread jacking.

Good thing Sebastian is not at all tempted to check back or post again.

That'd be smurfin' sad.

I guess the only thing left for us smurfs to do is sweep up all the poop that was trampled through this thread. At least the OP got mostly saved. Too bad his ears are burning in hell, along with the audio regions of the brain, I guess.

Smurf!

Smurf!

I was trying to come up with ... Grumpkurion.

*Quietly slips a stick of smurfomite in Urizen's wasteband and waits for the smurfspolsion!*

Solnes hurt my smurfin' feelins.

*Brings in her master's invitation to the Devil & Jason Nelson thread.*

Smurf!

SMURF!

I say we remove all opposition to smurfs by slitting throats or converting people to blue little people.