Shai-Hulud's page

The whole series is great. Every book to the end. It ended before his son started writing with hired hand.

::Responding to the regular rhythm of posting, Shai-Hulud bursts upward into the thread::

Gary Teter wrote:

Treppa wrote:

See now, THAT's the scary part... ;)

sm and I shall rule the galaxy together. Run while you still can!

Gary is the Kwisatz Haderach!

::Grinds false Muad'dib into spice as it passes::

Agreed, the desert is dangerous enough...

ATTACK, MY FREMEN!

Of course, I'll be collecting your water too since Cantrips don't exist in the Dune-iverse.

::Grinds through the thread, converting posts to Spice::

I've got worms.

*Bellows from the distance*

Paul Muad'dib wrote:

I have seen this thread in my vision, it must be destroyed.

*activates his thumper*

FACEDANCER!!!!

The great sand worm emerges to pass judgment.

Metal makes me barf up spice.

*Breaks the surface of the thread*

*Breaks surface in thread briefly, bellows its furnace hot breath down upon the thread to spur faster posting.*

Senses the thumping of the ornithopters...

Come my Fremen! Now is the time to stri....

Oh, you said Feminist. Oops. My bad.

Hearing its master's call, a mighty literary phallic trope comes bursting into the thread

I love my swineflesh with truffles and spice.

YOU'RE disgruntled? Many people believe I'm a god and I can't even get a late night snack of pork.

Sensing vibrations in the thread, the great worm bursts into the thread, heaving its mind-shocking bulk across the sands with surprising speed.

Breaks up from the ground, sending sand in flying in ever direction as it sucks the pig into its enormous gullet, roasting it even as it swallows it.

The great worm surfaces from the sand in the distance. The moisture in the air makes it writhe and roar in pain. The great worm then shakes the world, diving back into the sand, seeking dry depths, far from Mr Fishy and his friends.