Gary Teter wrote:
How to design downtown Redmond:
Get a Pollack-sized (at least 10x15 feet) canvas and carefully stretch it to the frame and lay it on the floor. This will be the map.
Get several buckets of paint and some chimpanzees. Some dice are also handy.
Find a keg or a case of tequila. If using tequila, ensure it is in plastic containers so the chimps don't hurt themselves. Reserve some tequila.
Give booze to chimps. Give paint buckets to chimps.
Wait. Apply reserved tequila to supervisor.
Remove paint buckets and chimps.
Roll dice to determine which paint colors are one-way streets.
You've got a city! Try not to get lost.
I approve!