Priestess of Discord's page

Boobs?

Give it to me!

Where's the chaos?

this thread just hit a roadblock

Is that a python in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Finger Sandwiches?

Stir Fry Brains with ginger?

Or was it Ginger's brain stir fried?

Is it bad if I can't tell if the party is still going on, or if everybody's comatose and recovering? ;)

Priestess of Discord wrote:

El-Lina Solareil wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Priestess of Discord wrote:

"Depends on you. You do have Fast Healing, don't you?"

His eyes seem to shine, just ever so slightly, as he smiles.

"You could say that, yeah" as they reach the cabana.

"Good. This might be a bit painful."

"Well, he said he wanted to explore some new territory..."

"Hey now - Benign territory, ladies. Guess I wasn't specific on that - sorry. Though the current content of the book is a good indicator of what we're looking for..."

I do believe I'm about to receive some dents in my chassis. Oh bother... ;D

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Priestess of Discord wrote:

"Depends on you. You do have Fast Healing, don't you?"

His eyes seem to shine, just ever so slightly, as he smiles.

"You could say that, yeah" as they reach the cabana.

"Good. This might be a bit painful."

El-Lina Solareil wrote:

Priestess of Discord wrote:

El-Lina grabs the spinner, then Ambrosia's arm, whilst PoD takes hold of Devlyn. They head to the cabana.

"Can we try the stuff on page 17 of your book? Just to warm up?"

"And page 23? I really like the sound of that one." *giggle*

He grins, then tries to get serious for a moment (and fails).

"On one condition - you have to be willing and able to contribute some quality material to the book. Do you think you can do that?" he says with mirthful challenge in his voice. ;D

El-Lina grabs the spinner, then Ambrosia's arm, whilst PoD takes hold of Devlyn. They head to the cabana.

"Can we try the stuff on page 17 of your book? Just to warm up?"

El-Lina Solareil wrote:

Priestess of Discord wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

El-Lina Solareil wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Priestess of Discord wrote:

"Why just one or the other? Both would be purr-fect."

He tries to look thoughtful.
"That could work too...Hmmm."

"Or four. Then we'd have four play." *giggle*

"I'm sensing a very interesting version of Twister coming on..." ;)

Twister with Jello! Great idea!

"How come we're never sticky afterwards? Oops, I remember now." ;)

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Maybe we should both go with her? I'm sure I might need a few pointers from the master.

Nodding at Ambrosia's approval, Devlyn runs his hand through his hair, surveying the scene.

"I think we need to move this somewhere else besides the bar, then. After I get us a few supplies, of course." :)

El-Lina Solareil wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Priestess of Discord wrote:

"Why just one or the other? Both would be purr-fect."

He tries to look thoughtful.
"That could work too...Hmmm."

"Or four. Then we'd have four play." *giggle*

"I'm sensing a very interesting version of Twister coming on..." ;)

Priestess of Discord wrote:

"But I'm still all wet."

Don't you love her sublety? ;)

What - I'm not allowed to have my own fun? (And I have no problem with the fact that she is a subtle woman, just for the record) ;D

[Oooo - just had an evil thought... :) ] :

"Hmmm - we do need to take care of that, don't we?"

Looks over at Ambrosia still doing her routine with El-Lina.

"Sweets? I would be remiss in my duties if I didn't give you every opportunity to test out your new feline form. I do believe our dear Priestess is in need of some...grooming?" as he motions toward PoD's current condition.

"Care to give it a try, or would you like me to give a demonstration?"
:P

Priestess of Discord wrote:

"Let me pour it for you, darling."

spills it on her ample chest

Dalesman Sense is tingling. Must act fast to avoid danger... ;D

In a blur of motion, Devlyn deftly snags a shot glass from the bar and positions it to catch a decent amount (though by no means all) of the drink before it hits the floor. That he has to, well, wedge the glass in place a bit to prevent its loss is totally coincidental. Really. :)

He gently extricates the glass, getting very close to but not quite touching PoD's generous decoullatage. He then downs the remnants of the shot with a grin and a wink. "Much obliged for the drink, m'dear. Cheers." ;P

Don't you love her sublety? ;)

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"Hey now - I practice safe lycanthropy, thank you very much. That definitely wasn't me," he says with a hurt expression on his face. ;P

{munching on mint from julip glass} 'Sokay. I think they're both outsiders (like me) anyway. We're naturally immune to lycanthropy.

I like this tigress body; it's all flexy and bendy. {hops off barstool, starts doing routines that are half-Cirque de Soleil, half-Vegas showgirl}

I think I can safely say that the other three stop talking for a moment and enjoy that little performance... :)

Devlyn shakes off the daze.

"Their are certain advantages to the feline form, yes. And you're showing off most. of. them..."

[Happy Daze]

He shakes off the daze again. "Wow. I think I need another drink now."

spills it on her ample chest

Priestess of Discord wrote:

El-Lina Solareil wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"Wish I could take credit for that little adventure, but that was Warforged Jack. I didn't think he was ever going to wake up after you two finished with him!"

Then where did all these scratch marks come from?

And the bite marks?

"Hey now - I practice safe lycanthropy, thank you very much. That definitely wasn't me," he says with a hurt expression on his face. ;P

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"Wish I could take credit for that little adventure, but that was Warforged Jack. I didn't think he was ever going to wake up after you two finished with him!"

Then where did all these scratch marks come from?

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

El-Lina Solareil wrote:

Or we can play naughty. Which does she prefer?

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"She's pretty open-minded. Why don't you ask her?"

OoOoOoOoooo... just right with the mint, D. I feel all tingly and wriggly. {big dreamy smile, eyes fully dilated}

{eyes the two lovely young ladies} Hmmm, what did you have in mind, ladies?

*giggle*

Tingly and wriggly. Both sound fine.

You get tingly and I'll play with wriggly.

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"Besides, my prey is right there," he says with a predatory glint in his eye as he point toward Ambrosia's curvy feline form approaching the bar.

Priestess of Discord wrote:

"But she's not here yet, is she?"

{sneaks up behind PoD, whispers in here ear:} Boo!

{hops up on barstool next to PoD, chugs Dark & Stormy} Thanks, Big D. Make the next one a mint julip if you would, please? Heavy on the mint too.

Priestess of Discord wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Priestess of Discord wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"Besides, my prey is right there," he says with a predatory glint in his eye as he point toward Ambrosia's curvy feline form approaching the bar.

"But she's not here yet, is she?"

He just shakes his head and chuckles.

"Depends on your definition of 'here' I guess. I think she's just hanging back and taking in the lovely view of you two before she sits down," with a quick gentlemanly bow to PoD and El-Lina, watching Ambrosia's appraising look out of the corner of his eye.

Is that rejection? After all that we meant to each other?

All the things we did together?

Priestess of Discord wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"Besides, my prey is right there," he says with a predatory glint in his eye as he point toward Ambrosia's curvy feline form approaching the bar.

"But she's not here yet, is she?"

He just shakes his head and chuckles.

"Depends on your definition of 'here' I guess. I think she's just hanging back and taking in the lovely view of you two before she sits down," with a quick gentlemanly bow to PoD and El-Lina, watching Ambrosia's appraising look out of the corner of his eye.

"Besides, my prey is right there," he says with a predatory glint in his eye as he point toward Ambrosia's curvy feline form approaching the bar.

Sends some more tequila over to the ladies in the limo, just in case they're getting thirsty, then pats one of the barstools for Ambrosia to come sit down as he fixes both of them some Dark & Stormys real quick.

"I wanna ride, too. But I'm not that into cars." *wink*

Is it true that the Gary clones in Fallout 3 were modeled after our PostMonster as a tribute to his popularity?

Malice Jack wrote:

A TOAST!

May the protoplasm in his psuedopods never lose elasticity!

Drinks Dark & Stormy

Hear, hear! And may his multiple eyes always see clearly!

PoD and El-lina help each other get cleaned up.

How come we can't create as much steam as those two?

That skinny little thing is tougher than she looks. Maybe she's a cyborg with a skin overlay?

Priestess of Discord wrote:

Verry close.

writhing her body like a snake

Loses her grip because of all the wriggling.

Would you just stay still already!

heading to bed. play as you will. ;)

Verry close.

writhing her body like a snake

LJ lashed out at both of them not even really sure who she was grabbing at this point. She kicked and pulled hair and pretty much whatever else she could, although she definitely stopped short of biting. That was more of a desperation tactic.

Wasn't me.

LJ you naughty thing.

Free for all!

PoD barrel rolls into both LJ and El-lina, creating a sprawling pile of bodies.

As LJ turns her eyes on PoD, El-lina jumps on her back, pinning her wings.

How she got naked so fast is unknown

PoD reaches down and dabs her finger in the jello.

Yummm...I love strawberry...

She sighed. Well, at least she'd already been 'personal' with those two.

Okay, then!

She walked over to the tank and took off her bikini.

Wouldn't want it to get stained, she said with a wink, and stepped inside the tank.

Tag-team?

Or both of us!

*giggle*

Tasty!

I'm willing.

Priestess of Discord wrote:

Slip and Slaad wrote:

*slids around the dance floor, showing off some really slippery chaotic dance moves*

PoD slips a bit in the slaad's wake.

Hey! Easy on us bipeds, OK?

Sorry. I always feel the need to show off around such beautiful ladies.

To Salty

You think it's late enough for us to look good to the ladies?

No.

*slids around the dance floor, showing off some really slippery chaotic dance moves*

Hey! Easy on us bipeds, OK?

*giggle*

Maybe a hot oil massage after the club closes?

Usually I'd say that's something I could sink my teeth in but even I'm not silly enough to try that on a Jack.

From one of the cabanas PoD emerges, dressed in a glistening red sequined gown with a black framed cowl. Her ample cleavage is adorned with a string of rubies set in gold. The slit in her gown reveals black leather stiletto-heeled boots, matching the black riding crop in her right hand.

She makes her way to the dance floor, slowly licking her lips as she surveys the attendees.

So, ummm, who wants a drink?

*blush*

Er, I don't think they were the ones snoring.

*giggle*

stumbles out of limo

*giggle*

Jack Hammer wrote:

JH exits the limo, ignoring the damage, and heads to the bar for some tequila.

You think I should tell her that was just for the Fey Gone Wild release? There's still the Hard Hat Hotties release. That cabana-cam was a great idea General J.

From inside the limo:

I heard that! If this is going to take further negotiations, bring me back something to drink! ...and I thought I was supposed to have passed out before things got interesting in the cabana....

Oh, hey, Warforged Jack. And PoD. And El-Lina. We saw you two really heating up the dance floor last night.