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Monkeys to the sky!

*Ques flight of the valkyries theme music*

I love the smell of monkey poop in the morn'n!
Bombs away!

Remember, Shop smart, shop Greer-Mart! You got that you primitive screwheads!

Ah... Here's the problem, it was just a monkey wrench.

It happens sometimes :}

Ummm...that would be my fault, who knew poop and severs dont like each other!

LOL!!!

The new era of RPG purchasing through intimidation and coercion. Ninjary and monkey poo! Have at ye! You buy! You buy NOW!

Any time boss.

Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is Steve Greer's book! The GameMastery Module U1: Gallery of Evil. Paizo-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in GameMastery Modules department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Las Vegas, Nevada. Retails for about $12.99. It's got a 32-page, high-quality, full-color, OGL-compatible action packed adventure, and full-color maps and handouts to enhance play.That's right. Shop smart. Shop Paizo-Mart. You got that?

All set for a swoop and poop boss!

I hear they have gninjas.

Dont forget the savage fly-n monkies too!

Savage_ScreenMonkey wrote:

Gninja wrote:

Steve Greer wrote:

My boyz are lookin' forward to a road trip out to North Carolina if a certain young man doesn't add this to his collection.

Target acquired. Will terminate on your order, Boss.

So uh....How do I get a cool handle like that(Good Ninja Minion). I was thinking more of like Flyn Savage Monkey Squadron or somthin to that effect.

Sorry for stealing your thread of glory Steve. Carry on.

A Flyn Savage Monkey Squadron? Heh. I've always wanted one of them. Consider you and the rest of the monkeys hired! See the Gninja for your orders and paperwork.

Sir! Ready to take to the sky! Sir!

S~!* bombs locked and loaded!
Ninjas? We dont need that scum,not when you got the Savage Fly-N Monkeys special forces unit.