{confused, reloads page} For a second, I thought I'd clicked onto another gHarmony bachelor auction. I'll bid $151.43 plus a 6.7 kg ball of ABC gum and a Very Fine copy of Yellowdingo Howls Bach LP for Doodlebug.
Nope. Even now, I have a crew of union goblins paving your pituitary to put up a magic mart.
With a pink brothel, a head shop,
And a swinging hot spot.
Oops, sorry Tensor, we had a backhoe in your medulla oblongata accidentally go through your main inferior salivatory nucleus. Apparently the subcontractor failed to mark it properly. Until we get it repaired, I'm afraid you're going to drool uncontrollably; take care to stay hydrated.
I may well get chastised for asking, but do you think there's room between pro-gay and pro-straight? Speaking for myself, I never saw it as a us-or-them situation.
So you're bi on the topic. :)
Bi is far too limiting. Think of goblins as tribbles, only with a much higher movement rate and even less picky. {munches on another of "Arne Darvin's Famous Whole-Grain Muffins"}
Or in the corner of the Homosexuality in Golarion thread?
[Waggles eyebrows]
{glances up over bifocals} Not in front of the humans, dear. They're too impressionable at their ages. {sips tea and nibbles on a scone}
Drejk wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
And yes, I would like to see a Pathfinder novel with a goblin protagonist/lead.
It would have to be a picture book. No wordy words.
{gently pats "50 Shades of Blues: A Goblinoid Pop-Up Book"} My my, I never knew psionics were so naughty! {1d20 - 4 ⇒ (8) - 4 = 4, fails Perform (Comedy) check to find a setup for obvious "going nova" joke}
It really doesn't even have to be a street. It can be a driveway. Or dirt trail. Or sock drawer. The goblin lifestyle doesn't quibble about such trivialities, or regular goblin versus blues versus monkey goblin relationships.
And yes, I would like to see a Pathfinder novel with a goblin protagonist/lead.
...Is there something extra special in your bubble bubble lately causing hallucinations perhaps?
With all the Hostess snacks being snapped up by panickers and speculators, he may be going into forced withdrawal from the lack of complex preservatives and artificial flavors?
Or maybe he has been targeted for mind control experiments by evil USPS employees?
You have two choices: vote, or don't vote. But don't blame the system when you choose the latter. If you choose not to vote, you have also chosen to be a non-participant in any political discussions until the next election season.
Sez who?
Not casting a ballot doesn't mean non-voting... some of us ust cast our votes differently {rubs more tung oil on guillotine frame} Plus, re-counts are real easy: just look in the basket and re-count the heads.
I promise to do a better job keeping the blade sharp though. Sorry about the Chad incident, the way his head hung on by his fat cholesterol plaque-filled jugular.
{turns back to TV and watching Gnome Abram's "This Old Workshop" with this weeks project: building a trebuchet to fling all those severed heads}
You're just cranky you got audited. I told you that you needed to use form 1040 and list your deductions to write off the guillotines and Molotov cocktails as business expenses.
I feel sorry for today's youth when I notice what passes for spelling in their rants. English is in a decline as more and more turn to a quick post on the Internet over taking the time to produce a proper essay. Gone are the days of good spelling.
"Make no since," indeed!
You tell 'em, Auntie Martha! Your home-made elderberry wine is delicious too. {sips} Mmmmm, bitter almonds...
{glances down at a dozen cards, stamps several} C'mon, c'mon... I just need a "Che Guevara", "Hollywood Ten", or "Joseph Welch" to get an Internet Bingo... {fluffs blue hair, takes a drag on a Pall Mall}
...There are rules, and there are rules, and part of being a grammarian is the ability to distinguish the one from the other.
"There are three kinds of rules: rules, damned rules, and grammar." - Samuel Longhorny Horsecleaver, goblin riverboat gambler, raconteur, and all-around scoundrel
Then you may appreciate the world to come, where all the PCs who ‘heroically’ smashed their way into your peoples homes and stole your hard won possessions are all in chains and the goblins ride them around like ponies.
Yes. I would like that very much.
I like the sound of that too. Tell me more about how to become a Gobway product distributer!
If this was the Goblin's Choice Awards, I'd nominate Bieber too. He's still pretty young and un-ravaged by drugs, so he should be nice and tender after 24 hours in a smoker. I wonder whether wet sauce or dry rub tastes better with Canadians?
{turns off the Sartre Signal} Because he's the troll the OTF deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll spurn him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a snarky guardian, a watchful philosopher. An existentialist knight." - Commissioner Toenibbler
Wow, I never knew he had all that going on as a side-project to being Van Halen's drummer.
Bassist.
Ex-bassist. He's rollin' with Sammy Hagar these days.
Spoiler:
It's a running joke with my brother... He's a big classic Van Halen fan (and classic rock & metal in general). I once accidentally conflated the two Antonys and called him the drummer, and it irritated him to no end. So I would repeat it occasionally just to piss him off. :)
I forgot the rest of you weren't in on the joke (such as it is).
Are you talking to the Badger or me? Someone else?
I'm busy trying to convince the other Paizonians to drop napalm and daisy cutters on Florida. Or at least run to the Georgia and Alabama borders and saw off the Wang of America.
I need to convince an artist to draw Doodlebug in a Deadpool outfit, drolly dropping bon mots and wittily dissecting economics as he slices up his enemies with Union-manufactured dog slicers.
Personally, I believe that prior to his ascension, Leafar invested a portion of his power into his most devoted servant... like Bane did to Iyachtu Xvim. Or maybe like Bhaal did with his mortal spawn.
