Poodle Jack Slaad's page

Dragonborn3 wrote:

Anyone know where BP is?

I'm heading to the movies to see Transformers 2.

No spoilers!

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

Well, you see, first there was only a Poodle, than a Jack moved in and FADE TO BLACK. Than that Poodle Jack meet a Slaad and FADE TO BLACK. So the order went Poodle-Jack-Slaad.

Yeah, but the point is that the Poodle came first, which is as it should be.

Of course. Wait wha-? Oh man I can't believe you said that!

*Collapses in a fit of dog/jack/slaad laughter*

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

*puff of smoke with barks, metal sounds and slaadic noises inside*

Hi!

Gah! Another poodle! *Bites*

*Looks down at tiny Jackskunk biting his ankle. Bites back.*

*Burps up beer cloud*

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

Hi!

At least he got the naming priority correct.

Welcome PJS.

Well, you see, first there was only a Poodle, than a Jack moved in and FADE TO BLACK. Than that Poodle Jack meet a Slaad and FADE TO BLACK. So the order went Poodle-Jack-Slaad.

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

*puff of smoke with barks, metal sounds and slaadic noises inside*

Hi!

Okay, that is just gross.

Blame Kobold Cleaver.

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

*puff of smoke with barks, metal sounds and slaadic noises inside*

Hi!

Okay, that is still just gross.

Blame Kobold Cleaver.

*puff of smoke with barks, metal sounds and slaadic noises inside*
Hi!

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Hi!

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Hi!

I'm Poodle Jack Slaad's and Db3's Astral Projection's mom?!

Actually, Db3's AP and I are actually to different version of the same person. When that wish was granted, it brought me in from a timeline where you had willingly married Poodle Jack. Db3's AP is from this timeline, where KC's wish caused you to be his parent. Though how you can be the parent of an astral projection is beyond me...

Wait! I've got it.
I wish to know how you can be the parent of an astral projection!

Db3's Astral Projection wrote:

We should really stop messing with Ambrosia, but I can't resist... I wish Ambrosia was one of the parents!

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Granted! However, you didn't specify whose parent she is. She is now your parent!

{twitches slightly, slowly drooling...}

Hey mom.

... I am REBORN!!!