Roy Orbison's page

Random s%$* people argue about on the internet #3,458: Fender vs. Gibson.

It's GRETCH, f-holes.

Okay, just one more.

You're welcome, Woody my man.

Here's an encore.

Uri? You copy and pasting or is it reposting?

Pa-a-asting... over you!

Po-o-sting... over you.

Only, the lonely...

*Here because Buddy Holly couldn't make it*

Rage on, it's a crazy feelin'
I know, it's got me reelin'
I'm so mad, you're revealin' your stupidity to me...

Crimson Jester's necromancy resurrects Roy Orbison from the dead, who begins to sing the shrine's theme song:

Come on baby, let me take you by the hand 
Come on sugar, let me take you by the hand 
You're for me, let me be, all your own
Planty, your planty, plantyman 

Come on baby, I love your honey loving ways 
Baby, sweet thing, I love your honey loving
Your honey loving ways 
Come to me, let me be, all your own
Planty, your planty, plantyman 

Come on woman, gonna treat you right 
Give you planty kisses every single night! 

(planty man, planty man)
Planty man!
(planty man, planty man)

You're for me, let me be, all your own
Planty, your planty, plantyman

Yeah, planty, planty, planty 
I've got green, green wood for you
Yeah, planty, planty, planty
I've got green, green wood for you