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I believe you're gravely mistaken.

I got dibs in the boxer briefs. No piling, please.

I am the eidolon found in the possession of the majority of basement dwellers. Don't believe the lies.

I question whether there's anything to smoke.

Your mother called. She was worried that you were lost. You are hereby summoned back to the Phantom Zone a/k/a her uterus. I did not perform my proscribed duties.

I am ashamed with myself.

Urizen wrote:

Still waiting for the esteemed senator from Naboo to throw his cowl into the ring.

** spoiler omitted **

I'm either a supporter or abstainer assistant. Take your pick.

I am at one with abstinence.

Gangrenous Fetus wrote:

P.S. I showed GREAT RESTRAINT not posting elsewhere with this alias.

And we are proud of you young Sith. Let your anger grow before posting.

I should always be included in such conversations.

Not gonna post anymore in that thread, I said my piece. I just hope some people find closure and that the trolls don't prosper.

Don't lump me in with my other brethren. It is my job to prevent prosperity. Or multiplication.

Leafar? How much longer will it be? It's funky in here.

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

Never let it be said that I passed on a 69.

** spoiler omitted **

I had a helping hand. It's my job. I secrete to keep things a secret.

Guess where I'm hiding?

I'm a pocket troll.

Pillowpants wrote:

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Pillowpants wrote:

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

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Crimson Jester wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Damn, Uri. Living out a kidnapper fetish on FB?

Dare I ask what he did now?

Where do I begin?

I've been looking for you.

Leave me alone.

Come on. Two Girls. One Cup. You and me in Vegas. What can possibly go wrong?

Everything! LOL

They're having a Buy Two get Two Blu-Ray DVDs Free Convention next to the buffet at the Luxor.

Sounds like the Mirage.

Dibsies on the Penultimate Star Trek Limited Edition Shatner Toupee in a Can 12 Disc Set.

Pillowpants wrote:

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Pillowpants wrote:

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Damn, Uri. Living out a kidnapper fetish on FB?

Dare I ask what he did now?

Where do I begin?

I've been looking for you.

Leave me alone.

Come on. Two Girls. One Cup. You and me in Vegas. What can possibly go wrong?

Everything! LOL

They're having a Buy Two get Two Blu-Ray DVDs Free Convention next to the buffet at the Luxor.

Pillowpants wrote:

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Damn, Uri. Living out a kidnapper fetish on FB?

Dare I ask what he did now?

Where do I begin?

I've been looking for you.

Leave me alone.

Come on. Two Girls. One Cup. You and me in Vegas. What can possibly go wrong?

Crimson Jester wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Damn, Uri. Living out a kidnapper fetish on FB?

Dare I ask what he did now?

Where do I begin?

I've been looking for you.

WHERE IS TAD?

Pillowpants wrote:

Where's TAD? I'm trying to find him.

Ye're sorry , but the party you are trying to reach has outsourced. Please leave your name, number and a brief message and we'll deliver it as soon as we can.

I received a return to sender card. Apparently there's no party at TAD's. Ever. So, can you help a p@$$% troll out? He needs to be saved.

Where's TAD? I'm trying to find him.

Hula Girl wrote:

Not that inoccent. wrote:

Hula Girl wrote:

Anybody else want to get lei'd?

Why? I mean why get lei'd when you can get laid? I know which one I would choose. ;)

It's called subtlety sweetheart. You might want to look into it. ;)

Meh. I don't do subtlety... I do multiple O......

You wouldn't know a multiple O if you were staring straight into an O Face at a distance of 12 inches. But someday, you will have your first taste. And you will have a full flush greater than any poker face made by Lady Gaga playing Texas Hold 'em.

*flutters eyelashes*

i'm offended.

i am here too

i am the defender of the abstinence program when project onan failed miserably. it's a work in progress.

i'm an eldritch knight

where is TAD? i miss him. did he go to san diego without me? i hope ron burgundy told him what san diego translates to.

Urizen wrote:

Ah. It's an all or nothing with the wall thing ... unless you simply want to un-friend me. That'd handle your problem reeeeaaaal quick. :/

Eeep! A drow!

I'm scarier. rowr.

dad? is that you?

Vegas' closer. I hear there's a ranch full of bunnies.

good, goooooood! <rubs trollish palms together>

you'll be 78 and dipping into Rush's stash at that pace. why not just make an order?

I've got faith in spades.

i would use that to start digging. i wouldn't wait too long, else the rainy season will have come and gone and resources will dry up worse than ..... oh, i can't even bear to say it. it's a trip to behold. the glory!

Pillowpants wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Pillowpants wrote:

no, it's much, much smaller. if you've seen it up close, you'd believe me.

What, you've been an an Elven Spacecraft and seen the planet up close and personal?

i like to call it a stargate into a black hole

Whatever....

why so dismissive? i can lead you to the promised land. you have to have faith.

Pillowpants wrote:

no, it's much, much smaller. if you've seen it up close, you'd believe me.

What, you've been an an Elven Spacecraft and seen the planet up close and personal?

i like to call it a stargate into a black hole

yeah, it's more of a planet the size of Earth.

no, it's much, much smaller. if you've seen it up close, you'd believe me.

Pillowpants wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Pillowpants wrote:

I'm looking for TAD. Where could he be hiding?

Was working on a map.

you need a map? i can show you the way.

The map of Lasarnagliu, Sarûnia's world-moon.

that's no moon.

Pillowpants wrote:

I'm looking for TAD. Where could he be hiding?

Was working on a map.

you need a map? i can show you the way.

I'm looking for TAD. Where could he be hiding?

rowr.

rowr.

rowr.

rowr.

rowr.

rawr.