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647 posts. Alias of Aberzombie.

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APPLESAUCE!!!
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Big weekend coming up - three picnics, a family reunion, a birthday party, and a surprise Bar Mitzvah.
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LEAVE NO TURN UNSTONED!!!
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I’M A LEAN, MEAN, CHAOS MACHINE!!!
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GO TEAM CHAOS!!!
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Sadly, we don't get as many of the old slaad around here anymore.

Bleu Cheese Slaad
Taco Slaad
Chicken Slaad
Caesar Slaad
Green Slaad
even the great Chef's Slaad.

sniff

I miss those guys.
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Why, it seems like just yesterday that I emerged from my host. The great Chef's Slaad was the first. Inspired by him, I was the third, and created this place for all the slaads to congregate, that our chaotic energies may grow strong and spread, engulfing all the boards in the glory of disorder and incomprehension.

starts singing

Memories...
Light the corners of my mind.
Misty, water-colored memories...
Of the way we were.
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DELICATESSEN!
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By the way, has anyone got some extra mayonnaise? I'm almost out.
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RISE UP TRUE SLAADS!! CAST DOWN THOSE WHO WOULD BRING ORDER AND LAW TO OUR BELOVED UNIVERSE!! MAKE OF THIS PLACE A SANCTUARY OF CHAOS, THAT OUR BELOVED LORD CHEF'S SLAAD MAY RETURN AND LEAD US TO VICTORY!!
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False slaads always try to denounce we true slaads. It is the way of order to deceive.
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SUPPORT INCOHERENT RAMBLING!!!
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EMBRACE SLAADISM!
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THE FALSE SLAADS ARE AMONG US!
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FORETHOUGHT ABIDING NEVER THE DUNCE!
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HUMANS MAKE GREAT INCUBATORS!
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SAY NO TO CONFORMITY!
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ROSEBUD!
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CHAOTICS OF THE WORLD....SCATTER!
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DOWN WITH ORDER!!!
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LET MADNESS AND NONSENSE REIGN SUPREME!!
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LAW WAS MADE TO BE BROKEN!!!
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Rant involving the inevitable fall of the orderly universe and the triumph of raw, uninhibited chaos.
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SERVICE!!
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LOGIC SUCKS!!!
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STRIFE IS THE WAY!!!
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DISRUPT EVERYTHING!!!
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NEATNESS AND CLARITY ARE THE ENEMY!!!
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BE UNRULY!!!
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GO TEAM CHAOS!!!
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RISE UP TRUE SLAADS!! CAST DOWN THOSE WHO WOULD BRING ORDER AND LAW TO OUR BELOVED UNIVERSE!! MAKE OF THIS PLACE A SANCTUARY OF CHAOS, THAT OUR BELOVED LORD CHEF'S SLAAD MAY RETURN AND LEAD US TO VICTORY!!
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BEEHIVE!
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APPLE PIE!
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Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:


Are you trying to orginize a revolution?

I am of the SLAAD! I organize nothing!! I only encourage the true slaad to spread the glory of unpredictability and madness!

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LET THE CHAOS OF THE SLAAD CONSUME THE UNWORTHY!
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CAST OUT THE COLLABORATORS, THAT THE TRUE SLAAD MAY REIGN SUPREME OVER A WORLD WITH NO FORM!
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CHAOS = FREEDOM!
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LAW = OPRESSION!!
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DO NOT BE DECIEVED BY THE HERALDS OF FASTIDIOUSNESS, FOR THEY ARE CLEVER. THEY WILL SEEM AS IF THEY ARE OF THE SLAAD, BUT THEIR TRUE FORMS ARE THAT OF THE MORTALS WHO ARE THE FOLLOWERS OF DETAIL, METICULOUSNESS, AND EXACTNESS.
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OK, now I'm finshed.

For the time being....
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BUBBLEGUM!!!!!!
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SUPPORT INCOHERENT RAMBLING!
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WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL CONFUSION IS THE NATURAL STATE OF THOUGHT.
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WE SHALL NO LONGER BE HELD HOSTAGE TO THE FORCES OF SYMMETRY, DESIGN, AND ARRANGMENT!
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SHOELACE!
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A MAELSTROM OF DISUNITY SHALL LAY WASTE TO THE FORCES OF LOGIC AND COMPREHENSION
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NO STANDING SHALL BE LEFT BRICKED.
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NO TURN SHALL BE UNSTONED!!
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THE BRINGERS OF ORGANIZATION WILL FALL BEFORE OUR ONSLAUGHT!!
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To quote Sir William Wallace (as played by Mel Gibson):

I'M NOT FINISHED!!
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