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There's also a very real question of what the guy would tell the cops.
"That chick tried to kill me with this fork!"
"Yeah! She said she was going to stick it into my vertical armory!"
"This woman here. The one who looks to be about a buck fifteen soaking wet."
"...I see, sir. Did anyone else witness this exchange?"
"Well, we were right in the middle of the diner!"
"Very well. Excuse me, everyone! Did any of you see this woman threaten this man with... this fork?"
[Chorus of "uh, no?" and the like.]
"Okay then. Sir, I think you'd best consider taking your coffee with fewer... additives... in the future. Ma'am, you're free to go, sorry for the trouble."