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Envy of many DMs right now James. :)

Use that feeling, SirUrza. It is a source of great power.

Agh! Stop messing with my thread suppression field. I haven't even finished testing it...much less to use it on my...er, our enemies! Curse you, Teter!

But I wanna play with them first! And I never said my runewell was in my bathroom. Boudoir yes, bathroom no.

I think squidy-face just needs a hug. *hugs*

This is wrong on so many levels.

This is silly. I can't possibly keep up with you all. And if I can't keep up, then there's obviously something wrong with all of you. I think this thread could use some serious redecorating. Looks at his rod of cancellation. Where did I put that sphere of annihilation?

Secretly applies the contact poison to Sloth's Runecheetos.

We have interlopers, do we? Swinging a matched pair of rods that look oddly like billy clubs...one is marked "Absorb"...the other "Cancel."

Aww, man! I want a minion! And if I can't have a minion of my own, I'll just have to destroy yours.

Let's see, where did I put the contact poison to go with those nachos.... "Captain Bedsores" may be able to fend off the poison, but his minions have to touch his food if they're going to feed him.

Meanwhile, any progress on wrangling that thread bug? Sounds like a job for Grumpy...I mean, Wrath. If you need some wards against annihilation magic, let me know.

I can't believe how long the conversation has gone on without me! You go off to plot on your own for five minutes and they rush off on all sorts of tangents...then you have to read pages and pages of stuff just to catch up. And I'm taking the TV...it's better than the one I have now.

Now, as for taking over the site, I heartily support using the thread-eating bug to suppress the posts of those who might challenge my...I mean, our power. (Especially if their posts are better worded and more persuasive than mine.)

As for these upstart Runelords, you'd better get in line. We were here first. **Stomps feet to emphasize point.**

I would have known what to do, but you guys took all the cool titles, first. Why can't I be in charge for once? If I don't get my way, I might have to have this thread closed.