| Full
Name |
His Holiness, Rajneesh "Big Stevie" Zimmerman, MegaPope |
|
| Race |
Human? |
|
| Classes/Levels |
Corporate Executive 25/ Pontifex Maximus 30 |
|
| Gender |
Priest |
|
| Size |
4XL |
|
| Age |
Eternal |
|
| Special Abilities |
See below |
|
| Alignment |
Lawful Corporate |
|
| Deity |
I am the chicken nugget upon which the Church and Munch™ is built |
|
| Location |
C.O.W (Confederacy of Worlds) ...New Vatican |
|
| Occupation |
Head of the worlds-spanning church/fast food franchise Church and Munch™ |
|
About Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope
"I may be fat and ugly, but you're ugly and I'm the freakin' POPE!"
-- ritual emboidered on the sacred Frycook's Miter
Skills:
Give motivational speeches to lackeys forced to attend: 12
Make something stop living with your crozier: 8
Ponderous Rhetoric: 20
Make anything you say sound just as important as the Voice of God: 20
Coat small things with breading and deep fry them until dead: 15
Pontificate until you get what you want: 16
Equipment:
Holy Spankh™
Mark 7 Fusion-Cored Holy Crozier
Splatter Guard™ ceremonial vestments
The Holy Book of running your own Church and Munch™ franchise
Posts