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241 posts. Alias of Auron.


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You'll be fine.

I've flown domesticly in Australia a few times, and to Thailand and back onces.

I've never seen seats reclined all the way back interfear with the person behind them.

Maybe Australia has more space between rows, less incline in their chairs or maybe I'm a poor judge of space.

In movies, as in everywhere, do as The Weaton says.

"Don't be a [jerk]."

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Aaron Bitman wrote:
Rubber Ducky guy wrote:

I once had the gem on an obviously trapped pedestal be a balled up piece of paper with an illusion to make it look valuable.

The paper had explosive runes written on it.

In my opinion, this post has the best one yet.

Only if the paper had written on it

"I prepared Explosive Runes today"

That's exactly what I wrote on the ball of paper I handed to the player :-D

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I once had the gem on an obviously trapped pedestal be a balled up piece of paper with an illusion to make it look valuable.

The paper had explosive runes written on it.

Kirth Gersen wrote:
Dingo, all those operations you cited have the goal of rounding up mango thieves and exiling them to a noncontiguous string. You should be thankful for them!

Sydney is way to cold to grow mangoes.

Unless they were breaking up a yellow market distribution ring

They intercepted a phone call which was was planning a random killing, kinda like the man who was butchered on the street by extremists in UK.

In that case then it was decisive action that saved lives.

But 1 charged out of 15 arrested? How many of those arrested had nothing to do with it?
Did they have any evidence on these people, or were they targeted because of their friends of friends?
Alligations of racial targeting have been made, but we'll have to wait for the media hyperbole to die down before that claim can be assessed.

This doesn't sit well with me, but my anti government bias may be getting in the way.

Chris Lambertz wrote:

This week I have to be spot on with eating, so I prepped myself all kinds of yummy lunches for this week. Today I have grilled chicken caesar salad, strawberries, a pepperoni stick and some pirate's booty.

The race is on Sunday.


You got this. This is when the training pays off.

On Sunday take it one step at a time and enjoy the view

Yesterday was a sad day.
My Wife and I went to an all you can eat pancake place and I got full after my first plate :'(

Chris Lambertz wrote:
I've finally pushed through one HUGE project tonight. Now let's see if I can get MORE before the end of the week :D

Is project a healthy way to say pizza?

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Pecan Sandie Duncan wrote:
Lamontius wrote:
I ate a chicken

{ponders: "Hoo-mahns don't eat bones"}

Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock
Do you wanna animate a skeleton?

Does it have to be a skeleton?

pres man wrote:
So since someone started talking about game mechanics, let me ask this. Since armor isn't gender specific (even full plate is individual specific, not gender specific), if a female foe is killed and male character takes her armor and dons it, does it still have the boob window and/or missing midriff or does the fantasy powers make those cover up?
CRB page 150 wrote:

Full Plate: This metal suit includes gauntlets, heavy leather boots, a visored helmet, and a thick layer of padding that is worn underneath the armor. Each suit of full plate must be individually fitted to its owner by a master armorsmith, although a captured suit can be resized to fit a new owner at a cost of 200 to 800 (2d4 × 100) gold pieces.

You'll have to have to go visit an armor smith to get the window patched/cut out before you can use it.

pres man wrote:
So since someone started talking about game mechanics, let me ask this. Since armor isn't gender specific (even full plate is individual specific, not gender specific), if a female foe is killed and male character takes her armor and dons it, does it still have the boob window and/or missing midriff or does the fantasy powers make those cover up?

In this example, is the armor +1 enhanced or higher?

Ice Cream Bread
2 cups of ice cream
1 1/2 cups S.R. Flour
Bake @150°C for 45min or until toothpick comes out clean

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So Paizo has dialed back the sexiness of it's female iconics.
Boo hoo.

These guys have always been about inclusiveness, and that extends to telling woman that they don't have to be a sex fantasy to play the game.

@Lord Frye
No one has said having sexy art in fantasy is badWrongFun .
What is badWrongFun is sending the message that there is only one way women should be depicted in fantasy.

Chip & cheese sandwich.
Works with any flavour of chip but Salt & Vinegar has a nice kick to it.
Microwave till the cheese melts and enjoy it while it's still hot

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Crystal Frasier wrote:
Gorbacz wrote:

Awesome. Just fabulous. I'm all glittery.


'Crystal Frasier, Contributor'


No tears, Gorbacz. It means I have more time to write!

Please tell me you're writing something soon.

This iconic was really something else.

Edit: Spelling

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We do, but our GM excels at bringing these NPCs to life.
Loosing an NPC in one of his games is like loosing your favorite character in a book or TV series.

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YellowDingo because while some of his threads may be considered outlandish, their ideas are entertaining.

And Orthos, because whenever I see a comical yet relevant alias chiming into a conversation, he's usually the one behind it.

Last week was a junkfood binge and my fiance wants something healthy so this Friday will be Basa filets baked with garlic butter on sweet potato/carrott mash + assorted steamed vegies.

Then Saturday will be a game day with more lollies and chocolate :-)

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Can we be sure this is thread necromancy?
Did anyone see the body?

What if the thread traveled from 2010 to the present instead?

At 1423, I'm too sexy for this thread.

Aroden was one day out from retirement his return when he came across a pack of devils knocking over a church of Cayden Cailean.
They got lucky with a crit and it turned out to be a bad day to leave your amulet of natural armour at home.

Greylurker wrote:


oh yeah that thing

I live in Saskatchewan, Canada.

We decided not to do that, felt it was silly

you're welcome to move up here, but we're still buried under snow at the moment so you might want to wait a month or two


This is what happens when you do away with daylight savings.

You'll doon us all

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Wizards can't wink.
While we usually leave 90% of our brains un utilized, wizards need much more space than that. Often 500% of our brain power is required to master the most basic arcane marvels.

Fortunately wizards have learned exceed petty things like limits, but some mental re routing of the mind is required.

Because of this Wizards are no longer able to wink.

And they can't wiggle their ears either.

/True Story

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Wizards can grow glorious beards.
Sorcerers can not. The magic in their blood that gives them their powere damages the hair follicles over time.

After many years most Sorcerer go completely bald.

/True Story.

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DM_aka_Dudemeister wrote:
Loy and Latricia Rezbin are also a straight couple who exist in Kingmaker. A human and an elf, and one of the cutest couples ever (he's kind of a country-boy hick, and she's kind of a badass ranger).

*she was

Try Meteor Clown

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Anzyr wrote:
Zhayne wrote:
Not all gravestones state the cause of death. you could also make it vague, like 'Sacrificed Himself For The World' or 'Died As He Lived ... Like An Idiot'.
He died doing the right thing. (Mandatory inclusion to the above list)

Chocked on a piece of broccoli.

Someone should make a table

Last night I saw the movie The Forgotten.
It's about a woman who looses her son in a plane crash 14 months prior. She's still grieving until people start telling her that she never had a son and that she's delusional.

Cue the conspiracy.

Partway through the movie a thought accord.

DC Animated should do a Question movie. It would be the bomb.

Protip: If you're melting chocolate in a boiling water, don't use heat resistant glass

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But if they did I'm sure she'd clean an iron it. Ash's mum is a kind and generous soul.

It might be useful if people post the country their talking about.

School Abjuration Level bard 6
Components: MS
Casting Time: Full Round
Duration: 10min/ level
Target: Self
Save: Will

The caster imbues themselves with a special power not available to others.
They gain a +10 x-treme bonus to anyone ability score.

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School Transmutation Level cleric/oracle 3, sorcerer/wizard 3; druid 3; witch 3;
Components: SMF
Casting Time: 1 Standard Action
Duration: 1/hour level
Save: Will
Targeted creature becomes a new race as per the reincarnate spell.

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In the city its a handshake if you're both blokes, and a hug/hug+cheek tap if one of you is female

In the CBD after dark it starts with a punch to the back of the head...

I was surprised too, but the goblin comrade in this story. His friend is comrade and his friends wife is the Mrs Comrade

Release a cat or a fox into the market and see who chases it.

Set up a stall in the market a sell scooby snacks. Werewolves can't resist.

Or lastly, kill them all and let Erastal sort them out

Neutral Good Bard.

I weave a story around the player characters and while I want a happy ending, they'll have to earn it from me.

Let the sandwich come to you.

You'll appreciate it more when you don't have to put effort into it

Sissyl wrote:
I see two possibilities. One, the obvious part, is that it's made of pie. I mean, of course. The second alternative is that it's really an armor spike golem, a being completely composed of armor spikes.

But that just leads to the question,

What is the Pie that makes up the Paizo Golem made out of?

I have a backlog of novels to read. And this may help me finally finish twilight.

But the main reason I'm trying this is for the treadmill. Ive wanted to give reading a go while running but holding up a book interferes with my stride and I can't focus on the text when it's sitting on the console.

I'm hoping extra large text and autoscroll will counter tbos problems.

Yesterday I came across an article on Spritz and was instantly intrigued.

Spritz forces you to speed read by quickly showing you a text one word at a time.

It isn't available yet, but I did find Rapid Read on the android store.
It's doesn't have the helpful red letter that spritz has and it only works off websties and text files.
Still I managed to convert Prince of Wolves into a text so I can try it out tonight during my run.

Does anyone else have experience with these speed reading apps?

Since he's playing a half elf ranger, he gets neither of those.

Umbriere Moonwhisper wrote:
Zhayne wrote:
Umbriere Moonwhisper wrote:

to any of you, whether or not you are familiar with my unique aesthetic tastes.

how many of you, would allow me to play a conversion of a Tera Online Elin in your games?

if we go by the game and it's mechanics

it's a small fey race with a pair of flexible ability bonuses without penalty (as per dual talent human), the ability to wield medium weapons and count as medium for the purpose of manuevers, darkvision 60 feet, and a 40 foot land speed, as well as a 30 foot swim speed and the ability to cast an AoE version of calm emotions centered around itself once per hour.

i need help fleshing it out, but it's one of my favorite MMO races.

My only objection would be on the basis that I question its balance, not the concept proper.

I mean, frag, they're fey. If that isn't carte blanche for weird stuff, I dunno what is.

i guess some of the abilities could be dropped

but it's primary things would be

*+2 to 2 attributes of your choice (as per human dual talent or Variant Aasimaar, to represent their class flexibility) (most Races give +2 to two of the primary stats for a given class anyway)
*Small Size
* able to wield medium weapons without penalty or change in handedness if Strength 13+ (Elin Berserkers, Slayers and Lancers are often seen carrying Large Greataxes, Greatswords and Polearms in one hand, but being able to carry a medium weapon without a change in handedness, would be a more reasonable compromise)
*40 foot base speed (in Tera, their speed is 40% faster than that of any other race in the game, but 40 ft, or 33% faster than a human is reasonable)
*darkvision (it would replace low light, it's handed out like candy in PF)
*Swim Speed 30 feet (Elins are known to swim faster than the other races too)
*AoE Calm Emotions effect centered around self once per hour with a Requirement of 13+ Cha, doesn't affect self

Do you have access to the Advanced Race Guide?

They have rules and point buys for custom races to keep them balanced with the core rules.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Mark Hoover wrote:
Tonight on the menu? Chicken. I don't know what else, other than I have to use up some thawed chicken (tenderloins). I personally loathe breaded chicken, but the kids like it. However, I have nothing else - no sides, no starch, not even a recipe. Just... chicken. I have 2 hours to get this figured out.
Depending on your tastes and available ingredients, maybe one of these recipes?
Or, do you have a can of soup in the pantry?

Or a button to make soup from?

Even Paladins retire and take leadership/training roles. I'm sure they can manage a few potions too while they're at it

Charlie Bell wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:

Australia's Forrest's are primarily Eucalyptus. Eucalyptus are filled with a flammable oil, they burn fast, often explode into flame. In the summer you can see a blue haze over the forest, that is the oil permeating the air like gasoline vapour.

Lightning strikes start most fires in old growth forests. If you don't have a fire you don't clear the leaf litter made up of oil rich eucalypts leaves.

A lot Eucalypts can not reproduce without fire, while California's climate is similar it's forests aren't evolved to burn.

Holy crap. In Australia, even the TREES will kill you. Not to mention, all those forests are full of poisonous, sharp-toothed fauna....

Eucalyptus are prone to shedding large, heavy branches from the main trunk earning them the name 'Widow Makers'.

Loggers are the ultimate conservationists now, according to Our Prime Minster.


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Your patience on this forum sets an example for all.

May your fortune be ever well Sean

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