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It's live!

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"This is the third scorpion-and-viper-filled closet this week." -I'm Hiding In Your Closet

Honestly, you guys give us poodles a good name.

Why make hedgehogs so cute when it hurts to pet them?

It only hurts to pet them if you go against the spines. It's the creator's way of saying "You will pet them the way I intended."

Also, mad scientist syndrome.

Plush Gelatinous Cube?

The deluxe edition models are called "throw pillows".

Okay, someone needs to make plush goblins just so that can happen.

We keep a low powered taser that the GM uses on anyone caught doing non-game stuff. Not bad enough to burn, but definitely something you want to avoid. Part of the rules up front is that if you want to play, you accept that you may get tased if we catch you on eBay during combat...

But how I am supposed to sell the dead fighter's armor then?

The term "Gungadin" triggered in my brain a mental image of Jar-Jar-Binks in shining silver full plate holding two handguns, and I'm not sure if I can recover from that.

Its so.. so cool though.

Darth Vader force chokes Godzilla.

Game Over.

Darth Vader struggles to choke such a large neck, and must soon rest.

Godzilla regenerates and steps on Vader.

5 gold on the King of Monsters!

First thing I'd like to say is that I immediately thought of using goblins as pawns. +1 for that idea. I'd expand the knights to goblins [i]mounted[/o] on goblin dogs, but that's it.

Instead of the Centaur minis as knights, what about using the Iconic Cavalier? Valeros would make a "good" king, since his class is considered the DPR King.

"A well-composed book is a magic carpet on which we are wafted to a world that we cannot enter in any other way." - Caroline Gordon

"A world in which elves exist and magic works offers greater opportunities to digress and explore." - Terry Brooks

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - -Arthur C. Clarke

"Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic." - Aaron Allston

"Art is a sense of magic." - Stan Brakhage

"Big dreams create the magic that stir men's souls to greatness." - Bill McCartney

Guess what I was singing yesterday around 6pm?

"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!"

A friend of mine just said that he thinks WoW will get shut down tomorrow.

Which means the World(of Warcraft) will end!

Okay people, I'm taking bets now!

How will the world end?

Flood?
Fire?
Skynet?
Chuck Norris dies and we were all just a dream inside his head?
That one king from Alice in Wonderland wakes up?
All the movie monsters of the past 100 years dicide they are real and throw the party to end all parties?

Top Ten: Weird Sports

Top Ten: Awesome Exam Answers

Just some cool lighting.

Funny and Clever Pictures

Really Bad Tattoos

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

Unless you are also a dog, because it is a dog-eat-dog world.

Oh yeah, an African swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.

Which one carries the coconut again?

Dabbler wrote:

The rogue at 3rd level would make a meal of the dog too, so what was your point again?

Eating dog is wrong.

Unless you are also a dog, because it is a dog-eat-dog world.

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

So that is 2 votes against voting..

What have I taught you... counting is Awful Lawful! Now go in the round room and stand in the corner until you learn your lesson.

Listening to you is a Lwaful act, do you really think I'll do something like that?

So that is 2 votes against voting..

What is the best way to get lawful stains out of your clothing?

OxiClean.

Honey, you've been cosplaying as a red dragon again, haven't you? You know that crotchety old silver dragon down the street is going to flip out when sees you.

*takes of dragon mask*

Why do you think I'm doing it?

Seoni: Just to see if he would.

or

The Alchemist: Because there's a YouTube video of Paizo employees drinking some weird soda-like concoctions.

LARP?

Of course, maybe this is not a terrible thing, since the yetis are somewhere between the Shakers and the Village People, and they only get new members by conversion, and the ritual of initiation where you become a yeti is kind of like a gay orgy at a furry convention.

You realize that orgy is made up of less than the 5% that actually does anything even remotely close to that in costume?*

*This is of course assuming that the 5% percent that does "stuff" in-character isn't made up entirely of homosexuals. Doesn't bother me one way or the other how people role-play lycanthropy.

Treppa wrote:

lynora wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I imagine it would only take a few seconds for your chair to melt (if plastic) or incinerate (if wood or upholstered); a metal chair might give you a little longer. In fact, most of your furniture wouldn't fare very well, and instead of standing on your (wooden) desk, you'd probably find yourself meeting a fiery end.

Just sayin'.

*sigh* You were that kid weren't you ;)

This is news to you? :)

It's why we love him. Every party needs a pooper...

And I'm a great pooper!

Ha!

2 Girls, 1 Healer!

*hides*

The little doggy suit itches. Why did you program me to itch!

*hides "Loves Tacos" update program*

Good to see not much changes around here...

*rest on dry, clean couch*

Hm..

*growls to defend couch from other poodles*

*promptly ignores the bait*

TOZ and KenderKin, for what it's worth, I would not Ignore you. I like reading your posts!

If that is really the worst Google has to oofer on Lamashtu, we need to move on to more disturbing issues, like Memes or THIS.

Those that click the second link(NSFW btw) will never be the same.

Bluff:1d20 - 9 ⇒ (15) - 9 = 6

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

Man, it's been a while since I was last here.

Humps Poodle Jack Slaad to make him feel welcome.

And now I remember why.

*appears out of nowhere, throws snowballs at Tossed and Potato Slaad*

Man, it's been a while since I was last here.

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

There's something fishy about this place...

Hey bud! Long time no see!

Hey! How ya' doing Poodle Jack?

There's something fishy about this place...

You have given me a list of movies to find and watch... I'm not sure whether to thank or curse you... We will have to wait and see.

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

*rises from fresh grave*

I LIVE!!!

Oh, wait, were you not talking to me?

{hugs him anyway}

AH! No.. stop.. there are other Slaadi here![/embarassed kid voice]

*rises from fresh grave*

I LIVE!!!

Oh, wait, were you not talking to me?

Happy Holidays!

;p

Hey PJS, did you have a nice Thanksgiving? Did you get enough to eat? You never call or write...

Yes, it was a very good holiday for me, lots of turkey and pumpkin pie to eat.

And if I had thumbs I would call and write.

Blisterthumb Bottomknot wrote:

Hi!

I'm Blisterthumb Bottomknot! And I'm here to spread the love of Kender!

Do you love Kender!? If not, why?

All I'm saying is give Kender a chance!

You seem like a very nice person... {starts pouring gasoline all over thread} and I'm sure you have the best of intentions... {rolls in several barrels of smokepowder} but you are a kender.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to see to it that you meet an unfortunate end. Nothing personal, you understand. {starts searching pockets for flint & tinder}

*Chaos causes her to find a "Clint the Kender" keychain instead*

Nice key chain Mom. Truly chaotic.

I'm not evil enough to twist that one, even in jest.

Don't worry Mom, I am.

I wish I could bear, birth and raise a child of my own.

Granted. You are a hermaphrodite.

I wish everyone's skin, eye, and hair color would change to their favorite color for one day every year.

*spins spinner*

Hmm. Fourth tentacle on yellow.

Where did you get this game, Follower?

*places tentacle on yellow*

*enjoys laying in the sun doing nothing*

*tries to sneak past Ambrosia*

Why do you not worship me, your king?

*leaps at King Julien, mouth open*

Dragonborn3 wrote:

Kaelas Rilyntlar wrote:

Aaron Bitman wrote:

One exception to that comes to mind. In Dragonlance, there arose the question of where Gully Dwarves came from. The theory was briefly mentioned that maybe the first generation of Gully Dwarves was the result of dwarves and gnomes interbreeding. The idea was quite popular among fans, and came to be accepted as canon.

* shudder * Gully Dwarves.... Almost as feared as Kender.

Bupo! Bupo! Bupo the Archmagi!

*twitch*

*spies twitching CJ*

Bupo Jack!

King Julien of the Lemurs wrote:

Where is my mighty lemur cult? Do you n00bs not know that it is needed to worship me, your king?

Oh no you don't, Lemur Basterds! Word is spreading about how you brainwashed poor John Cleese, even naming your ninja lemur squad after him, but you won't get the rest of us! {shakes fist melodramatically at computer screen}

{webcab pans down on Amby from above, does slow spiraling pullback} CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! {echoes}

{transforms into Gluttony from FMA}

More like a "paizonian request" but here it goes:

The Dark and Stormy Knights!

*goes over pic with microscope*