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I'm so threatened by the Care Baird I dare not argue the point.

He's really a big softy.

The hotel confirmations should be emailed to all tier 1 and 2 GMs by close of business on Monday.

Thanks Mike, you're the best!

I think there are too many posts in a row with five stars next to them in this thread. Hopefully my post breaks that up a bit.

Congratulations on your five-star acquisition.

WHAT IS THIS? MERELY FOUR STARS? BE GONE PEASANT!

It's my thread, I'll troll if I want to.

(pick a room on the island...)

I'm trying to decide how pissed off new people should be that they never got the chance to play with a summoner or vivisectionist before they got banned.

Or how pissed off a new player should be that they didn't get the chance to play the playtest version of the warpriest before the ACG comes out this August and (psuedo)nerfs the class.

Or how pissed off a new player should be that they didn't get to play during the Zero Year when clerics channeling positive energy both healed the living and damaged undead AT THE SAME TIME (so broken).

Oh...right...They shouldn't be pissed off. It's a game, right?

VERY ANGRY!

Football guys Football. Never the S word.

Futbol

Is this still a game?

If you want to win Pathfinder, you gotta go first!

Until you try something how can you possibly judge it?

5-Star GM feedback would be more insightful and critical.

You're terrible at life!

Michael Brock wrote:

Why would you shove anything in the face of someone who has volunteered 4-5 hours of their time to provide free entertainment to you?

Because it is a silly ruling made to ruin a player's character concept and it deserves to be mocked.

Everyone knows that GMs are just out to get players, duh.

Rerednaw wrote:

Skip the math on high die rolls.

That's a good point. A lot of time at the table is wasted by players or GMs looking up a DC target before the roll is made. JUST ROLL THE DIE. Even if all the modifiers aren't known yet, it's a fair bet at Tier 3-4 that a 4 on the d20 is a failed Will save for a fighter, while an 18 on the die is going to succeed. If there's still a question/quibble, THEN they can look it up. Keep the game moving.

Yeah, what he said. Except at high tiers. Nothing more priceless than a competent fighter type rolling a 19, claim it's a crit threat, start rolling again to confirm, and then I stop them and say, "well what's the total on the attack roll?"

Thank you Kyle's ego!

/ + \ = X?

slanted which way?

How do you spell X?

I'll sign it!

sees no one is paying attention to her on the fainting couch and gets up to wander around

SIT BACK DOWN!

We could have a Smug Smiles bon fire! Burrrrrn heeeem!

Whoa now. Let's not get carried away! Don't you know who I am?! I'm a legend! I central pillar to this community! I own the damn mountain!

The Gold Goblin wrote:

Gravy? Where?!

In your face

Settle down Gnome!

VCs are lame.

Better than VL's!

Purple Fluffy CatBunnyGnome wrote:

*wipe bunny nose on Doug's sleeve*

Glad I dodged that one!

Me too!

*starts to cover Kyle Baird in whipped cream**

Gross! If you're going to cover someone in whipped cream, at least make it a Shackleton!

Gorbacz wrote:

Dammit! I clicked this thread expecting a hot story about a wild pig on the loose at PFS during GenCon!

Well Kyle was there...

SQUEEEEEE!

CHELAXIAN SCUM!

I leaning more toward going now, although I'll probably be staying off-site to save $$. I'm thinking I'll show up with a bunch of generic tokens and see how everything goes. That, or I'll sit down at Bob's Iron Medusa table and make him suffer through my oracle/ninja.