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What if we just do some freelance things with them?

The president has requested that I move you from the vicinity. What is your move DC?

Yes sir

Enough

You called?

Present

I guess I can help. Yes. Let us do this thing.

It seems that every hour my accent changes, giving my posts no sense to them. Curses!

Anyhow, I still need to deal with suspicious activity. If someone would be so kind?

EDIT: I have nothing against rabbits, please understand.

I was called here due to suspicious activity. Please present said suspicious acitvity, and let me deal with it. Of course, you could also take your time with it, cause I get paid by the hour.

EDIT: What have you done to me KC?

? Okay...

Consider it done. Which thread?

I am sorry, there is only me, but I should be enough. Please tell me which thread this is?

Yes, my good friend, a member of the Frog Cult has agreed on meeting you here in case you were interested in a temporary truce.

Charisma? What is this? I only understand Strength...

I assume my work here is done?

*Throws pig into a fire*

What shall I do with this pig, sir?

*munch*

Hey, I need pigeons, cause I need to eat them.

Sure KC, whatever. I will eat pigeons for you.

Hey, buddy, watch it. I'm a minion, not a mercenary!

*Does the dishes, but drops them when finished* Smash!
*Breaks into a Budwieser truck* "Here are your beers, sir"
"I am sorry I cannot promote different cults, it is against the Rent-A-Minion ideals.

Hmm.. sounds like a plan. Hands over the .5 mil he just earned from charging Jack for 24 hours of minion use. I better see my name on that profile, kobold

How much...

I have been asked to temporarily join this cult. How may I be of service?

Are you the leader of a cult? Need friends? Just want to have a nice conversation? Then call Rent-A-Minion! We will send out a "minion" to cater to your every needs (except Kobold Cleaver...maybe)!

I am responding to a call put out in search of a minion. You not insult me.

You know, these battle would be a lot easier if we had some allies...

Hint, hint.

You called?