Puffy the Breakfast Roll's page

I have Breakfast almost ready.

Preps breakfast for the regualrs of the Deep 6 FaWtLy thread

Hands Lynora an extra-large cup of superbean java

Pitches the bacon-n-cheese super-roll special to CH

Morning everyone, I'm serving a nutritious wholesome breakfast.

IHOP has BACON!

Coffee is good with said pastries.

I have pastries.

IHOP?

If not, there's always Hungry Jack.

I'll gave the Wednesday special pastries ready for everyone in the early morning.

Plus hot coffee.

Morning everyone. I have pancakes and syrup for those parents and hungry children on their first day of school.

Remember, school speed zones are in effect. Let's get them to school and home safely.

Morning everyone, who wants a Saturday breakfast? I have cheerios, raisin brand, scrambled eggs, toast, and sausage links all ready for a wholesome morning.

Breakfast anyone? I'm taking orders plus I have an ample supply of HungyMan breakfast goods.

Prepping lunch and taking orders. Okay, who's hungry?

Paizo just authorized by order for Ultimate Magic. I should get my order in a few days.

I am one happy pile of dough.

Time to celebrate! Doughnuts and pastries for All.

:::pushes in a donut and beverage:::

I got your donuts and drinks right here. Step right up!

Eye Sea

I.C.

Icy.

I See.

And a slightly out-of-focus 'good morning' to all. Hope everybody made through All Hallow's Eve in one piece... (O.o)

My sanity will never be the same. Did the graveyard shift at the store last night and had one male patron come in dressed as a stripper wearing a simple g-string with a artificial phallic. It was the comedic has his phallic extended down to his knees, had testicles the size of oranges and was plated like a disco-ball. But he had an ass hairier than a woolly mammoth.

I really mustn't go on like this. After my shift ended and the day's money counted, I purchased a large bottle of Jack Daniels. I going to kill as many brains cells before I go to bed for the morning and pray that, in my best effort after I awaken, that I won't remember anything about last night.

Then again, there's the store security cameras. If corporate was watching and sent e-mail to boss, I am going to catch Hell, and ridicule tomorrow.

This is how spell D-O-O-M.

zylphryx is banned for not smelling Charles Scholz's mental images...don't you know it the new biggest thing?

Relkor is banned for not knowing the new biggest thing is economy-sized breakfast pastries served at breakfast.

[Stumbles through thread, looking for Red Bull]

(~_~)

Mornin' all.

Hands Devlyn a Red Bull and icy cinnamon pastry.

Here ya go. To get your morning started.

Looks at the other FAWTLHOUSE members.

Anyone want anything. I have a assorted of breakfast pastries and drinks at the coffee bar.

Preps up the front counter with an assortment of flavored coffees, chilled teas, cool milk, and orange juice. Puts out the cream cheese and begins baking the bagels, whole wheat donuts, cinnamon rolls, and assorted pastries. Puts out a jar of pickled brains for Aberzombie and fresh raisins for Taig.

Gentlemen of FAWTLy, breakfast will be served at 6:00 PM PST. See you there.

I have zombie dreams all the time! It's like I'm running on a treadmill, and the humans are always getting away from me!

Brains and breakfast pastries sir?

Hands amberzombie a plate

Good morning FAWLTy house. I have cinnamon rolls, buttered toast, sprinkled donuts, and an assortment of whole oat cereals. I also came with bottles of cool milk, orange juice and herbal teas. All healthy, nutritious, and rich with vitamins.

Nothing gets the morning off right like a good breakfast.

...and for Aberzombie, one fresh brain in a jar. Can't beat a Monday like this.

Morning everyone! I have breakfast rolls for one and all. Anyone hungry?

Puffy the Breakfast Roll wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Dang, Puffy, it's been a while.

I know. Been trying to resurrect my brother Puffy the Dinner Roll. The upcoming holidays have the dough and yeast gods nervous.

Why is it dinner rolls are targeted for violence more often than breakfast rolls?

Americans consume more bread rolls at dinner, especially during the holidays than breakfast. But, in the defense of Dinner Rolls, I think it has something to do with toast too.

I'm so glad I'm not flat bread.

Dang, Puffy, it's been a while.

I know. Been trying to resurrect my brother Puffy the Dinner Roll. The upcoming holidays have the dough and yeast gods nervous.

Post on by tomorrow, I'll have breakfast rolls, butter, and jam for everyone. A nutritious breakfast is the right way to start the morning.

I'd like to join you in the fishbowl, but water, like milk makes me soggy.

Apple fritters?

Dinner Rolls. Dinner Rolls, Don't forget the Dinner Rolls this Labor Day Weekend. Oh, and Puffy's new beer. I almost forgot abou that one. Its cheap and gives lots of gas.

Ummm, you do know that Hungry Jack specializes in many instant "food-like" products?

Word in the food industry says he farts in the special sauce, but the health inspectors of the FDA have yet to catch wind of it.

You didn't hear that from me. I wasn't here.

Just a friendly reminder, the Pathfinder PDF is about to go on sale in 2 hours and 5 minutes. Syncronize your watches and get ready to watch the Paizo server implode in a ball of flame do to all the traffic.

126 minutes and counting,

125,

124,

123,

122,

Oh, breakfast rolls go great with new hardcover campaign books. I had to throw that ii at the last minute.

119,

118,

Hi everybody!

:::Waves:::

Can I join? I have low calorie breakfast rolls for everybody? They're low in carbs too.

"Oh, okay. My bad. I misunderstood. When you were talking about how delicious rolls were, it sounded like..."

"So let me get this straight, what you're really trying to say is, Eat me?"

"Well no! Well, only if I promote it."

Puffy the Breakfast Roll wrote:

"Hey Jill, there's always breakfast rolls and bacon if you can't do it with pancakes. Mmmmm, toasted breckfast rolls and jam."

"Umm, when did we get a talking cannibilistic breakfast roll? I mean, not that he doesn't fit in. Just wondering."

"Cannibilistic? No, I spread the nutrition necessities of a good high energy breakfast to families across America. I really can't see a roll consuming another roll. Uh, I can change my name to Puffy-Jack the Breakfast Roll, but it doesn't have a certain ring. I love myself the way I am."

"Hey Jill, there's always breakfast rolls and bacon if you can't do it with pancakes. Mmmmm, toasted breckfast rolls and jam."