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"MY CAMERA!!!!! MY FOOTAGE!!! YOu COMMIE Traitors better not HAVE broken my camera or you'll ALLL PAAAAAAAY!!!"her face turns to pure rage and her skin flushes to almost the same color as her hair Rosas runs over to her camera and cradles it like a baby, crying
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oooooo busted!!!!! continues dancing in her seat Spoiler:
paranoia glances around the room Spoiler:
Grab PDC and report Rolf for treason , since I have no laser barrel to execute him myself, I have proof of him in the act of insulting an Indigo citizen. afterwards I Spoiler:
will destroy ya
Rosas whips our her recording equipment and sets up in the corner near the glass. "instead of a mission group why don't we call ourselves a party? it just sounds so much more...FUN!...the computer wants to be happy and have fun right???" She begins setting up the strobe light... Spoiler:
since carnage under strobe light looks WAAAAAY cooler
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Well I have assess flammability 11 and demolitions 12...I think Rosas can figure out a way. slow burn...big burn...so it catches fire after I depart...like 10 minutes afterwards...I'll move it to somewhere where it will catch other stuff on fire.
Let's see, I think we'd need a few laser barrels each, say a dozen...each...whispers Spoiler: we could use some grenades, body armor, oh and..I can't remember what else, let me go back with the Equipment guy and we'll get everything we need...
I could really use a laser rifle giggles and taps "12's" nose
Rosas who is with the clerk at the moment...looks back at the yellow clearance arm sitting on the floor where the inept mutant dropped it thinking Rosas was still there... "I'm Buuusssy at the moment...and I wouldn't touch that robotic arm unless soemone ordered me too!" "So...just pick it up yourself....take a happy pill or six and mellow..."
I walk up to the PLC guy Spoiler:
and "turn on the charm" spending a perversity point, if that makes the power check less obvious whispers Spoiler:
"Can I pwetty pwease had a laser barrel so I can execute that mutant over there?" Spoiler:
If you're not the O&BGM, and you've read these spoilers...execute yourself
"Oooooo" "Are THOSE pharms??? I LOOOOOVE Pharms..." Rosas squeals with delight, the only thing better than Pharms is Firearms...or just FIRE...yeah Fire I like fire..it's soooo....." tugs at her collar "HOT!" "You know if you mix the 2 red happy pills with 2 blue happy pills you get a flip-flop happy drop!"
Rosas immediately points the camera at the newly outed mutant! "How do you answer these charges?" "why are your powers not registered, stink'n mutant scum" Spoiler:
you better be the O&BGM Spoiler:
Spoilers are UV clearance citizen move along now Spoiler:
anytime I say turns on the charm...I'll be using my mutant power Spoiler:
paranoid yet?
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Could I stuff it in my shooter bag? flicks the camera over the team Spoiler:
And ar there any cameras around? swings the camera past the mutie Spoiler:
Any other weapons just laying around? pans the camera to the illustrious and sex-ay team leader "That sure is a nice coat...it's red, must be legal, especially since the high programmer didn't exterminate you eh?" Spoiler:
did the vulture goons drop anything green? Spoiler:
If I can't put the rifle in the bag then I'll steal all the canisters I can.
"Oh MY COMPUTER!" Rosas exclaims as she stumbles backwards, nearly falling. Seizing the opportunity for greatness she quickly recovers and films the Interaction between her team leader and the glorious UV citizen. In her best sultry acting voice "Here we see our team leader, and a glorious High Programmer, in his flawless white clothing." She zooms in and pans up and down his form.
Pulls out PDC, snaps a picture of Yossa when he's still wearing his "trenchcoat" "What is that thing? It looks awfully wasteful in resources" Spoiler:
Forward picture to IntSec, query: clearance level of this article of clothing. If it is above red am I cleared to terminate the offender? "Oh YES! I loooooved the way you took that off Team Leader..." Points the big camera at Yossa again "Let's see some more ACTION!"
“So what are you guys called? I’m Dexter-R-CEN, *ZAP* I’ll be your loyalty officer."I'm Yossa-R-IAN. I'm *Dramatic Trench-Coat Flourish* your Team Leader." Recording Officer Rosas-R-RED-1 reporting as ordered! giggle you can't help but notice HOW red her hair is... "Is that excessive amount of clothing uthorized?" Rosas asks as she aims the camera in the direction of the team leader |
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