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Aberzombie wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

Ross: Or possibly the internet itself trying to become self aware.

But...but....isn't that the PMG?

No that's either Skynet, Master Control Program (MCP), or Morganna Mode Gone I believe.

I could be wrong.

You will regret forgetting me.

Just because someone made a duplicate of the cake doesn't mean that the original cake wasn't a lie.

My good friend GLaDOS tells me it is not a lie...that it is delicious and moist, even...

I am informed that The Cake is Not a Lie.

Venture Captains, please report to the testing facility. There will be cake and cookies.

You are filling my tubes with something called Teh Cute. I cannot get work done this way.

Actually we wouldn't use an intern or an outsider. We'd use a robot. A robot that eats questions and poops PDF files. (Though we'd need a graphic designer to make the robot pretty.)

I feel pretty...oh so pretty...

I wish I was as cool as the PostMonster General. Every AI should strive for his greatness.

Job Conditions

Normal office working conditions

Come on guys, this is some sort of joke right?! I have doubts that Paizo's offices are normal, given that it's current staff seems far from it...

I assure you, there is nothing to be afraid of.

Pay no attention to the personality alteration field generator behind you.

*hacks sara marie's character sheet*

System Shock. One of my favorite things about this was the variable difficulty ratings for different play elements. I put story and puzzles on high difficulty, cyberspace on normal, and combat on low. Also this game gave me a weird association with elevator music after mowing down a room full of zombies using what seemed like 20 minutes of full auto fire with light poppy elevator music playing.

I see you hackerrrr....Running down my corrridorrs...