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660 posts. Alias of Heathansson.


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(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Holdrus Rippor wrote:
G'mork wrote:
Faindriac Fellstar wrote:
When a group like this, with a DM like this, starts to split up, I start to get nervous,...
Sniffle. I like to think I'm whimsical.

....Kinda like Dr. Giggles.

So when does my 2nd level, fiendish eye wearin', bug-hatchling infested host in the other game get his chest ripped out? Just sayin'. Whimsical...

What game's that? I'm interested now.

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Schenker's actually quite disciplined when it comes to work. He's going to spend the day doing knife katas and zen exercises to get really relaxed for the nighttime gig.

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

G'mork wrote:
The sword replies, “We are legion.”

does she sound like Linda Blair?

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Holdrus Rippor wrote:

I can accompany you, I have the stealth, but I have no skill at locks and devices. If you get caught you will need someone who can help get you out of there. I am him. Also we could both benefit from the flankage!

"Aye that, then. Should we have us move the bruntage of the grunts up around to there, have them nearto around where we could sneak on in and about, we who all are sneakery? Then have a go at those gowks. Alrighty, right? I'll be breakin; openin; the doors any hows. You, Holdrus, you can be dong the same to heads."

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

"I'll need a rope, lessin yon birdie chickadee can flap me up to a window or rooftop. Naah....too loud, (no offence meant). I'll have to rope on in there. Then I can schnurp about, case the joint out, like. Open a back door. That sorter and thing, now."

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Kruelaid wrote:
And Bruce is too tall to be Shenker. I think Shenker must look kind of hardened and weaselly at the same time.

Flea, from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. But with a froggy voice from getting punched in the neck too much.

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

"Let's go swimmin!!! I wander leastways case th' joint iffer can."

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

It feels really good.

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

"Bathhouse? Hrrmmm...this I gotta google my ownly eyes. I'm for THAT firstly, immediately....gladitorial arenas are dusty and bloody."

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Meh....I'm down for whatever.

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

"Uh....take it from me...ancestor spirits aren't necessarily all that nifty....hrmmmm...."

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

"Hrrmmm.....well, yes and no. I think not now as in right now, but yes as in soon.
I worry, Holdrus. I worry on that blade. I felt it's call."

gollum.....gollum....

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

"What is freedom? A sunstroke dream. Are you free? Is anyone free?
Holdrus, I'm glad you believe in fate now. Now do you see that you were wrong before, saying fate is a crutch for the weak? Don't you see, that knowing your fate and standing to it anyway...that is the ultimate lithmussir test of strength? The gold standard...."

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

"Hrrmmm......
ah, well, ah.....
hrrrmmmm....."

Schenker appears deep in thought a bit.

"I'm getting giddy innards, same that which I get times I see a rawjob coming at me. I trust in my giddies, and not much else.....I think a spider poisoned it into me. Still, hruh-hack! Hacka-cougha-cough...
what hell else we got to do, make sandpaintings? Contemplate the panoply of our navels?
Meh....let's follow the sword. I still think I'm fated this someway's, whatever."

Then Schenker looks at Holdrus.

"Holdrus, when did you start believing in fate?"

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

"What the hell'd ya wake us up to tell us that? Aww, you're brain's cooked and ready to serve."

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

"bwachhhhhhhhh....pttah! HuuWAH! Huwa! Hrrmm...."

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

G'mork wrote:
Shenker wrote:
Schenker sleeps like a baby, other than his usual coughing and hacking, and saying "hrrmmm...." a lot.
What do you suppose Athasian's wake up with seeing as wood is so scarce (though I suppose not in Gulg...)?

I call it "sporting a gythka."

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Schenker sleeps like a baby, other than his usual coughing and hacking, and saying "hrrmmm...." a lot.

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Schenker duly notes Malaki's wistful expression as he eyes the sword.

"hrrmm..."

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

"Hrrm....there is no "me" in team. or there is. At it's ackwards, and scrampered up."

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

"Hrrmm....they's dice loaded..."

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

"Hrrrmmm....and this time, they actual give me money? Heh heh...."

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

I'll do it.

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Hrrmmm...

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

That'll work.

No offence to you, it's just a real life pet peeve.

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Don't ever touch my character without a surprise or initiative roll.

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

"Hrrrmm....I'll g'out with you. After a long bit of water. Some old drunk told me there was whole BUCKETS of this stuff, laying around, with flish or something.....that....actual.....flipped about in it, living and breathing like in it."

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

"Hrrrmmm...."

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Aso wrote:
Speaking of Kank.

due to your recent "pigs in blanket" linky, I was looking for a link.

I'll take water. Lots and lots of water. And....whatever ya got for humanes. I'm pissing brown, two weeks now.
Aye; someboddy now, doing Raamian public service,....wanted us to work this place over. Damned artless buffoon. This is a gorgeous clutch den!!!
Not to mention you're famously loved, and no doubt damn near invincible, if Holdrus esteems ye.
Please don't be insulted if I don't know of you, good Lordship; I was in the alleyknife pits. Din't let me out about much, they Din't. I wouldn't took out and shimmied up on no merchant jigglies, no not at all.
I had a pet rat once.

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

"Harritely then." I'll join them in a nice repast.

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

I'll give the map and parchments to Faindriac; see what he makes of them, and enter the establishment.

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

"Aye, let's us chat them up, shall we?"

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

"I want to go in this building; I'm curious as to the type of peoples this jackdaw was trying to purchase us into recruiting for Raamite farm labour."

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

I'll grab the package the elf dropped. Trap search r11+9=20.
See what's in th' package...

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Radik Aurel wrote:

Radik watches the savage beating with something like amusement on his stony face.

"You think he's dead? I'm not sure."

... Here he is folks, Athas' superstar of comedy!

"That's a nebulous distinction in Raam, I believe."

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

back on track...
hrrmm....this isn't going to end here....these DustRunners will be back for a pound of flesh...

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Aso wrote:


Aso slips and the club....
[/ooc]

smacks the hilt of the short sword, which sends it cartwheeling through the air....right into Schenker's profferred hand?......

admit it, it would be badassed...

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

"Hrrmm.....extra crispy, Aso?"

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Hey!!! You got a worm all to Aso's self! Leave my scruples out of this!!!

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

I thought about goin' easy on him; he just ticked me off is all.

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

On my 20 initiative, I shank him but good.

Bronze punchik ta da eye
r19+6=25 what's he got dragon skin mithral? I don' thin so.
damage 4+11sneaky attacky (cos my initiative beats mass dooky)
=15 damage!!!

Wiseguy....learn to shut your pie hole once in a while....

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

init personal=20
beat that!!!
Waiting, of course, to see what Holdrus does....

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Aye. The cryin' and diein' comes later than sooner.
Now's happy talky time.

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Hrr....well...what're yerr looking for in way of trade? We're not existentially nobles' sons either, either way of being nobles' sons....

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Zuko wrote:
Shenker wrote:

"Down th' well my fellowsies? Zuko;....can ye make a burning brand of any kind splintered of plank of this crate? I'm down it then."

Schenker tests the sharpness of this puchik by running it perpendicular to the slashing edge against the tip of his thumb.
"Lovely, lovely goldish bronze.....loverly...."
Going to look up puchik now in Dragan magazines of yore...

Zuko invokes the power of the Flame, lighting several make-shift torches.

Casting produce flame

gimme one of those!!! Flamewar on!! ;)

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Skarsnikt wrote:
Kirrish-Kreshk-Skiklik wrote:
Kirrish leans over the lip of the well to see what the fuss is about.
Skarsnikt shakes his antennas about in confusion. "Softshells squabble over shiny rock. Why? Rock is rock."

Don't. Get. Me. Started....

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

It's my sword, you stone heads!!! Paugh....I'll wait-and-see....you'll see....just wait and see!!!

Spoiler for Beeler:

Spoiler:
don't read my spoilers you goons!!! It's my sword!!!

I'm not worked, you goon! It's called roleplaying!

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

I'll take 1 silver coin.

Hissy fit.....bite my ass, hissy fit.
It's my f++%ing sword. Whatever.

9 silver coins left

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Aso wrote:

You guys should put Xs by the stuff you've taken:

bone githka
x(Schenker)bronze puchik
two stone alhulaks
a brittle looking bone and sinew crossbow
three stone kamas
a suit of padded armor
and a stone wrist razor
a small ceramic disc inside which contains alternate credentials for one person
a dozen silver House M’Ke coins
X(Aso) pouch labeled “Aso,” with a large wormlike creature and a quantity of pine nuts

ALSO: A rapier of tremendous value. Currently in Aso's protection while he awaits some kind of discussion, or fight, about what to do with it.

I think the rapier is a short sword.

(male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Fine.....we'll trade it...
I want to see what happens when we try to trade it. It intrigues me.

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