Things got busy again and I lost track of this one. Is a synopsis possible?
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Happy Upcoming Turkey Day!
so how is everybody? Admittedly I've been rather... absent.
I'm still here. Wasn't getting notifications.
"I'm surprised you can stand me at all then, Ammon." Ramiel chuckles.
*prepares to link to The Sound of Silence for Devic*
Nazuri launches into a very long, drawn out, but also hilarious story of all the crazy things that tourists do, starting with how she had one group searching for a missing member only to find out that the missing person was now searching for herself, apparently having missed the roll call. Ramiel adds to this with stories of locals back home that got lost because they didn't have their GPS watch. Walking down the same block they had every day for years but still getting lost and turned around and, in one case, in the sewer system.
How much would that be, Dev? 8,330gp for a +1 Shocking ripsaw glaive. Reflavor it to a sword instead of a polearm.
I might not be a front liner, but I do think some armor upgrades and perhaps a cloak is in order.
"Is he a dragon or something? So many trashy romance novels have one of the characters as a dragon." Ramiel says as he joins everyone. He looks like he should be tired, with bags under his eyes but then again that was how he always seemed to look.
Here. I think. Sometimes it's going weird places.
"At this point, Nazuri, it doesn't matter. I've seen people like her before, just not on this sort of scale. She needs to be taken down."
"Wasn't there a movie about this once? Goo taking over a city or something? This country is nothing but cliches. So far." Ramiel thinks as he stays silent. He was pretty sure if he said what he wanted to say things wouldn't go well.
Metal cuffs? I bet I could handle those if it came to it. Ramiel thought as he stayed quiet and waited to see how things went.
"Well get in the bin then." He jokes.
Ramiro takes out his finely crafted dagger and puts it in the bin. "Ammon, next time you probably shouldn't say what you can do.
"Sure, Devic, and Moment can't whistle." Ramiel quips as he stands up and offers a hand to Ammon to help him back to his feet.
"You fell asleep in the middle of a fight. Good thing we all didn't."
I am not a fan of it.
I'm okay with it too. It will allow me to branch out into other Spheres if I chose to without worrying too much about not supporting my Blasting further.
"I don't know what you just said, but you're awesome." Rameil mutters to Devic as he runs over to Sleeping Knightly and does the thing where you half-smack a sleeping person's face for a bit(after checking his pulse). "Hey, this is no place for a nap! Get up or when we get our friends back I'm getting them to braid your hair or bedazzle your armor or something!"
"Thanks, Nazuri...." Ramiel coughs as he punches lightning at the guy hitting him so much. The newcomer had managed to heal most of the injuries the buffoon was inflicting, but he knew there was a limit to what a spellcaster could do. He just had to hope he could stay alive long enough she didn't meet that limit.
See, when I said that in the UW product thead before it came out no one understood. XD
I decided long ago not to be excited by new products from Paizo. When it becomes invariably bad I am not disappointed.
"Are you really taking a moment to taunt them?" Ramiel asks as he throws a bolt of lightning at the one that hit him. "I know moments are your sthick but time and place, man!"
With that out of the way he turned to the one that had just struck Geralt and did the same.
"I don't know, I'm having a shockingly good time." Ramiel mutters as he looks around and tries to get an eye for the weapons their latest 'lethal' threat might have.
I've been distracted and a bit sick. The cold didn't help at all. Also, holy crud, you're right. Nazuri could be my sister or something! XD
Well it happened. The lich walks the land once more on the first day a saving throw was rolled. Failed by 1, so no more paladin/monk.
"One of these days I'm gonna give you some pointers on that kind of thing, Ammon."
"Agreed. Our deal is with you. I won't be the one to break it."
Burning flesh stinks though, and that smell gets into your clothes. Also attracts attention a duffel bag doesn't."
"Does it count as a bonus if we bring you the whole body? I don't do dismemberment or decapitation as a rule. Too messy."
Strangely it has no effect, so far, on my iPad. It's just my laptop that is logging out.
"The sooner this is over the better." Ramiel says under his breath as he follows Nazuri.
"...I feel like I need to learn Russian."
"A cucumber to a bath house? Great, your enemy is a pervert. Wonderful."
"One favor, and only because I still think you can help save our boss and her assistant. I would have agreed to more, but you apparently attempt murder if someone answers a question wrong." Ramiel explains as he curses what is starting to seem like a comic book plot. His life was so very, very weird now. "I don't speak for my friends though."
Well it isn't exactly as easy to deal with as "move to flank and let's slaughter it" is it? :)
Ramiel still has all his credits. He actually hasn't bought anything besides chimichangas this whole game.
i have a few books in my stock: first world realm of the fey, guide to the dark markets, faith and philosophies, a few hardcovers, but not the book of the damned Forgot to reply to this conversation. I have a ton of PDFs that I could use to make stuff. This includes two 'do it yourself' books, The Genius Guide to the Taleneted Bestiary and In the Company of Dragons. If you ever need/want me to make something, Jaster, you just let me know! [/devilish scheming]
Silver does. She can pay him after we rescue her. Then we tell her he almost killed Devic.
Normally I'd say kill him, but we need info. Pay the man and maybe get back at him later.
Also I'm willing to put cred on you having a crush on Devic.
GUYS! A player just did a funny thing in my Emerald Spire game! Spoiler: So they've reached a level called the Throne of Azlant and they destroyed a clockwork machine that was attacking them and one person heard a ticking and grinding sound afterwards. It was a clockwork heart, still beating.
The monk/paladin picks it up and resists the sudden urge to place it on his own chest. It's the size of an ogre's fist and he's a Halfling, by the way. Some magical inspection later and they figure out it gives +4 Con to whoever puts it to their chest. The paladin/monk does so immediately and everyone watches in horror as it burrows into his chest and expels the slurry that was his original heart. The best part? The transmutation aura this thing(a minor artifact!) was giving off covered up the necromancy in it. He's replaced his heart with the phylactery of the very lich they're trying to find and kill! I've got a great plan now, which involves them thinking the crown the lich wears is his phylactery so they destroy it and don't think about the heart and then use these rules (Additional Graveknight Armor Information) for what happens.
"Oh, sure, now you worry about someone being separated from the group..." Ramiel chuckles dryly under his breath.
"Are you going to be okay, Devic? What happened in here?"
"Oh hell, it's like one of this air lock 'fridges, isn't it?" Ramiel groans as he takes a nasty looking knife out and attempts to help up by using it like a crowbar.
Geralt also lied.
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