Sebastian's Mother's page

Shoo! Shoo! Get out of my little boy's clubhouse! His imaginary friends will be here any minute!

Lookie big mama's got one of them purse frogies.

Hey! that's a good idea! He can be my new pet!

*stuffs froggie in duffel-bag size purse*

*chops of his o legs and applies heavy bandages...*

Oh! Yoo Hoo! Mr. Froggie! No legs means you can't get away! Now give Big Mama Sebastian a hug!

Is anyone going to bring me a beer?

Never mind that Larry ... you can keep him, you dimestore hussy!
Yoo hoo, Mr. Witch Hunter! I sure do appreciate a man of authority who wears uniforms and cute little beards... Is there a Mrs. Witch Hunter General?

OOOOOO ...... Catfight!

Fight over, I win!

Git theh Hayell awah frum muh husbund, yew husseh!

Take a step back, ya cheap tramp! That's my man!

Kobaldt, yer luckee Ah'm in a gud mood. Othawize, Ah'd hafta beat ya down affer yeh sicced thet wummin-thang on meh.

Oh, you say the silliest things! C'mere and give me a big hug!

Oh Mr. LichMAAaaaaan! Could you be a dear and get me a beer too?

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Yoo hoo, Mr. Lichman! That nice kobold boy told me where I could find you...

Ah'm outta hyar! Head fer zee hills!

*grabs case of PBR and jumps in '56 Chevy Pickup*

Come back, my sweet little muffin-cakes! I miss you already!

Howdy, Ma'am! Ah kin see whar Sebastian gits hiz luks.

Oh, you say the sweetest things! Maybe you can be my sixth husband!

Yoo Hoo!

That might be too strong of a punishment. I wouldn't do that to an ax murderer.

It's the only way my wittle Sebastian will learn!

Sebastian's Mother wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Losers.

Stop using that language, young man!

Yes m'am...

I'm sorry Mr. Cultists of Jack...

SORRY THAT YOU'RE LOSERS!

Ow! MA! Let go of my ear!!! Ow! I'm really sorry now! Really!

Maaaaaaaaa!!!

As punishment, you're going to sit and watch The Fifth Element from start to finish and then you have to watch it again with the commentary on.

Losers.

Stop using that language, young man!

It's one of the the better looking avatars on here.

I like the new avatar a lot!

* returns to licking himself on the sofa *

Oh dear, that doggie is making naughty with himself!

Please don't talk like that about my wittle Sebastian... he's very sensitive.

Yoo Hoo! Could I have a beer too?

Who's my special wittle wolfie boy?

*kisses Heathy*

Yoo-hoo!

Sebastion's mom is a M.I.L.G.M.A.T.G.A.F.

** spoiler omitted **

*whacks Ubermench with duffle bag purse*

Please state your name for the record.

Bertha Clarabelle Heathansson.

I'm here!