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Arrest that man!

As Mr. Guy's legal counsel, it is my duty to inform you that he is perfectly within his legal rights to post in the off-topic thread. Any further attempts on your part to censor his posting may result in punitive legal action.

Evilturnip wrote:

Man, Vomit Guy used to be all about the fans...and the vomit.

He's getting way too political.

I guess having a mortgage and a kid on the way can really change a man.

Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:

Evilturnip wrote:

Dead Horse has already appeared.

Can Vomit Guy be far behind?

As Mr. Guy's legal counsel I can clearly state that he will NOT be making an appearance in this thread. Mr. Guy has a unique form of humorous dialogue which has proven too much for the delicate constitutions of some of the residents of these message boards, hereinafter referred to as The Complaintiffs. In the interest of The Complaintiffs safety, as well as the well-being of their mental faculties, Mr. Guy will remain in exile in the Off Topic section of the aforementioned boards.

Heeeereee I comeeee to save the Dayyyyyyyyy!!!!!

Edit: Whoops, I slipped on something as I was saying that. Personal hazard, I guess.

As Mr. Guy's legal counsel, please be aware that he is in no way liable for any injuries which may or may not be sustained as a result of your own willful interaction with something that may or may not have come from his stomach.

Evilturnip wrote:

Man, Vomit Guy used to be all about the fans...and the vomit.

He's getting way too political.

I guess having a mortgage and a kid on the way can really change a man.

Yeah. Vomit Guy used to be cool. Now he's a total sellout.

I heard he even wrote a pop song.

Please note that the above post can be considered libel. If a retraction is not offered, I may be forced to take some form of legal action on behalf of my client.

Man, Vomit Guy used to be all about the fans...and the vomit.

He's getting way too political.

I guess having a mortgage and a kid on the way can really change a man.

Mr. Guy's marital and parental status are private affairs, and he'd prefer if they stay that way. However, I have been authorized to state unequivocally that the rumor that he is the father of a certain Hollywood starlet's child is completely false.

Dead Horse has already appeared.

Can Vomit Guy be far behind?

As Mr. Guy's legal counsel I can clearly state that he will NOT be making an appearance in this thread. Mr. Guy has a unique form of humorous dialogue which has proven too much for the delicate constitutions of some of the residents of these message boards, hereinafter referred to as The Complaintiffs. In the interest of The Complaintiffs safety, as well as the well-being of their mental faculties, Mr. Guy will remain in exile in the Off Topic section of the aforementioned boards.

Inconsequential dialogue.

Ah reckon so.

Systems don't fix munchkins, slaps upside the head do. Heh just kidding.

Quite true Alex, and well put. Smite the little bastards!

ORDER! ORDER IN THE THREAD! Don't make me smite you people!

Joshua J. Frost wrote:

Discuss.

What a great way to flush out the malcontents, boss. I'll club them when they post.

I shall join you in this smiting! Order must be maintained!

Look at me like that again boney and the nightstick comes out.

ORDER! Order in the thread! Don't make me start smiting!

Kinda like how some people don't like having a paladin in the group. ;)

Don't like having a Paladin!!!! Oh sure, you say that now, but when the forces of chaos start slaughtering innocents, destroying property, and unravelling the very fabric of reality, what then, huh?!? That's right! You call the Paladin!

And no more cracks from ridiculous aliases - they just inflame the situation.

Move along.

I agree! Order must be maintained!

Shall I beat them senseless now, Ms. Stevens?

** spoiler omitted **

Perhaps a good smiting is in order?