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Pharasma

Pharasma, Lady of Graves's page

64 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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I like this guy! He's going places!


No.


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Baby druids come from hippies.


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You think you can take it away, by all means, try. Won't be the first time, won't be the last.


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damn it! They figured it out! Looks like I'm going to have to accelerate the whole planet disappearing plan B.

Achaekek! You know what to do...


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Rookie. A deity must use a loud booming voice! Because it's cliche.


And I don't even care when Salim calls me a b!%@~.


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Yup, move along, nothing to see here.

walks away, casually (and not at all suspiciously) whistling.


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Sprays coffee.

Oh s!~*! I didn't see that coming!


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He gets pretty preoccupied playing with his action figures.


Is It ever finished.


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Maybe?


Damn you cruel fate!!!


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I wouldn't say releasing them exactly, but yes I'm quite busy.


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He knows, I tell Cosmo everything.


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Thomas Seitz wrote:
Pharasma, Lady of Graves wrote:
Sorry Hon, that's beyond our capabilities.

Thanks Lady of Graves, but I honestly wasn't asking for you.

Orcus on the other hand...

Yeah, we're gods, we can't undo the damage unleashed on various worlds by the spawn of Rovagug such as John Travolta.


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Sorry Hon, that's beyond our capabilities.


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Good luck using a CR 7 creature to find out James Jacobs address.

I hope you buy in bulk because they aren't coming back alive.


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Shush! Don't tell him, he still thinks he's getting a puppy.


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Was that a godling chirping? i could've sworn i heard something...


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Sundakan wrote:
Torbyne wrote:
CBDunkerson wrote:
Joana wrote:
James Jacobs has been very emphatic that Aroden is dead
Yes, but 'dead' isn't always permanent on Golarion. There are disparate hints and theories (not to mention a module) about how he might be able to come back. I doubt they mean for any of those to happen, but the possibility exists.
Oh come on. He was just a god, not an X-man. Dude's not coming back.
Well, since he was apparently processed by Pharasma, he IS back. He's just either been reincarnated as some mortal or shuffled off to have his soul wiped and transmuted into a nameless Planetar or something.

Dead gods deserve more creativity then that, don't you think.

unconsciously caresses the shoulder of Echo of Lost Divinity.


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Yeah, he isn't coming back.


I get more pleading then mockery.


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shoves reams of paperwork into Clippy's overworked arms

Here, these souls need to be alphabetized and judged. And if I see you hanging out with the Night Hags or Daemons, you're fired, we run a tight ship here at The Boneyard. And I don't have time to micromanage every damn thing.


Bring. It. On.


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Groetus is a sap, "the world is gonna end, and when it does, you're in charge"

It still makes me laugh, after all these eons!


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A vision of what the Opposite Boneyard would look like, be thankful for what you have


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I'm still on top.


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You have no idea.


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He's never needed help before, why now.


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that's because no one wants to piss off the goddess of death, it's just common sense.


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You're on your own.


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Eh, when you've been doing this long enough, they start sorting themselves out.


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Sorry! Accidentally had it on vibrate, what now?


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There are only so many Psychopomps, it's bad enough I gotta keep an eye on all the deaths caused by Pett, now, this...


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I must say, they've been keeping me busy.


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Elegy Medvyed wrote:
Pharasma, Lady of Graves wrote:
Cuorvhain the Conqueror wrote:

THE CONQUEROR IS FALLEN!! THE REIGN OF THE WYRM CUORVHAIN IS NO MORE!

x_x

Oopsie doodle! Awkward moment time! Turns out there was a mix up on our end. Yeah, we're going to have to send you back to do it over.
Lady, don't even. You have no power in my world.

Sweetie, you couldn't comprehend.


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Cuorvhain the Conqueror wrote:

THE CONQUEROR IS FALLEN!! THE REIGN OF THE WYRM CUORVHAIN IS NO MORE!

x_x

Oopsie doodle! Awkward moment time! Turns out there was a mix up on our end. Yeah, we're going to have to send you back to do it over.


Dead People.


CampinCarl9127 wrote:
Rogar Stonebow wrote:
CampinCarl9127 wrote:
Rogar Stonebow wrote:
I read the title as "Is it possible to be a cannonball"
With a few ranks in knowledge (engineering) and enough gunpowder, all of your dreams are possible.
Maybe I want to be a reusable cannonball!
Oh dear, you should have been more specific. But hey, at least you'll have an interesting story to tell Pharasma!

I hear that one a lot actually, never gets old!


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Adam Daigle wrote:
Axial wrote:
Who is the NPC for Wrath of the Righteous?
It's still too early for me to comfortably spill the beans, but it's someone that's been named before somewhere else (other than Wrath of the Righteous).

Is it Iomedae? Ugh! Doesn't that b!~$+ get enough attention!

Maybe I should Soundboard a bunch of adventurers....


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The left twin inevitably is the soulless one


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Look alive 'pomps, another Pett adventure went live, that means it's about to get real busy, real fast.

Alright, who's ready for some judgement.


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Sleep well Tin Foil Yamakah, I sent it somewhere nice, with plenty of water, comparatively, Arizona to be specific.


Kalindlara wrote:

I wanted this on the first page, so you can answer it once and for all - hopefully some people will see it before they ask again. ^_^

How did Aroden die?

Well


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I know what happened! But I'm not telling!


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Sotiria Spiros wrote:
Tending to the living and the dead is a full-time job, after all...

... You're telling me!


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57. To be honest i'm getting tired of GMing for Asmodeus, Sarenrae, Desna and Nethys... then Nocticula is always trying to join.....


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.... If you have any questions about my current attire, take it up with Asmodeus, i'm a 99.9% sure he rigged that game of strip poker!


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Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:
There's rules?
yes, we all must abide by them.

During my time in Vegas, I was taught there are 3 things you never speak of.

1. Politics
2. Religion
3. Sports

Just imagine if these 3 things were not discussed on an RPG site

Paizo's the only forum I've ever spent any appreciable amount of time on where political and/or religious discussions/debates were not either swiftly locked or shuttled off into their own private forum ASAP.

I wish Paizo would do the same.

Amen...Oh crap that religious, sorry

No, no, its okay i'm not crying....

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