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Please don't.

eep!

YOU WOULDN'T DARE.

Cleric of St. Sebastian wrote:

We must all try to follow the example of St Sebastian, the most magnamous man in the world!

Loser.

heh heh

I'm Spartacus!

Kelsey is banned for not knowing that it's not illegal according to leprechaun legal system.

Grumash Boneboiler wrote:

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

I wonder how many standard, run of the mill 1 h.d. orcs a 14th level party could mow through?...

I wonder how many standard, run of the mill 1 h.d. humans I can mow through? Oh, wait. That's make me evil.

"Yes it does" smites the Orc

Now YOU'RE evil.

Oh, wait; no you're not.

Now the klingons are good, Driz'zt is good, and they have grey necromancers that supply cheap day labor, so wtf; go ahead and water down orcs too.

An orc scientist discovered genetics growing peas!
Who did Shakespeare rip off?
An orc wrote all his sonnets.

I want an orc on the moon by 2015.

facsinating.

it needed killing.

I'm Sparticass!

exactly.

Treppa wrote:

I have this strange feeling of deja vu....

What did you say?

agoobersezwut?

Treppa wrote:

I have this strange feeling of deja vu....

What did you say?

agoobersezwut?

I'm awarding punitive damages.

clones are outlawed!

what are you sayin?

Sebastard Sword the Ruleslawyer wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

And I don't give a s@@@.

I do, however, give information. Guess who the new customer service person is?

Scooby f@%%ing doo.

Hey-hey. No need to bring your private life into this.

Don't make me Hall'n'Oat Roll you.

And I don't give a s@@@.

I do, however, give information. Guess who the new customer service person is?

Scooby f&+#ing doo.

I'd put you on mine, but it seems like it would make you happy.
Like Bill Murray going to the dentist in Little Shop of Horrors.
You need to acquire some modicum of pokerface.

I may take a lot of things, but I don't take s&$~.

Shaft.

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Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam?

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gyre and gimble

You just made the list.

Mnaaaar!

hey.

All those esses gave me a seizure.

AYYUP.

Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!

heh heh...

I'm holding you in contempt for that.

Is this legal?

VOTER FRAUD!!!!! ZOOKS!!!!!

Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:

Kirth=The Authority.

Heathansson = Sebastian.

That about makes no damn sense.

Bella Sara Boosters!!! Woot!!!!!

I'm the authority.

I was the first.

I'm Spartacus.

FAIL.

boah howdy.

I'm down with OPP, actually.

Sebastian wrote:

I need to go back to the pony avatar to prevent this sort of shinnanigans...

If you're going to impersonate me, at least use some grammar.

What we got here is a classic example of the Annoy Triangle.

Why he gotta talk about my grammer? She's a nice ole bald dwarf.

Sebastard Sword the Ruleslawyer wrote:

I wup you boom boom down on Liar's Club.
I get the sammich.
I get the girl.
I get the allexpensespaidtripto......TAHITI!!!

G$@&&%nit. I need to go back to the pony avatar to prevent this sort of shinnanigans...

If you're going to impersonate me, at least use some grammar. The space key is the biggest f!~%ing key on the keyboard, can't you find it?!?!?!

IcanbutIfeellikeitiswastingcyberpixels. Didn'tyoueverseeTron?Bitsarepeopletoo.

I am Bizarro Matlock.

Sebastard Sword the Ruleslawyer wrote:

sokay. I'm his avatar.
Now go fiss me a sammich.

HEY! Quit taking advantage of my followers you deceptive bastard. We may agree on the need to ban poodles, but that's my sammich.

I wup you boom boom down on Liar's Club.

I get the sammich.
I get the girl.
I get the allexpensespaidtripto......TAHITI!!!

Sebastard Sword the Ruleslawyer wrote:

Kess of the Cult of Sebastian wrote:

We concur. too long has it been a thorn in the side of the great and honerable!

I allers wanned to be a false idle.

We speak for the one and great. not you false ... ursurper ... wait...i think i have something there wrong.

at any rate, the lord Sebastian decrees it! down with those annoying excuse for slippers!

sokay. I'm his avatar.

Now go fiss me a sammich.

We concur. too long has it been a thorn in the side of the great and honerable!

I allers wanned to be a false idle.

The avatar has got to go. Sorry, Lord Fyre.
Not Sorry to Court Fool though.

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