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Kruelaid wrote:

Szombulis wrote:

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I wonder if the fact that we're all nuts in here helps others keep things in perspective.

Nuts? You got nuts? That sounds healthy. All I got are these bacon bits.

That's the beauty of being Potato Slaad, I've got some variety....

Excerpted from Potato Slaad's Profile,

General versions of potato slaad include:

slaad made with baby potatoes, cooked in their jackets and left whole (skin on)
larger potatoes, cooked in their jackets and then peeled and cut
slaad with a mayonnaise, Miracle Whip, sour cream or milk dressing
slaad with vinegar dressing
slaad with bacon, anchovies, or mustard.
slaad with a fresh herb or dill dressing and/or gherkins, capers and other spices.
slaad with raw onions, cooked onions or pickled onions.
slaad with tomatoes or green beans.
slaad with hard-boiled eggs (a combination of potato slaad and egg slaad)
slaad with ham, pickles, corn, hard-boiled egg and tomato (known in France as salade piémontaise)
slaad with orange slices, Worcestershire sauce, bacon, and chives.

Creepy little furball.

Oo-la-la.

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Okay, how about a dretching?

We roll in our own feces, drink out of the toilet and eat out of the trash. Srsly.

I was at a picnic the other day, and I think someone accidently stepped in something you'd roll over.

Cowbell whenever tag stomache diving.

Let's have a picnic? I'm really popular at picnics.

Heaven catcher descent two Frank eye.

nerf constable situation 12 nagging gumdrops.

That's why I love picnics - plenty of vic...I mean people...to share in the joys of being a Slaad parent.

~~~You say "To-MAY-toh", I say "To-Mah-toe"~~~

;)

You called? Oh wait, sorry. You meant that red thing...

Potato Slaad wrote:

Busy weekend. Only one picnic, but it was crashed by a biker gang. There almost wasn't enough of me to go around.

*sulks*

Last time I was at a picnic, I was the slaad that nobody ate.

Don't worry Tossed. Your day will come.

Busy weekend. Only one picnic, but it was crashed by a biker gang. There almost wasn't enough of me to go around.

The slaads are coming. Ye shall know chaos.

Pineapple leopard vertigo boot violating never beer fun.

Ol' Unky Potatoe's "tragic" demise paid out a nice bit o' coin.

It's about time that poser bought the farm.

*thows Ranch Dretching off* Perhaps it would be best for me to get out of here. This palace is an asylum! *runs off*

Huzzah! Even the Jacks fear us!

Today would have been a great day for a picnic, but I had to go help a friend move.

Mmmmm.....cheese.

This is still the best thread ever.

Of course it is. We celebrate the endless variety and excellent taste you get with all things Slaad! How could anything be better?

Cerveza? I have Dos Equuis!

Mmmm.....beer.

Think about it.

I prefer not to......it hurts.

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Trading isn't the slaad way! Just kill them and take it! (Of course, socializing isn't really the slaad way either, but then again we are chaotic.)

No no no, we trade and then kill them and take back the trade. Or kill the people they trade our goods with. Or not.

Can't we kill them first, then do the trading?

I think I'm going to go visit Hidden Valley.

Potato Slaad wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!

You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.

So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?

He must be. It's....... Inevitable!

Har, har, har.

Ha ha ha [redacted] ha ha ha ha.......I don't get it.

Well, you said lawful, and, um...

Well, inevitables are... um...

Hey, I found a crouton!

Hmmm......for some reason, I kept thinking of that scene from Team America: World Police, when Kim Jong Il kept saying "Inevitable".

Potato Slaad wrote:

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!

You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.

So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?

He must be. It's....... Inevitable!

Har, har, har.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......I don't get it.

Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!

You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.

So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?

Hey now! I know we're chaotic and all, but do we really need to be fighting amongst ourselves? There's a whole world of non-slaads out there, ripe for the plunder!

Slaads of the world untie!! Wait, that's not right.....

Had a busy weekend - 2 picnics and a family reunion.

Potato Slaad wrote:

Back to SLAAD CON - what kind of events should we have?

Maybe some seminars on how to keep from spoiling?

Hmmm...not a bad idea. Maybe a panel discussion.

Back to SLAAD CON - what kind of events should we have?

Potato Slaad wrote:

Egg Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?

But where would be hold it? Hidden Valley?

Nice suggestion. Does everybody know where to find it?

I hear it's kind of hidden. That won't stop a good old MapQuest, though.

That's what I use TomTom for.

Potato Slaad wrote:

I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?

But where would be hold it? Hidden Valley?

Nice suggestion. Does everybody know where to find it?

I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?

Potato Slaad wrote:

Cobb Slaad wrote:

If it's left on ice, it'll keep.

Maybe we should get T-shirts made up with that logo.

Let's ask Hugo to design one.

We'll have to pay him with food. I don't have any money.

If it's left on ice, it'll keep.

Maybe we should get T-shirts made up with that logo.

So, what's next? Father's Day! Maybe we should start a countdown. Not including today - 25 Days to go!

Wasn't there a ranger around to keep the bear away? Preferably, one with bears as his favored enemy.

I think they were all busy combating dire litter bugs.

Ooo, I just got a magic missive from poor Uncle Potatoe Slaad:

"Juste gote backe frome a Summoninge. Roughede upe prettye
bade bye a groupe ofe adventurerse. Conjurere didn'te caree;
callede mee 'Faste Foode' and 'Takee Oute Slaaad To Goee.'"

WTF? Who is this pretender you speak of?

I enjoyed several picnics yesterday. Although, at one there was this bear that kept trying to make off with the basket. Weird.

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Don't mind the egghead guys. He's a bit off. Went bad and nobody noticed 'til it was too late.

*flicks bits of relish at Caesar*

Hey now! I know we're chaotic and everything, but can't we all just get along?

flicks some potato bits at Egg Slaad

....a bowl of scrummy potato salad.

No, Potato Slaad. Slaad! Come on, say it with me....

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Not the tentacled horrors!!!!!

I hate when that happens.

Have a good Memorial Day Weekend everyone. I expect to be plenty busy - lots of picnics to attend.

Huzzah!! More Slaad's! Today the messageboards, tomorrow the world!!

In honor of that great Paizonian Chef's Slaad, and inspired by Caesar Slaad, I bring you the place for all things Slaad!!!

Don't listen to little Slaad. Don't click on the spoiler!

I think you've started a new trend in aliases....