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243 posts. Alias of Crimson Jester.


Full Name

Priapus

Race

Gnome

Classes/Levels

Bard/1st

Gender

M

Size

S

Age

?

Alignment

Chaotic Good

Languages

Common, Giant, Gnome, Goblin

Strength 10
Dexterity 16
Constitution 16
Intelligence 14
Wisdom 14
Charisma 16

About Priapus

Spoiler:
Priapus
Male Gnome Bard 1
Chaotic Good
Representing Crimson Jester

Strength 10 (+0)
Dexterity 16 (+3)
Constitution 16 (+3)
Intelligence 14 (+2)
Wisdom 14 (+2)
Charisma 16 (+3)
Size: Small
Height: 3' 8"
Weight: 46 lb
Skin: Tan
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Light Brown; Curly; Light Beard
Total Hit Points: 9

Speed: 20 feet

Armor Class: 17 = 10 +3 [studded] +3 [dexterity] +1 [small]

Touch AC: 14
Flat-footed: 14
Initiative modifier: +3 = +3 [dexterity]
Fortitude save: +3 = 0 [base] +3 [constitution]
Reflex save: +5 = 2 [base] +3 [dexterity]
Will save: +4 = 2 [base] +2 [wisdom]
Attack (handheld): +1 = 0 [base] +1 [small]
Attack (unarmed): +1 = 0 [base] +1 [small]
Attack (missile): +4 = 0 [base] +3 [dexterity] +1 [small]
Grapple check: -4 = 0 [base] -4 [small]
Light load: 25 lb. or less
Medium load: 26-50 lb.
Heavy load: 50-75 lb.
Lift over head: 75 lb.
Lift off ground: 150 lb.
Push or drag: 375 lb.

Languages: Common Giant Gnome Goblin

Light Crossbow [1d6, crit 19-20/x2, range inc 80 ft., 2 lb, piercing]]

Longsword [1d6, crit 19-20/x2 2 lb, one-handed, slashing]

Studded armor [light; +3 AC; max dex +5; check penalty -1; 10 lb.]

Feats:

PERSUASIVE [GENERAL]
You have a way with words and body language.
Benefit: You get a +2 bonus on all Bluff checks and Intimidate
checks.

OBSCURE LORE
You are a treasure trove of little-known information.
Prerequisite: Bardic knowledge or lore class feature.
Benefit: You gain a +4 insight bonus on checks using
your bardic knowledge or lore class feature.

Traits:
Fast-Talker: You had a knack at getting yourself into
trouble as a child, and as a result developed a silver tongue
at an early age. You gain a +1 trait bonus on Bluff checks,
and Bluff is always a class skill for you.

Skill
Appraise
Int 2 =+2
Balance Dex* 3 =+3
Bluff Cha 8 =+3+2+1+2
Climb Str* 0 =+0
Craft_Music Int 4 =+2+2
Concentration Con 3 =+3
Diplomacy Cha 5 =+3+2
Disguise Cha 3 =+3
Escape Artist Dex* 3 =+3
Forgery Int 2 =+2
Gather Information Cha 7 =+3+4
Heal Wis 2 =+2
Hide Dex* 7 =+3+4 [small]
Intimidate Cha 5 =+3+0+2
Jump Str* -6 =+0-6 [speed 20]
Knowledge (arcana) Int 4 =+2+2
Knowledge (dungeoneering) Int 4 =+2+2
Knowledge (geography) Int 4 =+2+2
Knowledge (history) Int 4 =+2+2
Knowledge (local) Int 4 =+2+2
Knowledge (nobility) Int 4 =+2+2
Listen Wis 6 =+2+2 +2 [gnome]
Move Silently Dex* 3 =+3
Perform_Sing Cha 7 =+3+4
Perform_Comedy Cha 5 =+3+2
Perform_Oratory Cha 3 =+3
Perform_Act Cha 3 =+3
Perform_Wind instruments Cha 3 =+3
Ride Dex 3 =+3
Search Int 2 =+2
Sense Motive Wis 4 =+2+2
Spot Wis 2 =+2
Survival Wis 2 =+2
Swim Str** 0 =+0
Use Magic Device Cha 5 =+3+2
Use Rope Dex 3 =+3
* = check penalty for wearing armor

Zero-level Bard spells: 2 per day

Gnome:

+2 constitution / -2 strength (already included)

Small (combat bonuses, +4 to hide already included)

Low-light vision

+2 racial bonus on saves vs. illusions

+1 on DC of opponent's save vs. gnomish illusions

+1 racial bonus to hit kobolds and goblinoids

+4 dodge bonus on AC against giants

+2 bonus on listen checks (already included)

Speak with burrowing animals once per day

1/day dancing lights, ghost sound, prestidigitation

Bard:
Bardic Knowledge

Bardic Music

Can know only limited numbers of spells

Spells Known:
Detect Magic: Detects spells and magic items within
60 ft.
Lullaby: Makes subject drowsy; –5 on Spot and Listen checks,
–2 on Will saves against sleep.
Mage Hand: 5-pound telekinesis.
Message: Whispered conversation at distance.

High charisma gains bonus spells daily

Class HP rolled
Level 1: Bard 6

Priapus's Equipment:
Crossbow bolts (quiver of 10) x10
Caltrops
Ink vial
Ink pen
Paper sheets x5
Signal whistle
Soap
Musical instrument
Spell component pouch

14 lb
10 lb
2 lb
1 lb
1 lb
2 lb
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30 lb Weapons / Armor / Shield (from above)

Total
More about Priapus:
At first glance: Priapus is small to say the least, short and petite even for a Gnome. He has a quick smile and a nervous laugh. He wears a close cropped goatee and mustache that looks more as a sign that he is an adult then to improve or add to his looks. When he is not signing or attempting to get people to laugh, he is writing music on several pages of paper that he seems to have everywhere. He fingers are constantly covered with ink stains.

On a closer look: Those that pay attention, notice that though he speaks quickly, his words are thoughtful and precise. His eyes though always smiling, look deep and take in everything, constantly shifting, moving, looking deeper then most would guess. At a quick glance the words from his songs are a joyous thing that make fun of most, but read them deeper and they tell tales of war a famine and injustice in the world and of deeds great and small.

XP: 725