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TROLLS!!!!! Get Em!!!!

Hippehs ain't got mullets. Mullet goofballs are the ones with Camaros and gold chains, meth labs and missin' teeth.

Hippehs smell laik patchouli and have long natty hair and beards and their wimmins don't shave nuttin'

Get it raight or I'll have mah cousin replace you!

I couldn't resist and I threw up a second design (a bit more serious and less smart-ass)

Old Skool

Are you taking applications for fans?

Nine minutes to create a post specific alias? Damn, you used to do it in five! Drop and give me 20, maggot!!!!

My rabbit says that both dogs and cats suck, but it may just be the booze talking.

Who said rabbit stew? Ah'm HunGRAH!

Moff Rimmer wrote:

...what evidence is there that the divine doesn't exist?

What evidence is there that Santa Clause does not exist?

I have his head and eight deer heads mounted on my wall. thought they were burglars, sorry...

Poodle LePew wrote:

What if I am a poodle and have the French template?

That will have to be Courtfool's decision since he is the alpha poodle. *Licks Poodle LePew* YAP!

*Incubates Cockapoo from weird French Poodle germs*

SirHoustonDerektheUnseemly wrote:

How do you say "I surrender" in Pashto?

How do you say it in Vietnamese?

"Diem Bien Phu"...

Afghanistan is lost. France just rejoined N.A.T.O. as a full member.

How do you say "I surrender" in Pashto?

The question that should be asked is: "Why would someone NOT attack the french?"

That's a much shorter list.

1. Bullets are expensive in the current economy.

2. ...

"Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your tuba."

Heard on a radio commercial.

This

Why attack the French, CDP?

Because they're there? C'mon, it's the FRENCH. It isn't like attacking REAL people!

SirHoustonDerektheUnseemly wrote:

And the number to describe your place in that line was longer than the serial number on my stereo...

No kidding. Almost made me wish I had not wasted my FastPass™ on your mom.

You're a sick man. Making my mom laugh like that when you dropped your pants. Have you no shame?

Old French Guy wrote:

I hear Seoni is handing out satisfaction in the General discussion board. You should try there.

Meh. Already hit that.

And the number to describe your place in that line was longer than the serial number on my stereo...

That crazy poodle is here? Keep him away from me.

Why is this cheese eating surrender monkey disguised as me?

I demand satisfaction!!!!!

A familliar bedraggled face pops in

I see you have a new brown shirt in your little fascist club! Well Sieg Heil! Mr. 'I'm an obnoxious metal man' Jack, or whatever nonsensical colonialist title you've claimed for yourself!

Pints a skinny finger at Monterrey Jack

Hatemonger! Racist! Hegemonist!

*Crawls into the room, steadily making his way towards the Peasant*

"*gasp*...*gasp*...it was YOU!!! You brought the curse upon the castle!!!"

Wrong alias, sorry

*Sits down next to the peasant, grabs an ale*

Eh, this place has gone to the, well, EVERYTHING!

*Lets it all go and enjoys the chaos...*

Great, now there's a blue rodent infestation! To arms! To Arms!

Now, where is that hermit wizard and his mangy cat when you need them?

*Poops on knights*

Note to self: Remember to pick up a crossbow from the armory...

"You haven't seen the last of me, rat with wings!!!!"

Succubi? Cats? Rodents? Bah!

Gets out his +5 Holy Cat Bane Rodent Sticking Bastard Sword

That's it! It's clobbering time!!!!!!!!!

sneaks up and puts a flea collar on the cheshire cat

mumbles...what is this, the great hall of a knightly order, or a dagnabbed menagerie?

Sticks a whiskered nose out of the mousehole.

**sqeee**

Barely misses exterminating the rodent with his spiked mace...

Dagnabbit, i KNEW i should have spent more time at the "ye olde whack-a-mole" booth at the king's faire!!!

C'mon, mousy, i just need a half an experience point to qualify for my PrC...

chases the rodent across the floor with a spiked mace

GET BACK HERE YOU VARMINT!!!!

I request a title... Who do I slay/save/backrub to get a title?

you must survive the gauntlet of the jefe de cocina francés. should you survive and not be served to the knights of the polygonal table as ancas de rana, we may find a place for you...

run!!! we're being invaded by ranas!!!

reveal yourself, black knight! be you friend, foe, or UN peacekeeper?

Blood and Souls for Our Most Benevolent Lord David!!!!