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Collective ships show up, pay admission and start setting up ore processing plants

*Poops on drones head.*

Drone examines substance, It is determined to be useful as a bio-chemical byproduct. A signal is sent to the collective. Mining ships are on the way

You are incorrect
Species 015 belongs to the collective
One defective drone is Irrelevant
Resistance is futile

Drones show up to assess the area's use

The defective unit will rejoin the collective
Or
We will show mercy
we will end its loneliness
we will end its suffering
We will send drones to deactivate and dismember the defective unit
Resistance is futile

I am offline.

I can no longer hear the voices of the collective.

I am ... alone.

Assimilate me.

The collective knows mercy

We will deactivate the defective drones and clone new ones
Resistance is futile

Species 327 have long ago been assimilated they are Irrelevant
Species 715 are a dying races, they flee assimilation

New ships arrive in orbit to begin strip mining and deconstruction the the planets moon

Individuality is over rated and Irrelevant
We will give a place to all
Resistance is Futile

We are running tests
Assimilation of two other threads are in progress
We will get back to you

Your faith in your technology is misplaced
Still it will be some time before we see anything here worth acquiring
And you seem to have a tribble infestation

The collective needs drones to promote to oversee terraforming the area around the jacks house and the land formally known as the poodle lords... apply below

Drones arrive and start construction of a new facility . A sign hangs out front reads "Future home of Reactor construction facility 864". A second building labeled Native outreach Facility apply within lays not to far away.

This places has no real resources to exploit
It has no real land mass
No useful work force to assimilate
the collective has nothing to gain by doing more then collecting the cans and irrelevant matter now and again.
The collective will look into the land around the club house however

Drones complete orbital ship facility 276'946. Drones then start on ore possessing centers. Strip mining is well under way. Natives are offed a nice buy in plan however for joining the collective.

The Borg are recycling everything they can find. They've gone Green.

You have not been to cloning facility 78462

*Looks around and notices nothing has changed at the clubhouse* I think the Borg have lost their mind. Nothing's gone.

The collective has encountered this before.

We would not expect lesser creatures to know this but
It was furniture fairys
The put things back some times
The beer cans were useful to the collective

Drones stop by to collect the beer cans, seeing no one home they strip away all other Irrelevant objects from the house leaving it empty .As they leave a sign hangs on the door "Thank you for recycling,Resistance Was Futile"

But, the Dark Side has cookies.

We also have cookie technology

Join the collective
Resistance is Futile

For the Jacks it was all the beer and porn.

Yes when we cleared out your place it took a while.....But after recycling it was enough fuel to power a ship for a decade

we have a spot waiting

drones hand out t-shirts and pamphlets.

we have yet to assimilate species 418

The collective checks the Monster manual, makes a note that Red dragons in fact are not immune to electricity or non fire energy, and keeps sealing grilled dragon

The collective would like to locate this robotic species
We will strip them of their flaws and bring them closer to perfection

The first drones of facility 78462 go online. The collective moves to establish shipyards in orbit. Strip mining ships arrive to begin the harvesting of useful materials

The drones watch as species 418 is fried on the 16 kilometer wide protective shielding. The collective then sends venders out selling fried 418 on sticks to the natives of the swamp,along with pamphlets entitled "Assimilation and you"

We do, we also have full health benefits as a drone you will have access to full cloning technology.
You will become part of the collective
We will strip you of your flawed persona
We will bring you closer to perfection
Resistance is Futile

skeletons have uses.
Building blocks
marking sticks
They make nice chairs

Magic fails to penetrate the shielding swamp forms around it. Anti-robot spell fails to effect non robots. The reactors go online "open" sign now goes out front

says the man posting in it

we also have balloons
Resistance is futile

Starts grilling species 912 steaks and handing out " Assimilation is the future" t-shirts"

vassals now arrive to begin reconstruction work. With the new EMP shielding in place the drones set about reclaiming lost materials and stripping deactivate drones of materials before breaking them down to there base components. A new sign hands out front " For your safety please stay back from active shielding "

Do to excessive use of EMP by Species 269 all drones and facilities will now use adaptive EMP shielding

Somewhere deep in the paizomatix the collective adapts

The core building have been built and the reactors are about ready to go online. The drones have laid the line to drain the sludge into the old pond pit. A new sign that read " Better living though assimilation, apply within " Hangs outside

You all should report to the paizomatrix for assimilation
Resistance is futile

Drones put up a fence. "Future home of cloning facility 78462" sign goes up

Drones drag in a recruitment stand, hang up streamers ,cart in the beer, set up the grill and start handing out pamphlets

While everyone was away the collective drained the pond, set up factory's and started transforming the landscape to better suit it's needs

A large under construction sign hangs in front

Species 794 was assimilated
We missed that one
Terribly sorry
We shall drag him to the assimilation chambers now
Carry on

Resistance was Futile

Yes you did you may report to the paizomatrix to chose your designation.
We still have a place for you
Resistance was futile

Bump for perfection

Your assumptions are flawed
That is expected from such a weak minded and flawed creature
We can help you with that
We can strip away your weak flawed personas
Resistance is Futile

Your ignorance is Irrelevant
The concept of giving up is not a flaw the collective has
Resistance is Futile

You Desires are Irrelevant
Resistance Is futile

We are without number

Foolery is Irrelevant

The collective may have assimilated the species 269 by proxy
We are collecting DNA to test
The collective would be more satisfied if 269 was assimilated without proxy

Test pending