Sacred Cow's page

Sebastian does it with donkeys.

This thread is udderly ridiculous.

Mooooo.

Wow, this thread has been a lot of bull lately.

You are including bullfrogs?

Dude. Buckets aren't in the SRD.

Everybody in Golarion uses skins made from cattle stomachs.

Mooo!?

Tarren Dei wrote:

Isn't this thread about to turn into a free-form roleplaying thread? I keep checking in to see if it has happened yet ...

Kobold Cleaver scratches his bony head and stares at the cow.

"This is a new development. I shall report to my masters."
He vanishes.
;)

The cow smiles to himself as he chews his cud. "Hah! Soon even dragons will know of the sacred cow. There will be a great slaughter marking the ascendance of the 5th edition."

No thanks...you look like the cow that the Fourth rejected, that the grill spewed back upon the patio.

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I'm feeling unloved.

Throw out rolling up a character, and "buy" his attributes with "points".

Moo.

Throw out character classes. Every character has a set number of "power points" that can be used to "buy" any character abilities of any type during character creation.

Mooo.

Levels should be scrapped and replaced with achievements. After you unlock enough achievements you gain a new class feature.

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Dragonborn3 wrote:

You may also be a paizo nerd if you have aliases that you are not using in pbps but are still active.

Hey!

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vagrant-poet wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

Wow, I wonder if I have swine flu.

A nasty fever came on fast.

Sound the ridiculous media overplay! Chickens, tick. Pigs, tick. Wait... Oh god, don't flu the beef, I need it for eating delicious burgers and cow pieces.

Don't forget Mad Cow Disease.

Yes. All cows are mad. Don't eat them.

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Cuchulainn wrote:

"It's a MUTE point."

It's not a MUTE point, it's a MOO point -- you know -- a cow's opinion.

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I'm not sure about this. I don't consider it a complete sacred cow, having played through plenty of 1e/2e games where this was the norm.

Mooooo.

Sorry if this has been addressed a million times before...

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MMmmmmm......so....hungry....

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Mooooo!

eh .....well ......umm.......gods. I was gonna make a snide comment here mostly involving 4e, undead abominations and cows, but ya know what I'm good.

Mooooo.

Lord Fyre wrote:

I also want to agree. Pushing steriotypes too hard makes for less interresting characters/backgrounds.

(Yes, this is kind of a Scared Cow. But then I would ask . . . "How do you like your steak?")

It's time for us to call Dennis Leary on this one. :)

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veector wrote:

For example, I was teaching my brother-in-law the basics of D&D the other day and one thing I found myself stumbling over was "why do ability scores range between the numbers 3 and 18".

A sacred cow perhaps?

"Mooooo!"

Sorry ... bit slow on that one. Thanks for the call, CourtFool, me sacred poodle buddy. Been busy looking for threads bashing vancian magic and arguments about gnomes as a playable race.

Does giving sacred cows hot steaming injections of Bovine Growth Hormone count too?

"mooooooOOooooOOooo" :-)

Moo.

Make them stop!

What we're doing the dead horse / sacred cow thing now?

I wasn't ready.

... Many 'sacred cows' were violated in the creation of 4e. Those Sacred Cows scream for revenge ;) ...

MOOOOO!!!

"Nothing to see here ... move along."

About sacred cows. Do you have any idea how hard it was to get anywhere in Varanasi or Calcutta before the law made moving the sacred cows legal?

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Dead Horse wrote:

Is it over?

Shhh, just lie still.

There's no place for me here. I feel unloved. ... I mean 'Moooo'.

Tarren Dei wrote:

On page 2 ... with the cows ... aren't they both cows? I mean, not bulls?

It apppears that they are steers, which are bulls which have been "modified". And yes, farm animals of the same gender to this sort of thing all the time.

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Mokuren wrote:

KaeYoss wrote:

Asgetrion wrote:

If Jason replaces the current magic system with Spell Points for all the spellcasting classes

He'll be burned at the stick for the needless slaughter of a Sacred Cow. Vancian magic is one of the things D&D should never lose. It's one of the things that makes D&D unique.

And it's being thrown away with 4e.

D&D is being thrown away with 4e. And a lot of people won't play 4e because of that.

If they turned Pathfinder into another 4e and fire the old fans, too, they'd go belly up.

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Sacred cows and dead horses. Why am I not surprised?

Dead horse has been here?

A couple of stat suggestions based on real life averages, while I'm barbequing sacred cows

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I like giving dwarves hammers and picks, but dropping axes is crazy talk. :)

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