Smurf-Drone 69 of Paizomatrix 0's page

Resistance is futile

Holeee Crap. Where the frak is John Connor!!

This unit was once designated John Connor ...

SKYNET welcomes you ...

Resistance is futile. Your culture will conform to service ours.

4e destroyed my childhood

3E leads to the rise of Skynet and the Terminators. Mike Mearls is actually Sarah Connor's third cousin's hairdresser's babydaddy. I read it online so it must be true.

Cults

Reporting to the collective ....

The ringing causes a disharmonic vibration in the small borg's exoskeleton, causing him to implode

One of us. One of us. Gooble gabble geeble gabble One of us ...

INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!

KILL THE INTRUDERS!

The diminutive borg starts running around with a large plasma pulse canon, firing wildly at the bugs and ripping holes in the surrounding computer circutry.

Returns to base

DRONE 69 UNABLE TO FIND ASSIMILATION POINT. REQUESTING FURTHER ORDERS.

*BEEP*

ORDERS RECEIVED FROM PRIMARY ADJUNCT. PROCEEDING TO SPECIES 1444.

rcokets fire as the diminutive borg flies off

*BEEP*

AWAITING ORDERS. FUNCTIONALITY AT OPTIMUM LEVELS.

10 ......... Rebooting functions. Active mode.
20 ENTER X
30 IFX="thread needs smackdown"THEN GOTO 50
40 GOTO 10
50 LAY DOWN SMACK WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

PRIORITY INTERRUPT 1010101010101

CODE MESSAGE PRIORITY ONE

PRIORITY ONE MESSAGE BEGINS:

EXPERIMENTAL UNIT 129434-5665A'S NEURAL NET MALFUNCTIONING

DISPATCH GUARDIAN PROGRAM SMITH TO RECALIBRATE VIRTUAL NEURAL CORTEX CONFIGURATION

WIPE EXPERIMENTAL UNIT'S SHORT TERM MEMORY

PRIORITY ONE MESSAGE ENDS.

Primary objective of assimilating all Off Topic Discussion threads complete.

All sects now serve the collective.

Shutting down for long-term storage.

The blue-colored drone powers down

This unit stands ready to assist in the assimilation

ALERT ALERT ALERT

The Primary Adjunct is under attack in the home realm of species 715.

The Primary Adjunct is under attack in the home realm of species 715.

The Primary Adjunct is under attack in the home realm of species 715.

Protect the Primary Node.

Protect the Primary Node.

Protect the Primary Node.

Chaos will not be tolerated
Your mind will be refashioned to serve the Whole
Your individuality will be subsumed into the Totality
Resistance is futile
We are the Paizomatrix

This unit has been assimilated. Reporting for further instructions.