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Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope's page

75 posts. No reviews. Alias of Patrick Curtin.

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Full Name

His Holiness, Rajneesh "Big Stevie" Zimmerman, MegaPope
Race

Human?
Classes/Levels

Corporate Executive 25/ Pontifex Maximus 30
Gender

Priest
Size

4XL
Age

Eternal
Special Abilities

See below
Alignment

Lawful Corporate
Deity

I am the chicken nugget upon which the Church and Munch™ is built
Location

C.O.W (Confederacy of Worlds) ...New Vatican
Occupation

Head of the worlds-spanning church/fast food franchise Church and Munch™

About Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope

"I may be fat and ugly, but you're ugly and I'm the freakin' POPE!"
-- ritual emboidered on the sacred Frycook's Miter

Skills:

Give motivational speeches to lackeys forced to attend: 12
Make something stop living with your crozier: 8
Ponderous Rhetoric: 20
Make anything you say sound just as important as the Voice of God: 20
Coat small things with breading and deep fry them until dead: 15
Pontificate until you get what you want: 16

Equipment:
Holy Spankh™
Mark 7 Fusion-Cored Holy Crozier
Splatter Guard™ ceremonial vestments
The Holy Book of running your own Church and Munch™ franchise


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