Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler's page

Any poster of me naked would, indeed, be awkward.

I'm going to be in my bunk.

Someone needs to drop and give me twenty. ENSIGN!

DSXMachina wrote:

So we going to have a 'contest' between FHDM & TOZ for the candies?

*watches agog*

drags out the kiddie pool and the canola oil

If you're going to have a contest, do it right!

Oh-HO! I have a new military drill just perfect for this.

Ouch, although Nekkid (well-half clothed) Fredrik Ljungberg is an attractive proposition, for those that like that.

They look like terrorists. It is my duty to round them up and "waterboard" them.

Can't say anything about the cheese as I don't think I've had that particular kind, but the only thing of the rest of that I'll eat is the salami >_>

Oh goodie. Let me make ... a sandwich ... for yoooo-hoooo.

I could ... show it ... to you.

I say, keep it in perspective and do it for the right reasons (health, not vanity). It is never worth beating yourself up over.

Unless it involves a ball gag and a riding crop. Then it's totally worth the beating.

Now drop and do me twenty.

I'm feeling a little rusty. Drop and give me seventy-six.

My, you sure got a purty quixotic mouth. Squeal like a quixotic pig.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooh. I am in for a good pounding. Is that a bar of soap there on the ground or are you happy to cleanse me?

Young man, you drop that soap. tee-hee

I'm a colonel. And I take good care of my privates.

I'm a rear admiral, but I'm always behind on my duties.

I'd like to remedy that.

drill!

drill baby, drill!

I'd drill it.

Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:

My kind of ... drill! I'll blitz you all ... from behind.

Now watch it

Drop your socks and grab your ankles, soldier! It's time for cherry pie.

My kind of ... drill! I'll blitz you all ... from behind.

WHOO-HOO! JEREMY!

Urizen wrote:

I want a flogging option. There are posts that need to be flogged.

Do you... want to practice?

Let's skip the practice ... drill.

Dicks? Let me at 'em!

Oooooh! I love slappings. Giving and receiving. Fra la la la la, fra la la oh helllloooooo!

I hope no one got offended by my wimmin comment. I was totally kidding around, and it's not a reflection of my real views. :)

I'm offended. What about us min? You're looking awfully spry this morning.

Charlie don't surf! But I do.

Hey cutie.

On the contrary, they look fabulous! But if you just bend every so slightly to the right so I can be certain.

This is the dry run, correct?

I have learned I can fluff people I have never physically met.

I'd dismiss the ranks, but I'm just not at ease yet, soldier.

Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:

I like it when it's raining men.

Speaking of which, it's almost time for roll-call.

You're bringing the buns and I'll gather the wienerschnitzels.

I like it when it's raining men.

I'd like to inspect your private stash.

Excuse me! Yoo-Hoo! I have a pear that needs attended to. Right here.

Sgt! You've been sorely missed around these .... parts.

I'll give you a hand. Let me reach around ... for your sax.

Hmmmm......girl phoning. I wonder what a naked girl sounds like?

That explains why your mother won't let you have a credit card for yourself. Me, on the other hand ... I'll let you do it for free.

Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:

The Sax Man wrote:

Can't get enough sax lately.

Would you happen to know how to play the trombone, too? Or are you a little rusty?

Nope just the Sax and the Trumpet.

Have you seen Little Boy Blue around here?

Can't get enough sax lately.

Would you happen to know how to play the trombone, too? Or are you a little rusty?

Now that you mention it, I think I'll make my gnome seXXy.

BIG KISS XOXO.

Just "probes-on" demonstrations.

Ooooooh. Do you got one that lights up like those E.T. fingers? I want to make sure this is all done ... thoroughly.

Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:

Alien Abductor wrote:

I thought I left those at your house. Thanks.

Are you offering ... a demonstration? I surrender.

It's not often I get someone who enjoys what I do...

Do you have ... videos ... demonstrating ... your area of expertise?

I thought I left those at your house. Thanks.

Are you offering ... a demonstration? I surrender.

Would it be evolution if I let the eidolon ... ride ... me? I'd rather not wait several epochs. Hmmm...

Urizen wrote:

"Do you know what this is for?"

That's what she said.

Quote:

OUCH!

Quote:

I knew very well that I didn't fit either

Quote:

"There's a lot of Benders in here"

Ditto.

This looks like where I ... get off ... the bus.

Urizen wrote:

Glory Hole Pizza Parlor. You don't say.

Do you have the address for this establishment? I need it for... research.

I'd like to ... meet ... the proprietor ... of this establishment ... to witness in its fine ... glory. Must report in ... commando style.

Urizen wrote:

I'm going to be selling plasma and hookin' at the neighborhood street corner to drum up some cash ... at the same time. Maybe open up a lemonade whiskey stand too while I'm at it.

Oh man, let me know when you're doing that. That would be like the trifecta!

+1

I think we have a place for you in our Vivisection division in Pasadena.

Your President:
John Henry Eden

Vivid section? Pecking and Peeping?

Well, apparently to all I play ... poker ... with ... I have a huge tell. It's very noticable and prominent.

ooooooooooooh! a lot of peckers here. Where do I enlist?

I will be happy to retrieve your soap for you, good sir! It feels so good to be of service!

Have you ever ... sunk ... a battleship?

Jail? You way underestimate how quickly I can move for a big guy.

I dropped my soap. Can you retrieve it for me?

What if I want to perch horizontally while going vertical? Is this possible, my fine feathered friends?

You. Over there. Did you drop something? Right ... over ... there. Yesssss....

Horizontally ... or vertically?