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Belkar Bitterleaf

hurrm


Belkar Bitterleaf
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
baccon!!!baccon!!!
bacconbaccon!!!!!!
baccon!!!
baccon!!!
baccon!!!baccon!!! [/QUOTEbaccon!!!]baccon!!!

baccon!!!baccon!!!


Belkar Bitterleaf

hurrrm.
it never rained....this.


Belkar Bitterleaf

*schinnnnnng*

chk! chk! chkchkchkchkchk!

tiptaptiptaptiptap.......


Belkar Bitterleaf

The warlock Charlie Sheen uses a crack pipe....

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

heh heh....
hurrrrm

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

hurrrm

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

hurrrrmmmm...

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

hurrmmm...

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

hurrrmmm...

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

hurrrm.

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

But I'm talkin bout Radik.

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

That Radik Aurel is one bad motha....

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

"Hurrrrm."

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

"Hurrrrm....got any beans?"

Radik is......really swell.

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

Radik is a cool bean.

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf
Radik Aurel wrote:
Shenker wrote:

hurrrrrrm.....

Worm? neh.....
Radik's manood?.......aye.
"The worms of Athas grow mighty and crush cities."

"Hurm......."

drives to Walmart.....thinking.....thinking....bingo!

"they're also hermaphroditic.....so they can go scrog themselves..."

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

hurrrrrrm.....
Worm? neh.....
Radik's manood?.......aye.


Belkar Bitterleaf

wot da bombay duck, wot?


Belkar Bitterleaf

Iss th' rabbit, then, innit.

Gawdon Bennet! you mess an' muck. OK?


Belkar Bitterleaf

hurrrrrm


Belkar Bitterleaf

...hurrrm....

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

"Why is wrong with him? He's swollen all about his person."

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

"hurrrrrrm."

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

"Nu uh. is he amongst us depairted?"

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

"hurrm.....porr it in here....you'll not drink atter me that way then. Smartly....hurrrrm."

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

"hurrrm."
I....don't itch here. In this new place.
Not thirsty.

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

"Maybe he's still actual alivelike. In the old place."

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

sticks a pill in each nostril.

"Hurrrrb.....dow wubt?"

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

nope; he posted this month though.
wuz medz?

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

"Hurm. The buttsniff weirdo grinny guy is still alive, right? This must not be hell, ergo and therfore."

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

"uh....wuh....wuziz this place?"


Belkar Bitterleaf

hurrm.


Belkar Bitterleaf

I. P. Freely


Belkar Bitterleaf

hurm.


Belkar Bitterleaf

*hurrrm*


Belkar Bitterleaf

*hurrrm*


Belkar Bitterleaf

Didn't Aso eat him?


Belkar Bitterleaf

hurm.

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

"hurrrm...best not to make the vapours...."

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

"Athas....some guys with swords that talkin yerr hed...."
scratches nut.

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

"herrrrrrrremmm"

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

"hrrrrm."

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

I've been thinkin;.....too bad we can't do an interdimensional Dark Sun Character pbp charity event to help the poor misfortunates of Athas....like Hudak from Golarion could give poor Schenker a masterwork kukri he never uses. Poor Schenker would be so happy.

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

f**~ yih! Then I can sell the tin can for big dough.

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

hurrrm.
I'd say I feared for my safety, but Rorschach never gave a crap, so...


Belkar Bitterleaf

"hurm."


Belkar Bitterleaf

.....hurrrmmm.....

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

Man it was effin badass.

Kruely, wanna know?
Watchmen spoiler:

Spoiler:
f#!$ yeah he does too.

Shenker (male human lvl 6 +1la human; 5lvl rogue xp 15,00--21,000 next levelup)

Belkar Bitterleaf

I haven't seen it yet; I might sneak out next weekend--my wife wouldn't grok this one.
I've heard a lot of positive reviews from......people who liked the graphic novel, GOOOOOOOD!!! and people who don't quite grok it; who say "this isn't a good movie to let your 10 year old go see whilst you mall shop." GOOOOOD!!!

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