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16 posts. Alias of Mike Welham (Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012).


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Off with their pants!


Off with your pants!


Paladins have the best hair. *sigh*


Off with their pants!


Solnes wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
You're a little short for a Lord of Hellfire aren't you?

More Lord of the Dance, if you ask me.


Lilith wrote:

To answer some other queries in this thread...

Wayfinder will be Grossed out.
Leafy Dude's daughter, I'd love to see your artwork in Wayfinder.

*offers a strawberry tart to the thread*

Thank you, dear.


The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
oh Tea, But the last party went kind of strange. I am ... a stripper, I repeat ... a stripper. Now what kind of tea is available?

OFF WITH YOUR PANTS!!


Alice wrote:

*eyes the strange metal giant warily and curtsies to the Queen*

Pardon me, Your Majesty, but what "biplanes?"

*tsk* They're planes that go both ways, dear. Surely everyone knows that.


I have not seen Stars-cream.

Now, if you will excuse me, I have a date with a South American gentleman by the name of Raoul.


<Points daintily north by northwest>

Watch out for the biplanes, dear.


*Hmph*

Very well. Could you zip me up?


Cards, anyone?


Croquet, anyone?


OFF WITH THEIR PUNTS!


ON WITH THESE TASTEFULLY DESIGNED TASSELS!


OFF WITH THEIR PANTS!