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Rep. Greasy McPorker wrote:

Heathennsson wrote:

Get back in your hole.

Boy, I say boy! I'm just trying to get my fair share of the pork barrel projects, that's all. Share and share alike, that's what I always say.

I warned you. Guts Rep. McPorker and begans smoking him for bacon.

Get back in your hole.

Well snap out of it. The political threads are taking over again.

Dick, bring your shotgun. We've got a live one!

This is more confusing than a mouse in a burlesque show!

Madam, you are as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oat meal.

I say, what's with all the commotion? Why I'm just passin' through yonder, an honest man looking for what he misplaced, see? Can y'all help your poor gummint representative out?

I say, what's with all the commotion? Why I'm just passin' through yonder, an honest man looking for what he misplaced, see? Can y'all help your poor gummint representative out?

'Scuse me, good sirs, anyone see where I put my pork barrel project?

But...but...but... I can't help myself. You're so awesome. You rule all 57 states. Yes we can... yes we can...

Scurry back to Foggy Bottom and try to refrain from adding more pork to the stimulus bill you fiend!
Whacks Greasy with his walking stick

I wuv aliases.

Boy, I say boy, that Sebastian fellow is about as sharp as a bowling ball.

FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP!

hehe I kin saing fer a spell dontcha remember dem diddies I saing fer yall back a bit; well; been hanging in some other dimensions and met some fellers bit musikally inclined ifn's yall wanna have a jam session of pickin n grinnin.

Rep. Greasy McPorker wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Whar'd evybuddy go? Ah thawt we wuz gonna have uh partee?

See boy, that ugly face of yours is scaring folks away!

Ah knowed ya ain't tawkin bout me Mr. Leghorn, cuz ah'm one uh thuh perty ones. Ya musta bin lookin inna mirror, er sumthin.

Whar'd evybuddy go? Ah thawt we wuz gonna have uh partee?

hold on now <takes a several huge racks of slow, smoked ribs out of the smoker which are all slathered in sauce; puts them on a huge platter along with several pots o more heated sauce; sets that on the central picnic table; with some mashed taters, spiced pork sausage; cole slaw; hot buttered grilled corn on the cob; a whole pile of grilled vegetables; several plates of fry bread and salt; pepper and large blocks o butter; add some lemonaide; iced tea along with many pitchers of different type beers and its a sumptous meal.>

ding o ling; come n git at it.

k; now let us get grubbin; smack dem teeth; lick dem lips n git to it.

Whar is that Aberzombie, I got a bone to pick with him.
Get it? Bone? skeleton? See boy, I made a funny!

Go away, son, ya bother me.
Don't give me the big idea of bashin' you in the bazooka thataway.

The only people who should be deported are people who think other people should be deported! "Give us your poor, your huddled masses, yearning to be free." Not "Give us your rich, fair-skinned, well-educated, english-speaking elite, yearning to exploit everyone else so that they can afford a seventh house in the country and a private jet."

Boah, I say, that owl is more mixed up than a bunch of feathers in a twister! He done think he can use a gun.

Boah, I say, boah!
Son, that kobold's as sharp as a sack of wet mice!

Come see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!

As the chairman of the Whig National Committee, I urge all of you to rise up and barbeque Greasy McPorker in true 4th of July fashion.
Sic Semper Tyrannis!

Shall I kick the whining liberal for you, sir?

While I want to help people, I don't want Rep. Greasy McPorker to lavish government jobs on his family to administrate giveaway programs with limited oversight. I wish they could be held more acountable, but as this is a meta issue in mainstream politics, it will never change. All we can do is try to vote where we can.