Secretlyreplacedwith's page

We've secretly replaced his coffee with poison which will render him temporarily blind.

Let's watch...

You called?

Loser.

Watch it buddy. That's my line.

Try and steal it again, I'll put you in a room full of mircowaves.

We must all try to follow the example of St Sebastian, the most magnamous man in the world!

Loser.

So where are the hookers and blow.

New pony? NEW PONY?!? What have you done to my genetic source material now?!?

And some are superior clones who maintain the original, bad-ass avatar pic instead of allowing someone to change it to the frilly, rainbow-s+*#ting, happy pony pic.

And, with that, I'll have to leave you to wallow in your own misery. I've got some souls to sel...save, I meant save.

But your FAWESOMENESS is denied!!!

Good. Like I said, I am for higher up.

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Cleric of St. Sebastian wrote:

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

taig wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Morning FAWTL! What is new other then badgah's fear of being replaced?

He has already been replaced. He is no longer my second favorite badger.

Sebastian isn't a badger!

I'm all things to all people. Don't you know that by now?

The blessing of St. Sebastian be upon you.

I certainly do like to bless myself....all the time. If you know what I mean....

But I'm hardly a saint. That's way to low on the totem pole.

BLASPHEMER!!!! Prepare the Holy Fire of Skittles!!!

Pfft! I eat skittles and s~$! rainbows. My AWESOMENESS is undeniable.

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

taig wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Morning FAWTL! What is new other then badgah's fear of being replaced?

He has already been replaced. He is no longer my second favorite badger.

Sebastian isn't a badger!

I'm all things to all people. Don't you know that by now?

The blessing of St. Sebastian be upon you.

I certainly do like to bless myself....all the time. If you know what I mean....

But I'm hardly a saint. That's way to low on the totem pole.

Callous Jack wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Morning FAWTL! What is new other then badgah's fear of being replaced?

He has already been replaced. He is no longer my second favorite badger.

Sebastian isn't a badger!

I'm all things to all people. Don't you know that by now?

Sebastian. wrote:

Just like old times...

Hey! Why are you using Secretly Replaced With's picture???

It's called jealousy. He wants to be me very badly. And let's face it, who wouldn't?

Vic Wertz wrote:

KaeYoss wrote:

Vic Wertz wrote:

Nanakago wrote:

1) What will be the color of the plastic on these? I ask because I know that the DDM used black, but I like the white that was used for the black dragon sculpt.

Reaper will use whatever makes the most sense. (Given that the bases are black, black will usually make sense.)

Concerning sense: Reread your post (especially the quoted part) and find out which word makes none! ;-P

That's me, always mixing up names. Fixed. Thanks, Sebastian!

Don't even joke about something like this. Seriously, don't. I'm not jesting.

That's not a joke. It's an honor.

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Lobriathus Berwell wrote:

Well, since Sebastian is so AWESOME!!!!!!

This person is very weird. You should all run from him.

FIFY

Your jealousy feeds the hunger in my withered soul.

Well, since Sebastian is so AWESOME!!!!!!

This person is very wise. You should all listen to him.

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

You're just jealous because, much like a Werewolf at Trader Vic's, my hair is perfect.

Aw-oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Exactly!

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Why did this thread go away? Did Sebastian win??

I won in the first post!

Or I did. Honestly, I can't remember. The sheer AWESOMENESS can be blinding at times.

It can't be contained fully in a single poster. Honestly, I don't know how the Paizo website doesn't crash from the overload of awesome I cause.

It's kind of like one of those never ending loops. The AWESOMENESS both destroys and rebuilds. Kind of like the whol Alpha/Omega thing.

Crimson Jester wrote:

Why did this thread go away? Did Sebastian win??

I won in the first post!

Or I did. Honestly, I can't remember. The sheer AWESOMENESS can be blinding at times.

You're just jealous because, much like a Werewolf at Trader Vic's, my hair is perfect.

Along with the rest of me.

I suspect you may be talking past each other.

I read Scott as saying that commercially successful mods are very rare. Which is a difficult point to argue against - those rare instances (such as counter-strike) are a product of talent, diligent work, and a lot of luck. Getting a hit like that happens, but you can't bet on it.

But, what I read Studpuffin, Ambrosia Slaad, and others saying is that it doesn't need to be the next counterstrike to be successful. They believe in the strength of the world Paizo has built, can imagine the type of video game they'd like to play, and can picture making it real. The talent represented on these boards has found success in the rpg field already - several have begun freelancing careers, published 3p supplements, and/or moved on to full time positions at Paizo. Could they make a game? Damned if I know, but I wouldn't take a bet against them, even if it is several orders of magnitude more difficult.

The discussion reminds me of an Econ joke. An Econ professor and student are walking down the street when they see a $20 bill. The student says to the professor, "Thats a $20 bill, aren't you going to pick it up?". The professor responds, " it can't be a $20 bill. If it were, somebody would've already picked it up." Can you make a career out of walking the streets finding $20 bills? No (but if you do, it was my idea, and my cut is 68%), but if you find one, pick it up.

That's my take. If I am mis-stating your position, feel free to revise it to match what I've written.

You disappoint me. It seems as if you're actually trying to calm this argument down. That's like trying to prove that I'm not completely awesome! It just can't be done!

Freehold DM wrote:

Treppa wrote:

My adulation thread has degenerated to this? Sad, sad. I blame FreeholdDM.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

That guy looks just like you! How can I tell the difference?

Oh sure, blame the clones. They always get the bum rap. Even when they're as awesome as me.

Poor wittle Secretlyreplacedwith... Do you need a big hug?

Another false one. We all know that Sebastian never had a mother. He was hatched from an egg than ascended from the depths of Hell.

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Sebastian's Ghost wrote:

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Sebastian's Ghost wrote:

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Just to be clear, Universe, I would be happy to take a TT faculty position in Kansas. Very happy.

Sellout.

Poser.

Wannabe.

Pfft. More like "better than in every way".

You're the Budweiser of Sebastian clones.

You're jealousy is most unbecoming. Not all of us can be acknowledged by the man himself. If you like, I could pretend to pity you.

Pity away, you pale imitation. We all know deep down that you're a bleeding heart crybaby anyways. Go cry to your mama!

Oh please! Surely you can do better than that. In what universe could I have possibly have a mother? Seriously, I could pay a dead chimpanzee to come up with something more original.

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Sebastian's Ghost wrote:

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Just to be clear, Universe, I would be happy to take a TT faculty position in Kansas. Very happy.

Sellout.

Poser.

Wannabe.

Pfft. More like "better than in every way".

You're the Budweiser of Sebastian clones.

You're jealousy is most unbecoming. Not all of us can be acknowledged by the man himself. If you like, I could pretend to pity you.

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Sebastian's Ghost wrote:

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Just to be clear, Universe, I would be happy to take a TT faculty position in Kansas. Very happy.

Sellout.

Poser.

Wannabe.

Pfft. More like "better than in every way".

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Just to be clear, Universe, I would be happy to take a TT faculty position in Kansas. Very happy.

Sellout.

Poser.

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Bitter Thorn wrote:

Umm I don't want to be medicated and massaged by Sebastian!

Sure you do. All the cool kids are doing it.

Does he have candy?

Yes, there is candy. Special candy. All. For. You.

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Sebastian's Ghost wrote:

Did someone call for me?

Poser!

Sebastian's alive, so you obviously can't be his ghost.

I, on the otherhand, am the far superior and extremely perfect clone of Sebastian. Accept no substitutes.

I'm the ghost of his conscience. I died a horrible death when he passed the bar (after cheating).

HA! Now I know you're just a poser. Everyone knows that Sebastian NEVER had a conscience to begin with.

Did someone call for me?

Poser!

Sebastian's alive, so you obviously can't be his ghost.

I, on the otherhand, am the far superior and extremely perfect clone of Sebastian. Accept no substitutes.

Umm I don't want to be medicated and massaged by Sebastian!

Sure you do. All the cool kids are doing it.

THE QUADRATIC IS A LIE!!!!

sprays food

rubs greasy fingers on fat belly

Losers.

I don't think we'll share this information because we don't want to set goals for people who might take pride in being jerks.

Curses! Foiled again!

shakes fist

I would like to thank everyone for their support in this difficult time in my life. Your prayers, well-wishes, and donations are greatly appreciated. Again, thank you.

Who are you again?

Losers.

Obvious Troll Is Obvious wrote:

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:

On behalf of my client, a Mr. Aberzombie, and all other heart beat challenged, I hereby bring notice that we shall be seeking recompense in civil court for you libelous accusations against my client. Although my client is indeed one of the heart beat challenged henceforth known as a zombie, he would like to state for the record that he does not hate America, nor do many of his associate zombies. We shall see you in court. Good day sir.

I have here in my hand a list of 205 names--205 zombies known to the Secretary of State, who, despite their America-hating ways, are allowed to work for the State Department.

I will see you in court!

Sebastian for defense attorney!

Does he take cases pro bono?

As payment I usually accept either souls or tears of despair.

I don't know why anyone thought there'd be any controversy in this thread.

It's because we got momentarily distracted and they started "thinking" for themselves.

Y'know... it is only 98% of lawyers that give the other 2% a bad name.

Sebastian is definitely on one side of that equation.

For future reference, it's whichever side is the most AWESOME!

Slander! Lies! Rumors! Have you people no shame?

Losers.

Dragonsong wrote:

Thanks to Marvel Vs DC comics from the 90's we in fact already know the outcome of Bats vs Cap (psst Cap looses)

That was as a result of voting, and may thus be dispensed with as the opinion of the illiterate masses.

Yeah! How dare those troglodytes vote for the character they like better? Don't they realize it flies in the face of all logic as espoused by superior people like you? SHEESH!! The nerve of some people!

I'm ashamed of all of you for continuing to post in this thread when the OP has requested that you not do so.

I'm not. His anger and disappointment can be distilled into a drink that I can enjoy with my evening meal.

Sebastian wrote:

See, the problem is that there are too many threads on these forums with a ton of responses to them. That's why I'm glad this thread exists. It provided a needed counterweight, lest the forums become way too long...

Your despicable.

You're just figuring that out?

Antichrist? Why would I want to be demoted?

High Priest of Sebastianity wrote:

All hail Sebastian!

Spread the good word, brotha.

I knew there was a reason I liked you guys.

Pff. Sebastian. What are you praising him for? I have a custom smurfatar, too! I'm just as good! Worship me!

....
Anyone?

EDIT: Get off, Kobie!

Who are you again?

Losers.

Except, of course, for the pony. His skittle power is too awesome to make him a loser.

Although I do wish he'd return to his much better looking, pre-pony avatar.

But what if I've already got freedom?

Nine.**

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It's all that Sebastian's fault. He's so devilishly handsome and clever that no one can resist replying to his overly brilliant posts.