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Had a couple nice pre-game football parties this weekend - fun stuff.

Egg Slaad wrote:

Somehow I imagined there would be more ... oh, I don't know ... gore.

congrats on the young 'un ... be sure to raise her as one of the next generation of gamers ;)

Trust me, there was. And you really want gore, check out her diapers.

Congrats Boss!

Lampost vegetarian skillet patronage!

Rutabaga penstock castanets fuselage.

Go TEAM CHAOS!!!!

Potato Slaad wrote:

Whew! For a second there, I thought you might be talking about some weird fiendish plant creature. It's hard to keep track of some of the stuff that comes out of the lower planes.

who says I'm not talking about some weird fiendish plant creature?

I knew it! I knew there was something weird about that kid down the street!

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

Youling? what's a youling. Do they like Dinner Rolls.

Curse my terrible spelling. I meant youngling.

Whew! For a second there, I thought you might be talking about some weird fiendish plant creature. It's hard to keep track of some of the stuff that comes out of the lower planes.

CHAOTICS OF THE WORLD....SCATTER!

I’M A LEAN, MEAN, CHAOS MACHINE!!!

Wow, I had a great weekend. So many picnics, BBQs, and get togethers.....

GO TEAM CHAOS!!!

Hiss! Quack! Quack!

Is that all you ever say? Not very chaotic, if you ask me.

The answer is yes.

Damn, I thought the answer was "purple".

Exactly!

If a tree is falling in the forest, and no one is around to clap with one hand, does a poodle still show up to pee on a Jack?

I thought we didn't follow anybody because we are chaotic.

I'm speaking metaphorically, of course. Just because we're slaads doesn't mean we can't be philosophical on occasion.

I'm the best Slaad ever.

BLASPHEMY AND LIES!!! EVERY SLAAD KNOWS THAT CHEF'S SLAAD IS THE FIRST AND GREATEST OF US!

We are but humble soldiers of Chaos, following in his foosteps.

SUPPORT INCOHERENT RAMBLING!!!

Potato Slaad wrote:

Well, it's going to take some effort to get through this weekend, but after that, things'll slow down considerably.

Thanks to the wonders of greenhouses and refrigerated trucks, I'm always in season!

It isn't so much a matter of me being in or out of season, but that up North, folks tend to cut down on the outdoors stuff during the winter.

Well, it's going to take some effort to get through this weekend, but after that, things'll slow down considerably.

Oooohhhh...big weekend coming up. I'm not sure how I'll manage all those picnics and BBQs. So much to do....

CLARITY SUCKS!!!

Potato Slaad wrote:

Have you hugged a platypus today?

What if I hug a duck, a beaver, and Courtfool? That has to add up to a platypus.

Sounds good to me. Although you may want to be careful with hugging Courtfool...I hear he's got fleas.

Have you hugged a platypus today?

CHAOTICS OF THE WORLD....SCATTER!

Go Team CHAOS!

Well, I was going to do a picnic today, but it started raining. Anybody up for a nice game of Monopoly?

Ooohh....Weddings are always cool. Although I don't get many of those, and they usually tend to be the shotgun type....

Go Team Chaos!

Go Team Chaos!!!

Butterscotch rumproast never falling cooler.

*Runs screaming through the thread, flinging gobs of mayonnaise everywhere.*

I was in the park yesterday. I love visiting the park. It was pretty hot though.

Not a bad idea, especially considering I really don't like school children.

Sigh

Looks like lots of rain over the next few days. There go my picnic plans. And the Malone's were going to have a three legged race.

Frozen chicken nuggets?

Mmmm...chicken nuggets

*yeep*

Hello little cricket. Come and have a relaxing swim in this pool of warm chocolate. It does wonders for the complexion.

How'd ya feel 'bout chocolate covered hot-dogs?

Sounds...different.

Different is good!

Mmmmm.....chocolate covered crickets.

As several other folks have stated...

Best. Thread. Ever.

Potato Slaad wrote:

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

...we all know a dinner roll goes good with anything.

Even....tofu?

Yes, even Tofu.

Well, what about nachos?

Them too. Toasted with onion rings.

Gummy Bears?

CHAOTICS OF THE WORLD....SCATTER!

SUPPORT INCOHERENT RAMBLING!!!

Potato Slaad wrote:

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

...we all know a dinner roll goes good with anything.

Even....tofu?

Yes, even Tofu.

Well, what about nachos?

...we all know a dinner roll goes good with anything.

Even....tofu?

GO TEAM CHAOS!!!

This one is getting seriously out of hand.

Boss! Thank chaos you're back! The picnics I was attending just weren't the same. And you're right about this thread getting out of hand. I'm pretty sure there are some disguised agents of order trying to actually bring some semblance of normalcy, and maybe a few untrustworhty, poodle-blooded abominations.

Damn this rain! I had a couple nice events to attend today! Well, at least one of them was in a park that had shelters.

Potato Slaad wrote:

Big weekend coming up - three picnics, a family reunion, a birthday party, and a surprise Bar Mitzvah.

How do you have a surprise Bar Mitzvah? The kid should already know about it...

Don't ask me kid. I just work here.

CHAOTICS OF THE WORLD....SCATTER!

CHAOTICS OF THE WORLD....SCATTER!