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Name |
Richard 'Monocle wearing Dandy Roper Lord' Pett |
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| Race |
advanced lycanthrope roper with celestial gas spore ancestry |
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| Classes/Levels |
assassin 10/ranger lord |
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| Gender |
male |
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| Size |
medium |
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| Age |
younger than Logue thinks |
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| Special Abilities |
slay NPC horribly, VR (Vaughn Resistance) 20/tammerauts fate |
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| Alignment |
neutral evil |
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| Deity |
Billie Piper/Fabio Capello |
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| Location |
Jolly England and lots of other places although never often enough for my liking |
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| Languages |
The Queens English |
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| Occupation |
Ranger |
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| Strength |
13 |
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| Dexterity |
10 |
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| Constitution |
4 |
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| Intelligence |
15 |
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| Wisdom |
0 |
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| Charisma |
15 |
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About Richard Pett
Richard still lives in the middle of a dark field on top of a hill in the middle of a whole bunch of other hills. Occasionally it is sunny. He lives with his lovely wife Alison and 3,000,087 pets and 6 deceased yet still walking chickens at Scooby Doo Towers, and from where he recently launched his successful rebuffal of the sky bleeder/colossal dire vampire chicken agents of Tim Hitchcock (who likes rubberwear).
He still likes Scotland so much he wants to live there and hankers after the smell of heather and freshly stunned haggis.
He calls England manager Fabio Capello 'the master', and has always admired the way England play proustian football. He feels Nic Logue should be deported and has written to the Queen and Elton John to request it. He still thinks Greg Vaughn is the greatest adventure writer he's ever abused publicly and would like to remind him about the Prince of Redhand/Hateful Lego Set death match which Vaughn never mentions these days.
He wishes someone would read his book Empire instead of returning it unread with a photocopied note saying 'this or that agent isn't looking for such books at the moment'. He's getting a bit worried about how any NPCs he's killed horribly over the years and wonders if a nice wilderness adventure about unicorns might not be in order. He has still yet to go to a fancy dress party dressed as a giant sprout.
He loves working for Paizo as they are fine fellows one and all but he is still determined to get a roper only adventure published...someday.
He's really sorry about the tough lamia thing, and the fact that he never got a sequel to Devil Box in to Dungeon.
All the monsters in every adventure he's run say 'M'nar'
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