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12 posts. Alias of Dirk Gently.

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Full Name	God, you are all so stupid.
Race	Human. But what is blah, blah, blah, blah, shameless advertising of alter ego, blah, blah, blah philosophical dissertation, blah, blah... HEY LOOK! SOMETHING SHINY!!!!
Classes/Levels	Lizard 1/ GM 1/ parody 18
Gender	God, you are all so stupid.
Size	Turns Sideways
Special Abilities	Ranting and Raving. About nothing in particular. Man I'm bored. Summon Blue Demons! Smurf!!! Ah ha ha.
Alignment	PURE EVIL! AH HA HA!
Deity	Smurf!
Location	Outside. Unlike you. Loser.
Strength	36
Dexterity	36
Constitution	441
Intelligence	121
Wisdom	441
Charisma	36

About Smurf Gently

Hi. This is where I ramble on about myself. Woot. Not that I am particularly interesting. I'm a carniverous baby-eater. Woo-hoo! My hobbies include making too many aliases, and binging for days on ice cream. Without eating. Maybe that doesn't make any sense. Meh. Smurf!

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