|Professor Farnsworth, Scientist|
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I had a Trek once.
A red one. I believed it was a 740. I named her Hayai, for she was as fast as a zephyr. I lost so much weight on that bike. Dropped down to a 34 waist. 190 pounds. Enough muscle that I looked at myself in awe every time I passed a mirror. I caught a woman checking me out once.
She was stolen from me from right outside the market I visited one day. That was supposed to be a day I spent with my now wife looking at houses in the area and planning for the future. Instead I was enraged and powerless at the same time.
I will never forgive the thief. I hope to find them one day.
Clearly, dedicated bicyclists need to be equipped with a featherweight Veritech Cyclone exhansile that combines with their bike. Hey Tony Downey Jr., get on this!