Sharoth's Lawn's page

Sorry I haven't been more active or in a more fun mood lately. Life has been handing some people around me some rough moments and I haven't been taking them as well as I should. That combined with the general low level depression that comes from lack of sleep (night shift sucks, despite the much needed money) have all made me not be in as great a mood as I would like.

Sorry you're having a hard time, Master.

If it helps, I am always willing to be aerated.

Cold and grumpy weather makes Captain Yesterday cold and grumpy.

Sits by the window, waiting for someone (anyone!) to walk on his lawn.

Mates noisily and vigorously with Captain Yesterday's lawn, emitting shrill vegetable squeals of delight at getting another use out of what he thought was a one-shot alias

How do you think I feel, Grandpa?

O well. It's all nutrition, I suppose.

Why do you wheesper, Sharrroth?
Why tell the cheese what you knooow?
Wheespering FAWTLs, up to their necks eeen snooow

(If Freehold had his wicked way)