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Richard Pett's page

Contributor. Pathfinder Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules Subscriber. 1,750 posts (1,751 including aliases). 2 reviews. 2 lists. No wishlists. 1 alias.


Full Name

Richard 'Monocle wearing Dandy Roper Lord' Pett

Race

advanced lycanthrope roper with celestial gas spore ancestry

Classes/Levels

assassin 10/ranger lord

Gender

male

Size

medium

Age

younger than Logue thinks

Special Abilities

slay NPC horribly, VR (Vaughn Resistance) 20/tammerauts fate

Alignment

neutral evil

Deity

Billie Piper/Fabio Capello

Location

Jolly England and lots of other places although never often enough for my liking

Languages

The Queens English

Occupation

Ranger

Strength 13
Dexterity 10
Constitution 4
Intelligence 15
Wisdom 0
Charisma 15

About Richard Pett

Richard still lives in the middle of a dark field on top of a hill in the middle of a whole bunch of other hills. Occasionally it is sunny. He lives with his lovely wife Alison and 3,000,087 pets and 6 deceased yet still walking chickens at Scooby Doo Towers, and from where he recently launched his successful rebuffal of the sky bleeder/colossal dire vampire chicken agents of Tim Hitchcock (who likes rubberwear).

He still likes Scotland so much he wants to live there and hankers after the smell of heather and freshly stunned haggis.

He calls England manager Fabio Capello 'the master', and has always admired the way England play proustian football. He feels Nic Logue should be deported and has written to the Queen and Elton John to request it. He still thinks Greg Vaughn is the greatest adventure writer he's ever abused publicly and would like to remind him about the Prince of Redhand/Hateful Lego Set death match which Vaughn never mentions these days.

He wishes someone would read his book Empire instead of returning it unread with a photocopied note saying 'this or that agent isn't looking for such books at the moment'. He's getting a bit worried about how any NPCs he's killed horribly over the years and wonders if a nice wilderness adventure about unicorns might not be in order. He has still yet to go to a fancy dress party dressed as a giant sprout.

He loves working for Paizo as they are fine fellows one and all but he is still determined to get a roper only adventure published...someday.

He's really sorry about the tough lamia thing, and the fact that he never got a sequel to Devil Box in to Dungeon.

All the monsters in every adventure he's run say 'M'nar'


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