Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe's page

Beldan looks confused. “So … is this bird guy evil or not?” he whispers to Oso.

Pip hears Beldan's whisper from his spot on the other side of Oso

"I'll check" He whispers

Pip will do his Detect Evil stare at the weirdo birdo

Pip takes a moment to wipe the chasme ichor off himself

'Mamma told me there'd be days like these .."

"And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!"

Pip throws up just a little in his mouth

"Aww there's bug guts all over Lucille!"

I pwned dat biotch!!!!!!!!!1111!!!

Pip points at the giggling Chasme and tries a Glitterdust

DC 14 Will Save or blinded

Spell resistance: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23

Pip strums a fast folk tune

"Kill Kill Kill
Everybody do the Cockroach Stomp.
You'll feel better, like I know you will.
Come on, do the Cockroach Stomp.
You can do it if you try.
You can even stomp a fly.
With a twinkle in our eye,
We make 'em die... die... die, die, die, die!"

The droning of insectile wings is penetrated by Pip's high speed flamenco flourishes, and the party feels generally fortified with the power of music, shattering the illusion of integrity with glittering guises, and endless compromises.

Pip LIKES to believe in the freedom of music!

Popping that Haste I mentioned above, then segueing into Inspire Greatness (remember those +2 bonuses folks!)

"Hello ugly! Is that your face or did your neck throw up?"

Pip strums Lucille

"Shoo fly
Don't bother me
Shoo fly,
Don't bother me
Shoo fly,
Don't bother me
Or I'll carve yer ass
With lots of glee!"

Pip riffs up his hastening arppegio

OK, everyone has Haste. Follow that with the old tried and true +2 atk/dam/charm/fear inspire greatness

Are we rested up/full spell level? If so Pip will find a spot near Oso and once combat is joined cast Haste

Stealth: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (6) + 19 = 25

Jeesh....a week to get through a page of fifty.

I know! the OTD threads are eating our lunch Heathy!

You get away; it didn't see you. You're back with the others.

Good thing too .. Prolly eat me fer breakfast!

Pip returns to the others and tells them about skeeter boy ahead

Feel free to read the spoiler

DM Heathy:

"I'm gonna go check it out. Stay here unless I yell." Pip whispers

Pip goes off to check out the sound

Perception: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (17) + 13 = 30

Stealth 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (13) + 19 = 32

Pip heads back to the others and signals them to halt. He tells them in a low tone about the odd sound ahead

Pip decides to scout out a bit and try to get ahead of the party into the bush. He tries to move quietly in the jungle and keep his eyes open.

Stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (7) + 18 = 25

Perception: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (15) + 13 = 28

I'd like to get Pip a Ring of Waterbreathing (MIC 128)and a Ring of Mystic Defiance (MIC 125). That'll bust him.

Just posting up a sling atk for Pip, as I will most likely be doing a lot of wood splitting today. Slot it in if needed

Pip, in his dripping naked glory, whirls his sling again and fires a few more bullets at Electro-Sux

1d20 + 12 ⇒ (3) + 12 = 15

1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17

1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Pip grabs his sling and tries to help out his big buddy. He launches two glowing slingstones at the vacuum-pussed bogeyman.

"Hang in there Oso!"

Sling w/+1 bullets:1d20 + 12 ⇒ (14) + 12 = 26

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19

1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Pip will do a lightning gun blast.

Scooping up his gun from the pile of clothing, Pip makes sure to be out of any water and fires his lightning gun

5d6 ⇒ (4, 2, 5, 4, 5) = 20 Save Dc 15 for 1/2. I'll aim for the closest I can figure.

Pip ups the tempo of his singing

Casting Haste. That's pretty much it for my higher-level spells :(

"Dance dance dance!
Slice that fncker!
Here's your chance!
No matter if you're wearing pants!
Just do that fast-paced killing dance!"

Pip grabs Lucille and begins to strum up a tune

I'll just go for the +2 bonus ATK/DAM/Charm/Fear

"If the hot tub's a-rockin'
Don't come a-knockin'
If the hot tub's a-rockin'
Don't come a knockin'
Cause you'll be sorry you did!"

Oso begins to slip off his clothes, letting the servants help. "Pip, you got a thing for the Trilby? Better smell good and sweet for her then. Me I'm going to that Shrine when we finish here. You know show them my sword and chew the fat."

Pip grins sheepishly

"Just trying to figure her out. Anyone who can hit like that would be a good friend to have! But yeah, I'm smelling whiff. Time for a bath, a meal and a rum drink!"

Oh you know Pip is all over this! But what of Trilby?

Pip invites Trilby to accompany them to the 'tavern' for a bit of relaxation.

"Do you drink alcohol Trilby?"

What was the loot split again?

While the others chat with the priest of Kord, Pip attempts to get info out of Trilby

Basically Who, what, where, when. Anything she can remember about herself

Diplomacy 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (13) + 18 = 31

Pip scrutinizes the Inspector carefully

Sense Motive:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

must stay away from off-topic!

"My master Tatcher is friends with him. They make things together.
My master made me."

She's clunky, almost robotic on the guitar, but seems pleased with the soulless thrum of cord progressions she seems to play; her fingers display an alarming complete lack of discomfort fingering the chords.
Her memory, however, is fascinatingly and queerly perfect in composition though. She quickly can master, and consistently remember about 7 chords in the space of two minutes.

LOL, you should know by now that arguing with socialists gives you dyspepsia Heathy!

Pip observes Trilby's movements, and scrutinizes her closely while she is concentrating on the chords.

Perception: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (12) + 13 = 25

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

"My master Tatcher is friends with him. They make things together.
My master made me."

She's clunky, almost robotic on the guitar, but seems pleased with the soulless thrum of cord progressions she seems to play; her fingers display an alarming complete lack of discomfort fingering the chords.
Her memory, however, is fascinatingly and queerly perfect in composition though. She quickly can master, and consistently remember about 7 chords in the space of two minutes.

Awesome. We've rescued Yngwie Malmsteen.

Quote of the day :D

Sure we can. She strolls along with you; utterly oblivious to the nervous looks from Elgan, who she punched harder than Mike Tyson bare-fisted.

"Can your string thing work for anybody? Can it make the songs within come without? Is it a magical thing?"

Pip smiles as he talks with Trilby

"It is a magical thing indeed, Lady Trilby. Here I will show you how to work it."

Pip shows her a few basic chords. He pumps her for information while showing her.

"So what were you doing with Hamfist's crew? They're some rough customers for a lady to be hanging about."

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (14) + 18 = 32

She smiles; her eyes betray a far off sort of stare that focusing on the wee hobniz doesn't seem to make vanish.

"I am Trilby...."
(feel free to google that name)
then she asks,
"Is your true form that of a bird? You make such lovely sounds; yet they don't seem random like the trills and pipings of the birds..."

Oops, I missed this post somehow! So she is Svengali's victim hmm?

"I am just a poor bard, my lady, and my guitar sings and trills while I just hold it."

Don't know if we can retcon this, but w/e you think Heathy

"Pip, could you check that out? Work your magic with the crowd?"

"With pleasure Altai!"

Pip geos to shmooze with the crowd, struming Lucile as he goes:

"What's all the hubbub, bub?"

K(Local):1d20 + 13 ⇒ (12) + 13 = 25, Perception: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (8) + 13 = 21, Diplomacy: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (17) + 18 = 35, Sense Motive: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15 , Perform (Strings) 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (17) + 18 = 35

The girl is still there, smiling at Pip's strummings.

Pip goes over to the girl

"Excuse me miss, may I ask your name?"

Pip hears the blonde's odd comments and gives her a small bow. He attempts to perform a few of the chords he learned from his eladrin teachers

Perform(String): 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (13) + 18 = 31

Pip will get his Inspire Courage +2 on for the next round

Pip strums Lucille from his high perch

"Only thing scary 'bout you is yer face,
Scaring little children all over the place!
Looks like your neck threw up on you,
Cause your face looks like congealing spew!"

"Oh the monkey sat on a chair
Wasting lots of time on a day so fair
P'raps he'll stop messing about and get some chores done
'But posting all his aliaises is lots of fun .."

The Drizzt hatred is spilling into other threads. Only the Sting love can stand up to it.

Release the Sting Love!

"You could say I lost my faith in Salvatore and WotC
You could say I lost my belief in the holy Gygax church
You could say I lost my sense of versimilitude
You could say all of this and worse but

If I ever lose my faith in Drizzt
Then I'll end up bitter, old and pissed."

HAPPY ANNOUNCEMENT! WE HAVE A DICE FUNCTION EMBEDDED IN THE BBCODE NOW!!

*bracket*dice*bracket* 1d20 *bracket*/dice*bracket*

where *bracket* stands in for "[" turns into this:

1d20 ⇒ 3

YAY!

I'll try a Glitterdust on the Babau. DC will 18 or blinded, no Spell Resistance

Pip begins a blistering solo and a spray of glittery gold dust showers the slimy demon

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the guitar

I think we need a bit more than just a boost of +2, so blowing my last 3rd lvl spell of the day for a Haste.

Pip strums from the roof

"If you're gonna die,
Die with yer boots on,
If yer gonna try
Come try with me!
If yer gonna cry,
Cry in the corner!
'Cause for a demon,
Yer a real poosee!"

I cover nine folks with Haste, so that should get everyone including Mr summoned Ape.

Once Pip gains the high ground he unslings Lucille

"STOP RIGHT THERE!

I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW!

Before we go any further,
Are you ugly?
Will you be ugly forever?
Are you sleazy?
Are your toenails cheezy?
Would you make a shaggoth shudder,
with a glance of your face?
Or could your pimply puss frighten off,
A Mi-Go from space?"

Casting : Hold Monster Dc 18 Will save to resist

Oh,....and this is a "boss" of the fight closing with Pip, so if he wants to change his mind about playing eruption then that's all good'n'dandy.

LOL, yeah in light of the circumstances, I'll retcon

Pip, feeling the lash of the new chap's weapon decides that discretion IS the better part of valor. He looks for a handhold to climb the warehouse side:

Climb: 1d20+8=20

He jumps from handhold to handhold like a spidermonkey

Acrobatics: 1d20+11=24

Keeping one eye out for the new guy's painful weapon:

Escape Artist: 1d20+12=17

Anything else I need to roll just holler ...

OK, since the meat grinders are working, Pip will sing a competence bonus for everyone: +2 atk/dam/charm/fear .. ya'll know the drill

Pip switches out his bug zapper for Lucille

"You're gonna meet yer maker
When you set up for a fight
'Cause we ain't fakers
And we do this killin' thang right!"

Pip tries a complex changeup

Perform: 1d20+18=36

The steel-stringed guitar howls like a banshee with a toothache

Pip, spotting the second thug prepares another weapon blast

UMD: 1d20+13=26, DAM: 5d6=22

Plug this attack in where it belongs, I might not be on later today ..

Pip's init: 1d20+3=10

Oooh lordy ..

Pip, then it's initiative.....

Man, insomnia suxxors ..

Pip takes his lightning gun and aims it at the hidden thug

Use Magic Device: 1d20+13=28, Electrical bolt: 5d6=17

DC 15 reflex save for 1/2

Pip fades into the shadows at the juncture of the two buildings

Say C6?

Stealth: 1d20+19=35

He tries to get a bead on who's yelling at Gittik, or who comes running out of the buildings:

Perception: 1d20+13=17

Strums Lucille

"Mobs are dyin' every night
I drink n'slash everything's in sight
Riese makes the fire
But I miss the firefight
I hit the big boss every night.."

That's cool; I feel guilt when somebody else plugs the map in for me, but I'll have to wait a while or a month before I can kick for another printer. I just recently went to Just Brakes, and now I'm just broke.

It was bad. I was prepared for a big bang, but it was "OMG I'm in shock" bad. I contemplated stepping in front of a truck.

No worries it's all good. I have free time with my Photoshop, and I'm getting quick at it. Yeah, I'm being put at fault for my recent rotary slammabamma, and so now my insurance goes up and I have to pay $500 I don't have for my car to be repaired. I feel yer pain.

I'll see if I can gin up a map tomorrow for this, DM