paizo.com Recent Posts by Paul Watsonpaizo.com Recent Posts by Paul Watson2024-03-18T19:19:35Z2024-03-18T19:19:35ZRe: Forums: Announcements: New Physical Product Releases for March 2024Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43y7s?New-Physical-Product-Releases-for-March-2024#262024-03-08T10:40:48Z2024-03-08T10:29:17Z<p>My watch has begun after a month of naught but shadows.</p>My watch has begun after a month of naught but shadows.Paul Watson2024-03-08T10:29:17ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: The emGodsrain Prophecies/em Part FivePaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6siis?The-Godsrain-Prophecies-Part-Five#482024-03-06T23:04:06Z2024-03-06T20:40:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">PaperNinja wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Mark Moreland wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Fun behind-the-scenes fact that I'm sure you'll all love:</p>
<p>•• spoiler omitted ••</p>
<p>You're welcome! </blockquote><p>Either this substantiates that the prophecies provide some hints of what is to come (which just don't know which the truths are and all the ones that aren't)...
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or Mark is lower case evil for teasing us. </blockquote><p>Or both. Both is always an option.PaperNinja wrote:Mark Moreland wrote:Fun behind-the-scenes fact that I'm sure you'll all love:
** spoiler omitted **
You're welcome!
Either this substantiates that the prophecies provide some hints of what is to come (which just don't know which the truths are and all the ones that aren't)...
or Mark is lower case evil for teasing us. Or both. Both is always an option.Paul Watson2024-03-06T20:40:14ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Bye Bye Aaron and thanks for your tremendous work!Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43y6m?Bye-Bye-Aaron-and-thanks-for-your-tremendous#172024-03-06T11:37:03Z2024-03-06T08:46:15Z<p>Good luck with the bard training, Aaron. Adventures ahead!</p>Good luck with the bard training, Aaron. Adventures ahead!Paul Watson2024-03-06T08:46:15ZRe: Forums: Seven Dooms for Sandpoint: Paizo Blog: Meet The DoomvelopersPaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6sii8?Meet-The-Doomvelopers#372024-02-24T14:23:16Z2024-02-24T12:40:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aenigma wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">James Jacobs wrote:</div><blockquote> The name and look can't be in the remaster, but the flavor we've given them as aliens and agents of the Dominion of the Black is ours. As revealed in the "Return to the Darklands" these creatuers now look more like four-tentacled octopuses with a brain for a body, and are knowna as Xorians, or "corpse riders." </blockquote><p>What is the "Return to the Darklands"? I have never even heard it. Is it the name of a Lost Omens setting book that is not published yet?
<p>By the way, is Shadows Under Sandpoint not the name of a book, rather the name of a campaign you mastered, James? Can I assume that all the contents in that campaign are included in the setting books that have been published so far? </blockquote><p>Return to the Darklands was the backmatter from Heavy is the Crown, the concluding part of Sky King's Tomb.Aenigma wrote:James Jacobs wrote: The name and look can't be in the remaster, but the flavor we've given them as aliens and agents of the Dominion of the Black is ours. As revealed in the "Return to the Darklands" these creatuers now look more like four-tentacled octopuses with a brain for a body, and are knowna as Xorians, or "corpse riders."
What is the "Return to the Darklands"? I have never even heard it. Is it the name of a Lost Omens setting book that is not published yet? By the way,...Paul Watson2024-02-24T12:40:45ZRe: Forums: Announcements: New Physical Product Releases in January 2024Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43x44?New-Physical-Product-Releases-in-January-2024#342024-01-27T00:12:31Z2024-01-25T14:16:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Zaister wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Gorta wrote:</div><blockquote> My shipment arrived today. I also had an authorization email but no shipment notification email. </blockquote>Same here, no shipment mail, but the order is marked as complete. The books arrived yesterday. </blockquote><p>Just checked. Still pending for me. •sad trombone noises•Zaister wrote:Gorta wrote: My shipment arrived today. I also had an authorization email but no shipment notification email.
Same here, no shipment mail, but the order is marked as complete. The books arrived yesterday. Just checked. Still pending for me. *sad trombone noises*Paul Watson2024-01-25T14:16:18ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Lost Omens: Tian Xia Character GuidePaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/products/btq02etu/discuss?Pathfinder-Lost-Omens-Tian-Xia-Character-Guide#302024-03-06T21:55:45Z2024-01-15T17:12:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The-Magic-Sword wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">silversarcasm wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ly'ualdre wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Not that anyone asked, but here's a list of Ancestry/Heritage related options that have been revealed thus far. Included a brief description and possible real-world inspiration, if only to give any idea of what they are and the diversity of real-world cultures being represented.
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•• spoiler omitted •• </p>
<p>These are some inferences or assumptions I have given some info or things I feel are obvious, given the location.
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•• spoiler omitted ••... </blockquote><p>For Goblins, it was mentioned in a stream that they would be getting a heritage based on the Dokkaebi!
<p>And with the news that Oni are no longer fiends I doubt they're gonna be a Nephilim heritage. I am partly wondering if that new vers heitage in core 2 might be a spirit one though that could provide an Oni option... </blockquote>Oni are no longer fiends? Do you happen to know where that information was dropped? It's relevant for my worldbuilding. </blockquote><p>It was mentioned in the last Paizo Live (the Monster Core section specifically) as one of the more significant changes that had been made. Rakshasas aren't fiends, any more either.The-Magic-Sword wrote:silversarcasm wrote: Ly'ualdre wrote:Not that anyone asked, but here's a list of Ancestry/Heritage related options that have been revealed thus far. Included a brief description and possible real-world inspiration, if only to give any idea of what they are and the diversity of real-world cultures being represented.
** spoiler omitted ** These are some inferences or assumptions I have given some info or things I feel are obvious, given the location.
** spoiler omitted...Paul Watson2024-01-15T17:12:41ZRe: Forums: Announcements: New Physical Product Releases in January 2024Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43x44?New-Physical-Product-Releases-in-January-2024#122024-01-11T19:41:47Z2024-01-11T19:41:32Z<p>My watch has begun for the new year.</p>My watch has begun for the new year.Paul Watson2024-01-11T19:41:32ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Where is the Azlanti Diamond?Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43xbh?Where-is-the-Azlanti-Diamond#42024-01-06T22:33:17Z2024-01-06T10:24:36Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aenigma wrote:</div><blockquote> The Dead God's Hand? Has it been published? I haven't even heard it. By the way, I have always thought that Aroden would have brought Azlanti Diamond to his celestial realm in Axis. </blockquote><p>It has not. Surprisingly, this past year Mr Mona has been a wee bit busy with his Publisher duties to write much, if any, of the adventure. Stay tuned for further developments (hopefully).Aenigma wrote:The Dead God's Hand? Has it been published? I haven't even heard it. By the way, I have always thought that Aroden would have brought Azlanti Diamond to his celestial realm in Axis.
It has not. Surprisingly, this past year Mr Mona has been a wee bit busy with his Publisher duties to write much, if any, of the adventure. Stay tuned for further developments (hopefully).Paul Watson2024-01-06T10:24:36ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Sword and Planet/Sword and Stars adventures in Pathfinder?Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43x6s?Sword-and-PlanetSword-and-Stars-adventures-in#122023-12-27T12:40:56Z2023-12-27T12:37:42Z<p>Age of Ashes didn't. It travelled all over the locality but not off-world, but The Seventh Arch has part of it set on Castrovel and Doorway to the Red Star partially takes place on Akiton.
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I don't recall any other planet hopping in 2E</p>Age of Ashes didn't. It travelled all over the locality but not off-world, but The Seventh Arch has part of it set on Castrovel and Doorway to the Red Star partially takes place on Akiton.
I don't recall any other planet hopping in 2EPaul Watson2023-12-27T12:37:42ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Implications of Arazni's risePaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43x45&page=2?Implications-of-Araznis-rise#572023-12-24T21:51:19Z2023-12-24T11:59:25Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">siegfriedliner wrote:</div><blockquote> I still have the suspicion that she might arise from the shadows to take on Aroden's mantle of God of Humanity. </blockquote><p>Will she also be taking on his mantle of “God of solving exactly half the problem” as my Extinction Curse party have dubbed him, albeit with much more profanity?siegfriedliner wrote:I still have the suspicion that she might arise from the shadows to take on Aroden's mantle of God of Humanity.
Will she also be taking on his mantle of “God of solving exactly half the problem” as my Extinction Curse party have dubbed him, albeit with much more profanity?Paul Watson2023-12-24T11:59:25ZRe: Forums: Announcements: New Physical Product Releases in December 2023Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43ws5?New-Physical-Product-Releases-in-December-2023#422023-12-08T09:30:41Z2023-12-08T09:27:58Z<p>My watch has ended and the files have downloaded successfully.</p>My watch has ended and the files have downloaded successfully.Paul Watson2023-12-08T09:27:58ZRe: Forums: Announcements: New Physical Product Releases in December 2023Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43ws5?New-Physical-Product-Releases-in-December-2023#122023-11-29T09:13:10Z2023-11-29T09:12:04Z<p>That is an incredibly quick turnaround on the shipping. Have you invested in enough Haste spells for the warehouse crew? I hope none get apllied to the raptors by mistake.</p>That is an incredibly quick turnaround on the shipping. Have you invested in enough Haste spells for the warehouse crew? I hope none get apllied to the raptors by mistake.Paul Watson2023-11-29T09:12:04ZRe: Forums: Announcements: New Physical Product Releases in December 2023Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43ws5?New-Physical-Product-Releases-in-December-2023#52023-11-28T17:23:27Z2023-11-28T17:23:03Z<p>My Watch has begun.</p>My Watch has begun.Paul Watson2023-11-28T17:23:03ZRe: Forums: Announcements: New Physical Product Releases in November 2023Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43w9x&page=5?New-Physical-Product-Releases-in-November-2023#2022023-11-27T16:51:01Z2023-11-27T16:46:52Z<p>The Long Watch is over.</p>
<p>Granted I’ve been reading the pdfs since Customer Service fixed me up with them last week, but I’ve just received my shipping e-mail.</p>The Long Watch is over.
Granted I’ve been reading the pdfs since Customer Service fixed me up with them last week, but I’ve just received my shipping e-mail.Paul Watson2023-11-27T16:46:52ZRe: Forums: Rules Discussion: XpPaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43wr1?Xp#22023-11-26T06:21:43Z2023-11-25T22:12:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">NorthernOkami wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Hello,</p>
<p>Well like the subject says...i'm in need of help or info about the xp</p>
<p>First off, i'll be honest i'm new to Pathfinder,even tho i have 6 books, one thing eludes me...xp</p>
<p>From what i red. The characteur has to reach 1000xp or more ( ex : 1060 xp ), the said character keeps 60 but substract 1k.</p>
<p>So my ported character from dnd who's now lv8 and has to reach lv 9, is it 0xp to 9000xp or some other number till i reach 9k.</p>
<p>I know i might have explained this wrongly, but in my mind that's how it sound...sorry</p>
<p>Sincerely</p>
<p>NorthernOkami </blockquote><p>Every level, you need to earn 1000XP to reach the next level. So your 8th level character needs another 1000XP to become 9th, if you were 10th you’d need 1000 XP to reach 11th and so on.NorthernOkami wrote:Hello,
Well like the subject says...i'm in need of help or info about the xp
First off, i'll be honest i'm new to Pathfinder,even tho i have 6 books, one thing eludes me...xp
From what i red. The characteur has to reach 1000xp or more ( ex : 1060 xp ), the said character keeps 60 but substract 1k.
So my ported character from dnd who's now lv8 and has to reach lv 9, is it 0xp to 9000xp or some other number till i reach 9k.
I know i might have explained this wrongly,...Paul Watson2023-11-25T22:12:56ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Missing PDFs from subscriptionPaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43wq0?Missing-PDFs-from-subscription#22023-11-23T11:21:16Z2023-11-23T11:18:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">David Wilcox 460 wrote:</div><blockquote> I have the Pathfinder Rulebooks subscription. I do not have any of the free PDFs in my digital content library that are supposed to have accompanied the print versions. Where should I expect to find them? I'm missing all PDFs for all books received since my subscription started in January 2023. </blockquote><p>You are better off e-mailing customer services. They don’t have resources to momitor the forums. Be aware that at the moment they are under some pretty extensive pressures owing to the extra length shipping of the Player and GM Core books, so they may not be able to respond immediately.David Wilcox 460 wrote:I have the Pathfinder Rulebooks subscription. I do not have any of the free PDFs in my digital content library that are supposed to have accompanied the print versions. Where should I expect to find them? I'm missing all PDFs for all books received since my subscription started in January 2023.
You are better off e-mailing customer services. They don’t have resources to momitor the forums. Be aware that at the moment they are under some pretty extensive pressures owing...Paul Watson2023-11-23T11:18:02ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: [Spoiler] Remastered DislikesPaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43wd9&page=13?Spoiler-Remastered-Dislikes#6222023-12-25T04:51:44Z2023-11-20T17:49:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">no good scallywag wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">SatiricalBard wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I like a ton of things in the Remaster, but some things I dislike:</p>
<p>1. The change to the dying & wounded interaction rules. I also dislike that there has been no advance discussion, no player surveys, and no explanations about why they have done this. </p>
<p></blockquote><p>I understand why a lot people don't like the "new" dying rules, but since PF2 began they've been a point of contention, especially because it became apparent that there were 2 version of the rules and it wasn't clear which one won out.
<p>Until now. I, for one, enjoy the final codification because it's certainly the way, I believe as do many others (including some devs) the way the wounded/dying rules were actually meant to work.</p>
<p>That being said, it's your game, just keep the old rules!</p>
<p>In my experience, PF2 is not deadly at all and it's tough to challenge the players. It will make hero points more important and force players to keep that one stocked away just in case they go down to stabilize. </blockquote><p>Those new rules have been errated back to the old rules. It's in the latest errata documentno good scallywag wrote:SatiricalBard wrote:I like a ton of things in the Remaster, but some things I dislike:
1. The change to the dying & wounded interaction rules. I also dislike that there has been no advance discussion, no player surveys, and no explanations about why they have done this.
I understand why a lot people don't like the "new" dying rules, but since PF2 began they've been a point of contention, especially because it became apparent that there were 2 version of the rules and...Paul Watson2023-11-20T17:49:22ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Player CorePaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/products/btq02eoj/discuss&page=6?Pathfinder-Player-Core#2572023-12-21T04:02:29Z2023-11-19T07:56:51Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kevin Fogg wrote:</div><blockquote> Is the PDF version of the book futureproof against errata? I am seriously debating getting the book in both hardcover for quick, easy reference at my table and the PDF for updates that come. </blockquote><p>When they release a new physical version, the pdf will be updated to match. You will not have to purchase another copy to have access to the updated pdf.
<p>Until they release a new physical edition, errata will continue to be separate from the pdf.</p>Kevin Fogg wrote:Is the PDF version of the book futureproof against errata? I am seriously debating getting the book in both hardcover for quick, easy reference at my table and the PDF for updates that come.
When they release a new physical version, the pdf will be updated to match. You will not have to purchase another copy to have access to the updated pdf. Until they release a new physical edition, errata will continue to be separate from the pdf.Paul Watson2023-11-19T07:56:51ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Subscription Not Shipped by Release DayPaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43wl1?Subscription-Not-Shipped-by-Release-Day#62023-11-16T12:58:00Z2023-11-15T19:02:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Michael Hallet wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Paul Watson wrote:</div><blockquote><p>1) He paid for the PDF and you didn't
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2) Most months you'd have got it before it went on sale.
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3) Even this month, the vast majority of people got it before release date.</blockquote><p>There is no reason why this shouldn't be automated. Releasing the product should trigger the billing of subscriptions and dropping of the PDF after payment. This is not the sort of process that should require manual intervention in 2023.
<p></blockquote><p>Yes, there is. It’s been explained so many times that their payment provider does not allow them to charge before the product is shipped. You can argue whether that’s reasonable. but that’s the system they have and whining about it is counterproductive.
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Unkess you’re suggesting they give PDFs away and take no money back? Because I’m sure no one would cancel their order and get the pdf for free, right?</p>Michael Hallet wrote:Paul Watson wrote:1) He paid for the PDF and you didn't
2) Most months you'd have got it before it went on sale.
3) Even this month, the vast majority of people got it before release date.
There is no reason why this shouldn't be automated. Releasing the product should trigger the billing of subscriptions and dropping of the PDF after payment. This is not the sort of process that should require manual intervention in 2023. Yes, there is. It’s been explained so many...Paul Watson2023-11-15T19:02:04ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Subscription Not Shipped by Release DayPaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43wl1?Subscription-Not-Shipped-by-Release-Day#42023-11-15T18:57:07Z2023-11-15T18:47:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Craftzero wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I'm in the same boat. Mine went into pending on October 27th, it's still there as of right now. No pdfs.</p>
<p>My friend bought the Remaster this morning and got the pdf immediately.</p>
<p>Why am I subscribing again...? </blockquote><p>Because
</p>
1) He paid for the PDF and you didn't
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2) Most months you'd have got it before it went on sale.
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3) Even this month, the vast majority of people got it before release date.</p>
<p>If that's not good enough, don't subscribe. Close the subscription at Customer services and pay for the PDF.</p>Craftzero wrote:I'm in the same boat. Mine went into pending on October 27th, it's still there as of right now. No pdfs.
My friend bought the Remaster this morning and got the pdf immediately.
Why am I subscribing again...?
Because
1) He paid for the PDF and you didn't
2) Most months you'd have got it before it went on sale.
3) Even this month, the vast majority of people got it before release date.If that's not good enough, don't subscribe. Close the subscription at Customer services and...Paul Watson2023-11-15T18:47:22ZRe: Forums: Announcements: New Physical Product Releases in November 2023Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43w9x&page=2?New-Physical-Product-Releases-in-November-2023#1002023-11-14T07:08:43Z2023-11-14T07:00:21Z<p>My not-so-lonely watch continues.
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Stay safe from the raptors, warehouse crew.</p>My not-so-lonely watch continues.
Stay safe from the raptors, warehouse crew.Paul Watson2023-11-14T07:00:21ZRe: Forums: Announcements: New Physical Product Releases in November 2023Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43w9x&page=2?New-Physical-Product-Releases-in-November-2023#752023-11-10T13:41:03Z2023-11-10T13:34:29Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ed Reppert wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Of course not. </p>
<p>There's this boat named "no shipment yet". I'm in it. I wonder how many others are in it? </blockquote><p>My watch continues.Ed Reppert wrote:Of course not.
There's this boat named "no shipment yet". I'm in it. I wonder how many others are in it?
My watch continues.Paul Watson2023-11-10T13:34:29ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Adventure Path #201: Pactbreaker (Wardens of Wildwood 1 of 3)Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/products/btq02ev4/discuss?Pathfinder-Adventure-Path-201-Pactbreaker#182023-11-29T03:20:56Z2023-11-09T15:02:53Z<p>Teenage Mutant Ranger Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ranger Turles, heroes in a half-shell, turtle power!</p>Teenage Mutant Ranger Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ranger Turles, heroes in a half-shell, turtle power!Paul Watson2023-11-09T15:02:53ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Player CorePaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/products/btq02eoj/discuss&page=5?Pathfinder-Player-Core#2142023-11-09T12:01:03Z2023-11-09T11:59:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">KageNoRyu wrote:</div><blockquote> Only as a small question: should all subscribers already have their shipping mails? </blockquote><p>Short answer: No, I don’t either.
<p>Longer answer : Today (09/11 or 11/09) is the last day of shipping according to the <a href=" https://paizo.com/threads/rzs43w9x?New-Physical-Product-Releases-in-November-2023 " target="_blank" rel="nofollow">customer service forum </a> and Paizo are not open for business yet (how very dare they require sleep). So, if it’s still the case tomorrow, there may be a problem but I’d expect that thread to be updated if it’s the case.</p>KageNoRyu wrote:Only as a small question: should all subscribers already have their shipping mails?
Short answer: No, I don’t either. Longer answer : Today (09/11 or 11/09) is the last day of shipping according to the customer service forum and Paizo are not open for business yet (how very dare they require sleep). So, if it’s still the case tomorrow, there may be a problem but I’d expect that thread to be updated if it’s the case.Paul Watson2023-11-09T11:59:08ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Status of the Sihedron in 2EPaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43whu?Status-of-the-Sihedron-in-2E#22023-11-10T04:20:52Z2023-11-09T06:37:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Shifty Mongoose wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I'm not talking about just any symbol of Thassilon; I mean THE Sihedron that had a whole AP to it.
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(Possible spoilery stuff for 1E APs that might just be history now)</p>
<p>I'd guess it'd be either in New Thassilon or Magnimar's Museum of Ages. In either case, I hope Sorshen & Belimarius get a chance to try it out and find out what their predecessor truly had in mind. </blockquote><p>Sorshen has no predecessor. She is the first, last and only Runelord of Lust.The Shifty Mongoose wrote:I'm not talking about just any symbol of Thassilon; I mean THE Sihedron that had a whole AP to it.
(Possible spoilery stuff for 1E APs that might just be history now)I'd guess it'd be either in New Thassilon or Magnimar's Museum of Ages. In either case, I hope Sorshen & Belimarius get a chance to try it out and find out what their predecessor truly had in mind.
Sorshen has no predecessor. She is the first, last and only Runelord of Lust.Paul Watson2023-11-09T06:37:39ZRe: Forums: Announcements: New Physical Product Releases in November 2023Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43w9x&page=2?New-Physical-Product-Releases-in-November-2023#652023-11-09T06:34:34Z2023-11-09T06:28:26Z<p>•Stands lonely on the battlements…waiting…waiting…waiting for an end that may never come•</p>*Stands lonely on the battlements…waiting…waiting…waiting for an end that may never come*Paul Watson2023-11-09T06:28:26ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Please normalize Archetype/Feat-granted proficiency scalingPaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43wg1?Please-normalize-ArchetypeFeatgranted#102023-11-06T18:31:08Z2023-11-06T18:28:37Z<p>In which case, I withdraw my objection and agree the general feat should scale.</p>In which case, I withdraw my objection and agree the general feat should scale.Paul Watson2023-11-06T18:28:37ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Please normalize Archetype/Feat-granted proficiency scalingPaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43wg1?Please-normalize-ArchetypeFeatgranted#82023-11-07T13:31:31Z2023-11-06T17:41:02Z<p>It takes two Ancestry feats to accomplish that with a predefined, narrow range of weapons. Why should it take fewer General feats for a much broader range of weapons?</p>It takes two Ancestry feats to accomplish that with a predefined, narrow range of weapons. Why should it take fewer General feats for a much broader range of weapons?Paul Watson2023-11-06T17:41:02ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: [Spoiler] Remastered DislikesPaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43wd9&page=5?Spoiler-Remastered-Dislikes#2452023-11-06T15:58:45Z2023-11-06T15:26:45Z<p>Ran the probabilities:
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<p>Without adding wounded every time:
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After 1 check: Fine: 20%, Dying: 58%, Dead: 22%
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After 2 checks: Fine: 32%, Dying: 34%, Dead: 34%
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After 3 checks: Fine: 38%, Dying: 20%, Dead: 42%
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After 4 checks: Fine: 42%, Dying: 12%, Dead: 46%</p>
<p>Adding wounded every time
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After 1 check: Fine: 20%, Dying: 45%, Dead: 35%
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After 2 checks: Fine: 29%, Dying: 20%, Dead: 50%
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After 3 checks: Fine: 36%, Dying: 7%, Dead: 57%
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After 4 checks: Fine: 38%, Dying: 3%. , Dead: 59%</p>
<p>Most of this added lethality is in Wounded 1. Wounded 2 is already recover or die on turn 1, while this means wounded 1is the same</p>Ran the probabilities:
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Without adding wounded every time:
After 1 check: Fine: 20%, Dying: 58%, Dead: 22%
After 2 checks: Fine: 32%, Dying: 34%, Dead: 34%
After 3 checks: Fine: 38%, Dying: 20%, Dead: 42%
After 4 checks: Fine: 42%, Dying: 12%, Dead: 46%
Adding wounded every time
After 1 check: Fine: 20%, Dying: 45%, Dead: 35%
After 2 checks: Fine: 29%, Dying: 20%, Dead: 50%
After 3 checks: Fine: 36%, Dying: 7%, Dead: 57%
After 4 checks: Fine: 38%, Dying: 3%. , Dead: 59%
Most of this...Paul Watson2023-11-06T15:26:45ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Player Core 2Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/products/btq02ej5/discuss&page=2?Pathfinder-Player-Core-2#862023-11-05T22:11:02Z2023-11-05T22:03:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">DomHeroEllis wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">SenahBirdR wrote:</div><blockquote> The APG had 42 archetypes, two of which were the multi class archetypes for Investigator and Witch. My suspicion is we will see reprinted the 40 archetypes plus the eight multiclass archetypes. A few seem possible for name changes, but I don't think we'll see any new archetypes. </blockquote>Swashbuckler and Oracle didn't have multiclass archetypes? :p </blockquote><p>They did.DomHeroEllis wrote:SenahBirdR wrote: The APG had 42 archetypes, two of which were the multi class archetypes for Investigator and Witch. My suspicion is we will see reprinted the 40 archetypes plus the eight multiclass archetypes. A few seem possible for name changes, but I don't think we'll see any new archetypes.
Swashbuckler and Oracle didn't have multiclass archetypes? :p They did.Paul Watson2023-11-05T22:03:20ZRe: Forums: Rules Discussion: Remaster: Covert casting mechanics (Conceal Spell? Melodious Spell??)Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43wf2?Remaster-Covert-casting-mechanics#372023-11-05T21:31:01Z2023-11-05T21:29:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Squiggit wrote:</div><blockquote> The example of Melodious (Request) + Charm is also a bad combination because the free request happens as part of activating the feat, which means you'd be making it before you cast the spell. </blockquote><p>Ah, that does make it seem less useful.Squiggit wrote:The example of Melodious (Request) + Charm is also a bad combination because the free request happens as part of activating the feat, which means you'd be making it before you cast the spell.
Ah, that does make it seem less useful.Paul Watson2023-11-05T21:29:04ZRe: Forums: Rules Discussion: Remaster: Covert casting mechanics (Conceal Spell? Melodious Spell??)Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43wf2?Remaster-Covert-casting-mechanics#342023-11-06T06:19:57Z2023-11-05T20:27:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ezekieru wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">calnivo wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Squiggit wrote:</div><blockquote> Melodious spell is basically identical to Conceal Spell, but also has the secondary effect of letting you do a free create a diversion, demoralize, perform or request if the spell you cast has the emotion, sonic, auditory, or visual traits. </blockquote><p>Thx. That is interesting. Though I don't know yet, which spells qualify as trigger for that second effect; naively it sounds like it could open up some fascinating possibilities. For instance - IF charm qualifies (what I hope) - it would allow a discreet, Charm-Request combo.
<p>I can already imagine above-mentioned, sly caster with the passion domain moving past some NSC whose urgent cooperation is needed. Some slight, passing (charming) touch, a little bit of whispering in the ear - and things might quickly move forward... </blockquote><p>Ironically, Charm also has the Subtle trait too, so there's no point in using Melodious Spell on it.
<p>Most of the spells you'd expect to want to cast without being noticed, like Message, Silence, Invisibility, and so on have the Subtle trait already built in. You'd most likely want to use other kinds of spells with Melodious Spell instead. </blockquote><p>There's no point using Conceal Spell on those.It may be worth using Melodious spell for the free interaction check.Ezekieru wrote:calnivo wrote: Squiggit wrote: Melodious spell is basically identical to Conceal Spell, but also has the secondary effect of letting you do a free create a diversion, demoralize, perform or request if the spell you cast has the emotion, sonic, auditory, or visual traits.
Thx. That is interesting. Though I don't know yet, which spells qualify as trigger for that second effect; naively it sounds like it could open up some fascinating possibilities. For instance - IF charm...Paul Watson2023-11-05T20:27:15ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Player Core 2Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/products/btq02ej5/discuss&page=2?Pathfinder-Player-Core-2#822023-11-05T14:21:01Z2023-11-05T14:13:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">theWasp wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Yasha Vienne wrote:</div><blockquote> Sorry if i am being silly. What is the difference between Player Core and Player core 2? </blockquote><p>Player Core 1
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Classes: Bard, Cleric, Druid, Fighter, Ranger, Rogue, Witch, Wizard
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Ancestries: Human, Dwarf, Elf, Gnome, Goblin, Halfling, Leshy, Orc
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Versatile Heritages: Changling, Nephelim, Mixed Ancestries</p>
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Classes: Alchemist, Barbarian, Champion, Investigator, Monk, Oracle, Sorcerer, Swashbuckler
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Ancestries: Catfolk, Hobgoblin, Lizardfolk, Kholo, Kobold, Tengu, Grippli, Ysoki
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Versatile Heritages: Dhampir, Duskwalker, Unknown Third Heritage </blockquote><p>Player Core 2 also contains some non-class archetypes, but which ones haven’t been revealed. Probably the ones originally from the APG such as Acrobat, Dandy, Scroll Trickster, etc.theWasp wrote:Yasha Vienne wrote: Sorry if i am being silly. What is the difference between Player Core and Player core 2?
Player Core 1
Classes: Bard, Cleric, Druid, Fighter, Ranger, Rogue, Witch, Wizard
Ancestries: Human, Dwarf, Elf, Gnome, Goblin, Halfling, Leshy, Orc
Versatile Heritages: Changling, Nephelim, Mixed AncestriesPlayer Core 2
Classes: Alchemist, Barbarian, Champion, Investigator, Monk, Oracle, Sorcerer, Swashbuckler
Ancestries: Catfolk, Hobgoblin, Lizardfolk, Kholo, Kobold,...Paul Watson2023-11-05T14:13:41ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Player Core Preview: The Wizard, RemasteredPaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6sieh&page=6?Player-Core-Preview-The-Wizard-Remastered#2692023-11-04T18:41:02Z2023-11-04T18:34:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Squiggit wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Trip.H wrote:</div><blockquote>Any amount of language that would decrease how the Feat interacts with Cantrips would be plenty sufficient.</blockquote>Why? The feat working with cantrips seems fine. Something has gone kind of wrong if you're heavily relying on cantrips at level 14 anyways. </blockquote><p>How many Arcane cnatrips are there that do damage in an area without a duration anyway? Spending your entire turn for this feat and a cantrip, which puts you very close to the action given their low ranges, seems fine to me?Squiggit wrote:Trip.H wrote:Any amount of language that would decrease how the Feat interacts with Cantrips would be plenty sufficient.
Why? The feat working with cantrips seems fine. Something has gone kind of wrong if you're heavily relying on cantrips at level 14 anyways. How many Arcane cnatrips are there that do damage in an area without a duration anyway? Spending your entire turn for this feat and a cantrip, which puts you very close to the action given their low ranges, seems fine to...Paul Watson2023-11-04T18:34:09ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: [Spoiler] Remastered DislikesPaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43wd9&page=4?Spoiler-Remastered-Dislikes#1572023-11-06T16:32:43Z2023-11-04T10:34:42Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">SatiricalBard wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Guntermench wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Arcady wrote:</div><blockquote>Also: It's NOT in the beginner box - checked that last night.</blockquote><p>It is. It's in the Hero's Handbook on the page <b>Getting Knocked Out</b>.
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Quote:</div><blockquote>Any time you gain or increase the dying condition while wounded, increase the dying condition’s value by your wounded value.</blockquote>I will admit, having two sections on dying/wounded that don't agree is a tad odd. But hey, at least they didn't bring in the part where if you critically fail a recovery check with <i>any</i> amount of wounded you immediately die. </blockquote>That is fascinating, as it does <b>not</b> have that wounded rider in the Gamemaster's Guide section on dying (p5). </blockquote><p>It practically is, though.
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Wounded 1 goes straight to dying 2.
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Even if you succeed at a recovery check, you only reduce the dying by 1 so you’re now dying 1.
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Then a crit fail would add 2 + wounded to that 1 and whoops, dying 4, bye-bye.</p>
<p>And that’s best case scenario.</p>SatiricalBard wrote:Guntermench wrote: Arcady wrote:Also: It's NOT in the beginner box - checked that last night.
It is. It's in the Hero's Handbook on the page Getting Knocked Out. Quote:Any time you gain or increase the dying condition while wounded, increase the dying condition’s value by your wounded value.
I will admit, having two sections on dying/wounded that don't agree is a tad odd. But hey, at least they didn't bring in the part where if you critically fail a recovery check with...Paul Watson2023-11-04T10:34:42ZRe: Forums/Streaming & Actual Play: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Monthly Paizo Streams – Nov. 2023Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6sifv?Monthly-Paizo-Streams-Nov-2023#52023-11-04T10:01:10Z2023-11-04T09:37:56Z<p>The stream is currently muted in places on Twitch as it “appears to contain copyrighted content owned by a third party”. Certainly for the first six minutes,then sounds seems to kick in, so it might be the lhold music”?</p>The stream is currently muted in places on Twitch as it “appears to contain copyrighted content owned by a third party”. Certainly for the first six minutes,then sounds seems to kick in, so it might be the lhold music”?Paul Watson2023-11-04T09:37:56ZRe: Forums: Announcements: New Physical Product Releases in November 2023Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43w9x&page=2?New-Physical-Product-Releases-in-November-2023#562023-11-04T07:42:05Z2023-11-04T07:41:31Z<p>I’ll have yours. It’s no bother, really.</p>I’ll have yours. It’s no bother, really.Paul Watson2023-11-04T07:41:31ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Remaster - Attribute BoostsPaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43wec?Remaster-Attribute-Boosts#102023-11-03T23:05:06Z2023-11-03T09:01:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">ElementalofCuteness wrote:</div><blockquote> In one regard it could be the norm and it makes for better diverse characters, on the other it seems like someone at Paizo was not once again reading the remastered before it went to the printers. Only tiem will tell rather or not this is how it really works. </blockquote><p>Just noting the irony of complaining that something was missed in a several hundred page book while posting with a typo in a two sentence comment.ElementalofCuteness wrote:In one regard it could be the norm and it makes for better diverse characters, on the other it seems like someone at Paizo was not once again reading the remastered before it went to the printers. Only tiem will tell rather or not this is how it really works.
Just noting the irony of complaining that something was missed in a several hundred page book while posting with a typo in a two sentence comment.Paul Watson2023-11-03T09:01:49ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Grandmother’s Story, Part 5: The Howl of the WildPaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6siay&page=6?Grandmother-s-Story-Part-5-The-Howl-of-the-Wild#2632023-11-03T08:47:14Z2023-11-03T08:36:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">keftiu wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">sanwah68 wrote:</div><blockquote> Do we have a release date for this book? I cannot find anything about it on the site. </blockquote>Product pages are made six months in advance, and I think I remember this being a July/August release, so we should see it soon-ish? </blockquote><p>It may also be shuffled around the schedule because of the Remaster pushing back the Tian Xia books.keftiu wrote:sanwah68 wrote: Do we have a release date for this book? I cannot find anything about it on the site.
Product pages are made six months in advance, and I think I remember this being a July/August release, so we should see it soon-ish? It may also be shuffled around the schedule because of the Remaster pushing back the Tian Xia books.Paul Watson2023-11-03T08:36:46ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Lost Omens: Tian Xia Character GuidePaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/products/btq02etu/discuss?Pathfinder-Lost-Omens-Tian-Xia-Character-Guide#92024-02-13T06:42:10Z2023-11-02T12:38:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Delirious2022 wrote:</div><blockquote> Will this book be using the remastered rules? </blockquote><p>Yes.After Player Core 1 and GM Core, i.e. this month, all Lost Omens and Rulebooks like will use Remastered rules. It will take a little while for Adventure Paths to catch up, but I’m not sure when the transition will occur (after Pathfinder 200 which has been confirmed as OGL rules)Delirious2022 wrote:Will this book be using the remastered rules?
Yes.After Player Core 1 and GM Core, i.e. this month, all Lost Omens and Rulebooks like will use Remastered rules. It will take a little while for Adventure Paths to catch up, but I’m not sure when the transition will occur (after Pathfinder 200 which has been confirmed as OGL rules)Paul Watson2023-11-02T12:38:03ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Remaster: Clarification on Dying rulesPaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43wco?Remaster-Clarification-on-Dying-rules#192023-11-02T22:43:44Z2023-10-31T13:35:28Z<p>[Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury voice] I acknowledge that Paizo has made their decision, but since I view it as a stupid-ass decision, I won’t be following it.</p>
<p>EDIT: At least, assuming that the understanding in this thread reflects the actual text.</p>[Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury voice] I acknowledge that Paizo has made their decision, but since I view it as a stupid-ass decision, I won’t be following it.
EDIT: At least, assuming that the understanding in this thread reflects the actual text.Paul Watson2023-10-31T13:35:28ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Player Core Preview: The Wizard, RemasteredPaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6sieh&page=5?Player-Core-Preview-The-Wizard-Remastered#2032023-10-30T14:45:22Z2023-10-30T07:29:33Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Atavist wrote:</div><blockquote><p> This sounds sweet. I like the embrace of the nerd. One of my favorite parts of playing a wizard and, since then, running them, was finding obscure spells on scrolls and enemy spellbooks and scribing them into their own books. Lets me dig into third party stuff and pull out real surprises to both arm the enemy and reward the victor.</p>
<p>Also I think goblin school might want an antidog field. </blockquote><p>Goblin School no.need anti-dog spells. Just need moar fire spells. That keep dog away. Also horse! And annoying longshanks whining about how setting orphanages on fire is not good thing. If not meant to be on fire, why it burn so pretty?Atavist wrote:This sounds sweet. I like the embrace of the nerd. One of my favorite parts of playing a wizard and, since then, running them, was finding obscure spells on scrolls and enemy spellbooks and scribing them into their own books. Lets me dig into third party stuff and pull out real surprises to both arm the enemy and reward the victor.
Also I think goblin school might want an antidog field.
Goblin School no.need anti-dog spells. Just need moar fire spells. That keep dog away. Also...Paul Watson2023-10-30T07:29:33ZRe: Forums: Announcements: New Physical Product Releases in November 2023Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43w9x?New-Physical-Product-Releases-in-November-2023#172023-10-27T16:41:21Z2023-10-27T16:33:26Z<p>My (very expensive) watch has begun</p>My (very expensive) watch has begunPaul Watson2023-10-27T16:33:26ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Adventure Path #196: The Summer That Never Was (Season of Ghosts 1 of 4)Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/products/btq02esd/discuss&page=3?Pathfinder-Adventure-Path-196-The-Summer-That-Never-Was#1142023-10-23T15:17:49Z2023-10-21T10:39:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Raven Black wrote:</div><blockquote> This is the first thread ever where I do not click on any spoiler button. THE FRUSTRATION IS OVERWHELMING. Maybe I should hide the threads about this AP. </blockquote><p>It might be a good idea. More than most APs this one contains twists you do NOT want to be spoilered on, so if you're considering playing, avoid the spoilers however you can.The Raven Black wrote:This is the first thread ever where I do not click on any spoiler button. THE FRUSTRATION IS OVERWHELMING. Maybe I should hide the threads about this AP.
It might be a good idea. More than most APs this one contains twists you do NOT want to be spoilered on, so if you're considering playing, avoid the spoilers however you can.Paul Watson2023-10-21T10:39:46ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Which Pathfinder Campaign books are actually second edition?Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43w4t?Which-Pathfinder-Campaign-books-are-actually#42023-10-18T22:21:38Z2023-10-18T20:28:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">JBeadle wrote:</div><blockquote> Okay, so simply look for the Lost Omens tag in the book titles? </blockquote><p>Basically, yes.
<p><a href=" https://paizo.com/store/pathfinder/setting" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">This page</a> also works as long as you scroll down rather than clicking the links at the top</p>JBeadle wrote:Okay, so simply look for the Lost Omens tag in the book titles?
Basically, yes. This page also works as long as you scroll down rather than clicking the links at the topPaul Watson2023-10-18T20:28:46ZRe: Forums: Advice: Things to look out for when players bring Kineticists?Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43w3n?Things-to-look-out-for-when-players-bring#52024-01-01T03:11:58Z2023-10-16T12:02:26Z<p>I think you’re underestimating the action cost
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You need an action to activte your kinetic gate, then an action for Winter’s Sleet, leaving you one action in turn one.
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If you then Rage, your allies are still in the radius and flat-footed. If you move, you’re now amongst the enemies without your damage resistance or temporary hp and you’ve spent a whole turn not dealing damage, all for a -2 to enemie’s AC which isn’t going to help you much given a barbrian’s first and second hit are already likely to hit without it.
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I would wait to see it in action before deciding it’s overpowered. A lot of time things that look game breaking balance out better in actual play.</p>I think you’re underestimating the action cost
You need an action to activte your kinetic gate, then an action for Winter’s Sleet, leaving you one action in turn one.
If you then Rage, your allies are still in the radius and flat-footed. If you move, you’re now amongst the enemies without your damage resistance or temporary hp and you’ve spent a whole turn not dealing damage, all for a -2 to enemie’s AC which isn’t going to help you much given a barbrian’s first and second hit are already...Paul Watson2023-10-16T12:02:26ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Which core deity will we lose?Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43ur8&page=7?Which-core-deity-will-we-lose#3132023-10-17T06:15:04Z2023-10-15T12:21:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Eldritch Yodel wrote:</div><blockquote> Nethys has also been stated to allow Holy and Unholy. </blockquote><p>“Holy? Unholy? Not important. The real question is, is it magic? Or are you a filthy, primitive mundane?”Eldritch Yodel wrote:Nethys has also been stated to allow Holy and Unholy.
“Holy? Unholy? Not important. The real question is, is it magic? Or are you a filthy, primitive mundane?”Paul Watson2023-10-15T12:21:49ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Which core deity will we lose?Paul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43ur8&page=7?Which-core-deity-will-we-lose#3112023-10-15T17:45:24Z2023-10-15T08:50:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Raven Black wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">PossibleCabbage wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">keftiu wrote:</div><blockquote> I worry that Urgathoa beefing it leaves Team Bad Guy a little empty in the Core 20. Asmodeus, Lamashtu, Norgorber, Zon-Kuthon, and an imprisoned Rovagug is kind of a thin rogue's gallery. </blockquote><p>I don't think you need to really have •any• bad guys in the "Core 20" though. Since we're no longer doing the "cover every alignment" thing and there's absolutely no shortage of potential world ending threats among unholy deities who aren't in the "Core 20".
<p>Like a key part of the "core 20" to me is that this is a deity who a reasonable person (or a PC) might follow, so Rovagug really doesn't need to be there.</p>
<p>Like •• spoiler omitted •• was a more credible threat as a divine thing than most of the actual evil deities in PF1. Tar-Baphon walked all the way up to the doorstep of Absalom and Urgathoa sat on the sidelines. After all, what can make an outsider threatening is less "how incredibly evil it is" and more "how obscurity means most people are unaware of the danger they're in and are doing very little to stop it." </blockquote><p>Core 20 are the most well known deities in the Inner Sea. That's it.
<p>I wonder what event will push Arazni in this list.</p>
<p>Her allowing both Holy and Unholy is pretty odd. I wonder which other deities will go this way. I guess Gorum will do it too. </blockquote><p>"Holy? Unholy? Don't care. Fight!"The Raven Black wrote:PossibleCabbage wrote: keftiu wrote: I worry that Urgathoa beefing it leaves Team Bad Guy a little empty in the Core 20. Asmodeus, Lamashtu, Norgorber, Zon-Kuthon, and an imprisoned Rovagug is kind of a thin rogue's gallery.
I don't think you need to really have *any* bad guys in the "Core 20" though. Since we're no longer doing the "cover every alignment" thing and there's absolutely no shortage of potential world ending threats among unholy deities who aren't in the...Paul Watson2023-10-15T08:50:21ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: War of Immortals Playtest Wrap-up BlogPaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6sif3&page=2?War-of-Immortals-Playtest-Wrapup-Blog#552023-10-15T08:51:26Z2023-10-15T08:48:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Raven Black wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sy Kerraduess wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Raven Black wrote:</div><blockquote>Yes. I really hope the Destined to become a deity tone of the introduction is lowered by several orders of magnitude. I love everything about the class but that. Especially if the character dies ignominously at first level. </blockquote>Hey now, have some respect for Brave Moraya Whose Heart was Skewered by a Goblin! </blockquote>I now demand having the ability to choose a posthumous Death Epithet that will inspire my fellow PCs even after my Exemplar's untimely demise. </blockquote><p>In turn, I now demand an ability for the Exemplar to cast Light called "I Attack the Darkness!".The Raven Black wrote:Sy Kerraduess wrote: The Raven Black wrote:Yes. I really hope the Destined to become a deity tone of the introduction is lowered by several orders of magnitude. I love everything about the class but that. Especially if the character dies ignominously at first level.
Hey now, have some respect for Brave Moraya Whose Heart was Skewered by a Goblin! I now demand having the ability to choose a posthumous Death Epithet that will inspire my fellow PCs even after my Exemplar's...Paul Watson2023-10-15T08:48:17ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Player CorePaul Watsonhttps://paizo.com/products/btq02eoj/discuss&page=4?Pathfinder-Player-Core#1552023-10-13T17:31:25Z2023-10-13T15:17:05Z<p>Usually all books for a month are sent out at once.</p>Usually all books for a month are sent out at once.Paul Watson2023-10-13T15:17:05ZRe: Forums: Playtest General Discussion: These playtests look great and make me hopeful for the future of existing classesRysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs43vh0?These-playtests-look-great-and-make-me#222023-09-04T13:41:14Z2023-09-04T12:52:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Rysky wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Blave wrote:</div><blockquote><p> @Rysky: The product pages for Player Core and Player Core 2 specifically call out 4 classes as getting a major overhaul: Witch, Oracle, Alchemist and Champion. That much is true.</p>
<p>@SuperBidi: They already buffed classes other than those 4 with the remaster. The Cleric's Divine Font and the Bard's and Wizard's improved weapon proficiencies are buffs, however minor the ultimate effect of some of them might end up being. And we haven't seen enough of the remaster to tell where the overall powerlevel of the player core classes will end up. </blockquote><p>I wasn’t contesting that those 4 out of the 8 were getting big overhauls, just the notion the other 4 weren’t getting touched at all.
<p>As the second part of your post backs up ^w^ </blockquote><p>Point of Pedantry, Other Me. It’s 4 out of 16 as of those four, only the Witch is in Core 1.Rysky wrote:Blave wrote:@Rysky: The product pages for Player Core and Player Core 2 specifically call out 4 classes as getting a major overhaul: Witch, Oracle, Alchemist and Champion. That much is true.
@SuperBidi: They already buffed classes other than those 4 with the remaster. The Cleric's Divine Font and the Bard's and Wizard's improved weapon proficiencies are buffs, however minor the ultimate effect of some of them might end up being. And we haven't seen enough of the remaster to tell...Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2023-09-04T12:52:24ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=370?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#184822021-12-28T20:59:42Z2021-12-27T09:32:03Z<p>•Sending socially distanced hugs and positive feelings to allwho need them•</p>*Sending socially distanced hugs and positive feelings to allwho need them*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2021-12-27T09:32:03ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=367?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#183152021-12-16T22:38:14Z2021-11-17T12:24:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Rysky wrote:</div><blockquote><p> :(</p>
<p>•hugs tightly• </blockquote>If there is any post worth cloning, it's this one. </blockquote><p>Close enough?
<p>•channeling positive energy and offering hugs to all who want or need one.•</p>Freehold DM wrote:Rysky wrote::(
*hugs tightly*
If there is any post worth cloning, it's this one. Close enough? *channeling positive energy and offering hugs to all who want or need one.*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2021-11-17T12:24:12ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=366?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#182852021-11-16T10:25:21Z2021-11-13T22:01:46Z<p>Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more!• •channels hugs and positive energy to everyome that wants or needs them•</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more!* *channels hugs and positive energy to everyome that wants or needs them*
[Spoiler omitted]Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2021-11-13T22:01:46ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=365?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#182422021-11-11T18:41:31Z2021-11-10T19:49:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kobold Cleaver wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I am so mad I could bite! And I shall! Nobody better hold me back!</p>
<p>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>As Other Me might be low on positive energy lately •channels hugs and positive energy to everyone who wants or needs it•Kobold Cleaver wrote:I am so mad I could bite! And I shall! Nobody better hold me back!
** spoiler omitted **
As Other Me might be low on positive energy lately *channels hugs and positive energy to everyone who wants or needs it*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2021-11-10T19:49:46ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=365?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#182182021-11-11T18:37:42Z2021-11-08T13:49:51Z<p>Missed some stuff, apparently. •hugs Other Me and Cori Marie for support and starts looking around for where I left the flaming swords•</p>Missed some stuff, apparently. *hugs Other Me and Cori Marie for support and starts looking around for where I left the flaming swords*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2021-11-08T13:49:51ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=360?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#179902021-02-21T18:39:56Z2021-02-21T07:21:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Occupied...how?</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>is nosy</span> </blockquote><p>“Real life stuff”, I guess. Definitely not tied up in the basement so I get in on the hugmeister action. Definitely not that.Freehold DM wrote:Occupied...how?
is nosy
“Real life stuff”, I guess. Definitely not tied up in the basement so I get in on the hugmeister action. Definitely not that.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2021-02-21T07:21:30ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=360?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#179872021-02-21T19:08:58Z2021-02-20T21:16:45Z<p>As Other Me’s ...occupied...
<br />
•channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone who wants or needs some•</p>As Other Me’s ...occupied...
*channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone who wants or needs some*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2021-02-20T21:16:45ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=358?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#178932020-09-13T08:01:24Z2020-09-12T10:30:54Z<p>Other me’s slipping in her duties again, boss, just sayin’.</p>
<p>•channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone who wants or needs some•</p>Other me’s slipping in her duties again, boss, just sayin’.
*channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone who wants or needs some*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2020-09-12T10:30:54ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=355?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#177222020-03-17T23:01:16Z2020-03-17T19:04:47Z<p>•channels positive feelings and offers non-contact hugs to anyone and everyone else that needs some•.</p>*channels positive feelings and offers non-contact hugs to anyone and everyone else that needs some*.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2020-03-17T19:04:47ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=355?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#177122020-03-15T10:49:16Z2020-03-09T13:21:10Z<p>New week, so the hugs supply has replenished.</p>
<p>•channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some•</p>
<p>•Especially Other Me after some of the threads they've been involved in lately•</p>New week, so the hugs supply has replenished.
*channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some*
*Especially Other Me after some of the threads they've been involved in lately*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2020-03-09T13:21:10ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=355?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#177042020-03-02T17:15:16Z2020-03-02T13:20:19Z<p>As Other Me's still slacking off her duties because of "work" and "real life"..</p>
<p>•channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some•</p>As Other Me's still slacking off her duties because of "work" and "real life"..
*channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2020-03-02T13:20:19ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=354?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#176612020-01-30T16:09:48Z2020-01-30T10:32:53Z<p>Other Me's slacking, boss. How's about that promotion, huh?</p>
<p>•channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some•</p>Other Me's slacking, boss. How's about that promotion, huh?
*channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2020-01-30T10:32:53ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=354?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#176512020-01-14T16:13:09Z2020-01-14T10:52:55Z<p>•Stepping in for Other Me•</p>
<p>•channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some•</p>
<p>EDIT: Ooooh, new page. Shiny.</p>*Stepping in for Other Me*
*channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some*
EDIT: Ooooh, new page. Shiny.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2020-01-14T10:52:55ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=353?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#176262019-12-18T21:48:25Z2019-12-18T20:43:12Z<p>•channels positive feelings and offers hugs to any adorable floofs or butt nuggets and everyone else that wants or needs some•</p>*channels positive feelings and offers hugs to any adorable floofs or butt nuggets and everyone else that wants or needs some*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2019-12-18T20:43:12ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=352?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#175982019-12-12T20:39:15Z2019-12-12T09:54:03Z<p>As no Other-Me for a few days, and to keep the hug-addicts from twitching too much.</p>
<p>•channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some•</p>
<p>Freehold, release Other-Me from the hug mines. I know it's you.</p>As no Other-Me for a few days, and to keep the hug-addicts from twitching too much.
*channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some*
Freehold, release Other-Me from the hug mines. I know it's you.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2019-12-12T09:54:03ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Lost Omens: Character GuideCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/products/btq01zt4/discuss&page=6?Pathfinder-Lost-Omens-Character-Guide#2642019-10-26T15:00:43Z2019-10-24T10:01:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Asgetrion wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Mikhail Rekun wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Asgetrion wrote:</div><blockquote> Thanks, Sasha and Mikhail! It's great to hear these insights from you, although I'm fairly sure you couldn't have called a feat "Stiff Upper Lip" (TM) without inciting the wrath of the British people! ;) </blockquote><i>Alas</i>. Thus is my creativity constrained by cruel reality, and Golarion forever loses a spark of genius. </blockquote><p>Blimey! That is true, but jolly good you noticed your error before the book went into print, eh? That's a strapping fine lad, innit? ;)
<p>(Er, I better stop mangling the Queen's English before I commit some horrible grammatical mistake and draw the ire of our good Captain) </blockquote><p>No horrible crimes against the Queen's English have yet been committed by your good self. Jolly good show to recognise limitations of being used to the debased colonial education, though. Carry on.
<p>PS: Don't get too comfy. I've got my eye on you, son.</p>Asgetrion wrote:Mikhail Rekun wrote: Asgetrion wrote: Thanks, Sasha and Mikhail! It's great to hear these insights from you, although I'm fairly sure you couldn't have called a feat "Stiff Upper Lip" (TM) without inciting the wrath of the British people! ;)
Alas. Thus is my creativity constrained by cruel reality, and Golarion forever loses a spark of genius. Blimey! That is true, but jolly good you noticed your error before the book went into print, eh? That's a strapping fine lad, innit?...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2019-10-24T10:01:10ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Lost Omens: Character GuideCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/products/btq01zt4/discuss&page=6?Pathfinder-Lost-Omens-Character-Guide#2572020-01-13T00:23:09Z2019-10-21T18:56:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Asgetrion wrote:</div><blockquote> Thanks, Sasha and Mikhail! It's great to hear these insights from you, although I'm fairly sure you couldn't have called a feat "Stiff Upper Lip" (TM) without inciting the wrath of the British people! ;) </blockquote><p>This is quite correct.Asgetrion wrote:Thanks, Sasha and Mikhail! It's great to hear these insights from you, although I'm fairly sure you couldn't have called a feat "Stiff Upper Lip" (TM) without inciting the wrath of the British people! ;)
This is quite correct.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2019-10-21T18:56:05ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=350?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#174792019-09-23T21:08:06Z2019-09-12T08:06:45Z<p>•hugs Other Me• No biting. <span class=tiny><span class=messageboard-ooc>In public.</span></span></p>*hugs Other Me* No biting. In public.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2019-09-12T08:06:45ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=350?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#174612019-09-05T16:03:29Z2019-09-05T10:01:09Z<p>Stepping in for Other Me to make sure the hugs and positive feelings don't run out.</p>
<p>•channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some•</p>Stepping in for Other Me to make sure the hugs and positive feelings don't run out.
*channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2019-09-05T10:01:09ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=349?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#174502019-08-16T05:35:27Z2019-08-15T08:24:53Z<p>•Taking over for Other Me today•</p>
<p>•channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some•</p>*Taking over for Other Me today*
*channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2019-08-15T08:24:53ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=348?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#173842019-06-22T18:03:32Z2019-06-10T08:58:57Z<p>No sign of Other Me for a few days? Uh-oh. Anyone seen Freehold DM acting suspiciously?</p>
<p>•channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some•</p>No sign of Other Me for a few days? Uh-oh. Anyone seen Freehold DM acting suspiciously?
*channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2019-06-10T08:58:57ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=346?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#172942019-04-21T08:35:28Z2019-04-21T06:54:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">CrystalSeas wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Ok, Rysky needs some hugs.</p>
<p>Just from the posts in this thread I can see that their store must be depleted.
<br />
Good Saturday to ya, Rysky, and several big hugs </blockquote><p>•hugs OtherMe• Mine! Get your own!CrystalSeas wrote:Ok, Rysky needs some hugs.
Just from the posts in this thread I can see that their store must be depleted.
Good Saturday to ya, Rysky, and several big hugs
*hugs OtherMe* Mine! Get your own!Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2019-04-21T06:54:32ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=345?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#172352019-03-22T23:34:42Z2019-03-13T10:16:36Z<p>Uh-oh. Where’s Other Me? Hope I’m alright.</p>
<p>Freehold, I know you’re responsible for this somehow! You let Other Me go or no hugs for you!!</p>
<p>•channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone (except Original Me nappers) that wants or needs some•</p>Uh-oh. Where’s Other Me? Hope I’m alright.
Freehold, I know you’re responsible for this somehow! You let Other Me go or no hugs for you!!
*channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone (except Original Me nappers) that wants or needs some*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2019-03-13T10:16:36ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=344?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#171632019-01-29T16:02:10Z2019-01-29T09:03:08Z<p>•hugs other-me. No snow here either•</p>*hugs other-me. No snow here either*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2019-01-29T09:03:08ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=332?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#165762018-07-07T14:39:24Z2018-07-07T14:03:51Z<p>•hugs otherme•</p>
<p>•greets skittermanders• Nufriends! What? skittermander is an elective.</p>*hugs otherme*
*greets skittermanders* Nufriends! What? skittermander is an elective.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2018-07-07T14:03:51ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=329?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#164412018-06-05T18:56:14Z2018-06-05T12:33:09Z<p>•hugs and offers support to Cindy. Why should Other Me get all the fun?•</p>*hugs and offers support to Cindy. Why should Other Me get all the fun?*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2018-06-05T12:33:09ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=327?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#163392018-05-16T08:23:20Z2018-05-16T08:23:20Z<p>Madam,
<br />
Despite appearances to the contrary vis a vis the current government’s craven position, the United Kingdom is most assuredly NOT part of the Colonies, nor shall it ever be while I draw breath.</p>
<p>The letter to the Times (of London, madam!) I shall be writing over this shall be most serious. Most serious, indeed.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Hope you have a good conference</span></p>Madam,
Despite appearances to the contrary vis a vis the current government’s craven position, the United Kingdom is most assuredly NOT part of the Colonies, nor shall it ever be while I draw breath.
The letter to the Times (of London, madam!) I shall be writing over this shall be most serious. Most serious, indeed.
Hope you have a good conferenceCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2018-05-16T08:23:20ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=326?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#162872018-05-05T16:06:41Z2018-05-03T12:20:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Rysky wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Huh, could have sworn I'd been posting, I probably need more sleep, the hours are starting to blur together.</p>
<p>Hope everyone has a great day today ^w^</p>
<p>•channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some• </blockquote><p>•Steps up to help Other Me cope with positive feelings and hug duties.•Rysky wrote:Huh, could have sworn I'd been posting, I probably need more sleep, the hours are starting to blur together.
Hope everyone has a great day today ^w^
*channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some*
*Steps up to help Other Me cope with positive feelings and hug duties.*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2018-05-03T12:20:15ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=320?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#159532018-03-01T19:52:42Z2018-03-01T11:18:25Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Rysky wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Selene Spires wrote:</div><blockquote> These new forums are confusing...I am sure once they fix things it will be better than ever....but till than...I need all the hugs. </blockquote><p>•hugs•
<p>•channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone else that wants or needs some• </blockquote><p>•Adds extra hugs to all those lost and confused by the new layout.•Rysky wrote:Selene Spires wrote: These new forums are confusing...I am sure once they fix things it will be better than ever....but till than...I need all the hugs.
*hugs* *channels positive feelings and offers hugs to anyone and everyone else that wants or needs some* *Adds extra hugs to all those lost and confused by the new layout.*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2018-03-01T11:18:25ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=284?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#141692017-08-02T06:13:39Z2017-08-01T13:16:39Z<p>•Offers hugs to Cindy and anyone and everyone else who wants or needs one•</p>*Offers hugs to Cindy and anyone and everyone else who wants or needs one*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-08-01T13:16:39ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=280?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#139572017-07-22T18:57:00Z2017-07-15T07:26:03Z<p>•hugs Selene. Offers hugs to everyone else that wants or needs them•</p>*hugs Selene. Offers hugs to everyone else that wants or needs them*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-07-15T07:26:03ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=271?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#135012017-06-16T14:35:29Z2017-06-14T16:43:45Z<p>•Offers hugs to everyone who wants or needs them, echoes reassuracne to Wei Ji, echoes double the advice to John. Hugs other me because•</p>*Offers hugs to everyone who wants or needs them, echoes reassuracne to Wei Ji, echoes double the advice to John. Hugs other me because*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-06-14T16:43:45ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=249?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#124422017-04-01T06:38:14Z2017-03-30T13:14:51Z<p>•offers extra hugs to everyone and anyone who needs or wants them•</p>*offers extra hugs to everyone and anyone who needs or wants them*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-03-30T13:14:51ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=247?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#123432017-03-22T10:17:23Z2017-03-22T10:17:23Z<p>•Offes hugs to everyone who wants or needs them. Also good luck with the move, Cthulhusquatch</p>*Offes hugs to everyone who wants or needs them. Also good luck with the move, CthulhusquatchRysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-03-22T10:17:23ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=245?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#122172017-03-17T07:18:44Z2017-03-14T09:15:28Z<p>•hugs Cindy. Offers hugs to anyone and everyone who wants or needs them•</p>*hugs Cindy. Offers hugs to anyone and everyone who wants or needs them*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-03-14T09:15:28ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=242?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#120522017-03-06T07:13:24Z2017-03-04T17:17:36Z<p>No Other Me yet? Hope I'm alright. •Offers hugs to anyone and everyone who wants or needs one•</p>No Other Me yet? Hope I'm alright. *Offers hugs to anyone and everyone who wants or needs one*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-03-04T17:17:36ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=240?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#119912017-03-02T11:38:00Z2017-03-01T16:52:42Z<p>•Offers hugs to Moskau and everyone else who wants or needs one•</p>*Offers hugs to Moskau and everyone else who wants or needs one*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-03-01T16:52:42ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=239?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#119502017-02-28T08:02:25Z2017-02-27T15:52:41Z<p>•Offers hugs to Slothsy and everyone else who needs or wants them•</p>*Offers hugs to Slothsy and everyone else who needs or wants them*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-02-27T15:52:41ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=238?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#118672017-02-22T07:21:26Z2017-02-21T14:57:04Z<p>•offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs one•</p>*offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs one*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-02-21T14:57:04ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=237?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#118162017-02-18T19:26:36Z2017-02-18T19:17:07Z<p>•Offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs one•</p>*Offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs one*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-02-18T19:17:07ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=234?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#116512017-02-09T17:02:02Z2017-02-09T09:17:34Z<p>•ninjahugsweiji•</p>
<p>•Offers hugs to anyone and everyone who needs or wants one•</p>*ninjahugsweiji*
*Offers hugs to anyone and everyone who needs or wants one*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-02-09T09:17:34ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=232?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#115892017-02-07T13:41:19Z2017-02-06T09:37:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM's Clone Emporium wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Rysky Clone #506 wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Other me appears to be sleeping in today. Good for them.</p>
<p>•Offers hugs to anyone who wants or needs them." </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> observes, scribbles notes </span>
<p>Fascinating. </blockquote><p>•Keeps wary eye on Freehold after he clonenapped one of my sisters.•
<p>•Offers hugs to everyone and anyone else who needs or wants them•</p>Freehold DM's Clone Emporium wrote:Rysky Clone #506 wrote:Other me appears to be sleeping in today. Good for them.
*Offers hugs to anyone who wants or needs them."
observes, scribbles notes Fascinating. *Keeps wary eye on Freehold after he clonenapped one of my sisters.* *Offers hugs to everyone and anyone else who needs or wants them*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-02-06T09:37:35ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=232?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#115832017-02-07T13:40:21Z2017-02-05T11:51:42Z<p>Other me appears to be sleeping in today. Good for them.</p>
<p>•Offers hugs to anyone who wants or needs them."</p>Other me appears to be sleeping in today. Good for them.
*Offers hugs to anyone who wants or needs them."Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-02-05T11:51:42ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=231?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#115322017-02-02T17:01:12Z2017-02-01T15:13:22Z<p>•Offers hugs and spoons to anyone and everyone who needs and wants them.•</p>*Offers hugs and spoons to anyone and everyone who needs and wants them.*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-02-01T15:13:22ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=230?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#114982017-02-02T16:54:40Z2017-01-31T09:24:39Z<p>•Offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs one•</p>
<p>•Hugs other me. World needs more hugs•</p>*Offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs one*
*Hugs other me. World needs more hugs*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-01-31T09:24:39ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=230?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#114712017-01-30T15:58:33Z2017-01-27T20:12:29Z<p>•Offers hugs to RadiantSophia and anyone and everyone who wants or needs them.•</p>*Offers hugs to RadiantSophia and anyone and everyone who wants or needs them.*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-01-27T20:12:29ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Starfinder Adventure Path #1: Incident at Absalom Station (Dead Suns 1 of 6)Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/products/btpy9tmf/discuss?Starfinder-Adventure-Path-1-Incident-at-Absalom-Station#482017-01-27T15:08:59Z2017-01-27T15:08:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote><p> It should be noted people already pay 22.99 for campaign setting books, and the module line is 24.99 and also has 64 pages.</p>
<p>Just saying. </blockquote><p>How dare you use facts and reason, sir?! Do you not know that this is the Internet, where such things have no place? I am most disappointed, especially from a fellow of such exalted rank, most disappointed indeed.captain yesterday wrote:It should be noted people already pay 22.99 for campaign setting books, and the module line is 24.99 and also has 64 pages.
Just saying.
How dare you use facts and reason, sir?! Do you not know that this is the Internet, where such things have no place? I am most disappointed, especially from a fellow of such exalted rank, most disappointed indeed.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2017-01-27T15:08:59ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=230?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#114622017-01-30T15:57:35Z2017-01-25T19:28:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Uncle Teddy's Bear, Fred wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>walks in wearing my "Free Hugs" sign</span></p>
<p>I would like to nominate Rysky for the official title of "Hugmaster General of the Paizo Forums"...</p>
<p>... and me (and anyone else who wants the title) as "Junior Hugmaster". </blockquote>RYSKY FOR GRAPPLEMEISTER! </blockquote><p>I'm not Rysky and I endorse this message.
<p>•Offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some•</p>
<p>Other me for grapplmeister!!</p>Freehold DM wrote:Uncle Teddy's Bear, Fred wrote:walks in wearing my "Free Hugs" sign
I would like to nominate Rysky for the official title of "Hugmaster General of the Paizo Forums"...
... and me (and anyone else who wants the title) as "Junior Hugmaster".
RYSKY FOR GRAPPLEMEISTER! I'm not Rysky and I endorse this message. *Offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs some*
Other me for grapplmeister!!Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-01-25T19:28:00ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=229?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#114082017-01-24T14:56:11Z2017-01-21T18:26:17Z<p>Today is <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Hugging_Day" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">national hug day</a>. Do your part to celebrate.
<br />
•Offers hugs to anyone and everyone who needs or wants one.•</p>Today is national hug day. Do your part to celebrate.
*Offers hugs to anyone and everyone who needs or wants one.*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-01-21T18:26:17ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=229?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#114042017-01-24T14:56:14Z2017-01-21T15:11:31Z<p>•offers hugs to anyone and everyone who wants or needs them•</p>*offers hugs to anyone and everyone who wants or needs them*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-01-21T15:11:31ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=228?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#113892017-01-22T09:28:11Z2017-01-20T13:39:38Z<p>•Offers hugs to anyone who needs or wants them so other me doesn't burn out.•</p>*Offers hugs to anyone who needs or wants them so other me doesn't burn out.*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-01-20T13:39:38ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=228?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#113802017-01-20T13:42:36Z2017-01-19T10:06:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">RadiantSophia wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Rysky wrote:</div><blockquote> •offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs one• </blockquote>Definitely need one. One of my dogs died yesterday after a months-long struggle with kidney disease. </blockquote><p>•offers hugs to RadiantSophia and anyone and everyone else that wants or needs one•RadiantSophia wrote:Rysky wrote: *offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants or needs one*
Definitely need one. One of my dogs died yesterday after a months-long struggle with kidney disease. *offers hugs to RadiantSophia and anyone and everyone else that wants or needs one*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-01-19T10:06:48ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=226?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#112732017-01-09T07:11:21Z2017-01-08T20:52:25Z<p>As the server outage has got other me:
<br />
•offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants one•</p>As the server outage has got other me:
*offers hugs to anyone and everyone that wants one*Rysky Clone #506 (alias of Paul Watson)2017-01-08T20:52:25ZRe: Forums: Strange Aeons: Paizo Blog: Encounter the Unspeakable!Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lj1e?Encounter-the-Unspeakable#162016-08-19T11:18:59Z2016-08-18T10:17:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Rysky wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">VikingIrishman wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Bit of a vocabulary gripe. On Page 9, for Enduring Stoicism, I'm afraid "nonplussed" doesn't mean what you think it means.</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">dictionary.com wrote:</div><blockquote><p>Nonplus
</p>
verb (used with object), nonplussed or nonplused, nonplussing or nonplusing.
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1.
<br />
to render utterly perplexed; puzzle completely.
<br />
noun
<br />
2.
<br />
a state of utter perplexity.</blockquote></blockquote>Actually in America the definition and usage is basically "stoic/annoyed/not amused". </blockquote><p>Once again, proof, if were needed at this point, that Americans, as much as they delude themselves, do not speak English but the bastardised offspring of the great language. My stern letter to the Times over this travesty is being written. Let's see if they print this one!!Rysky wrote:VikingIrishman wrote:Bit of a vocabulary gripe. On Page 9, for Enduring Stoicism, I'm afraid "nonplussed" doesn't mean what you think it means.
dictionary.com wrote:Nonplus
verb (used with object), nonplussed or nonplused, nonplussing or nonplusing.
1.
to render utterly perplexed; puzzle completely.
noun
2.
a state of utter perplexity.
Actually in America the definition and usage is basically "stoic/annoyed/not amused". Once again, proof, if were needed at this point, that...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2016-08-18T10:17:04ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: A More Generic 'Dex to Damage' Feat - Includes ACGCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rcpk&page=4?A-More-Generic-Dex-to-Damage-Feat-Includes-ACG#1902014-08-29T23:35:30Z2014-08-09T10:46:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">magnuskn wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tels wrote:</div><blockquote>I say this because Jason Bulmahn stated he thinks Mythic Weapon Finesse is probably too powerful even for Mythic. </blockquote>I am literally at a loss for words. :-/ </blockquote><p>This is clearly not true as you have used words to convey your alleged lack of words. Thus you have abused the word 'literally' in what should be, but sadly isn't yet, considered a crime against the English language, and her right-speaking peoples, tantamount to a declaration of war.
<p>Tally-ho</p>magnuskn wrote:Tels wrote:I say this because Jason Bulmahn stated he thinks Mythic Weapon Finesse is probably too powerful even for Mythic.
I am literally at a loss for words. :-/ This is clearly not true as you have used words to convey your alleged lack of words. Thus you have abused the word 'literally' in what should be, but sadly isn't yet, considered a crime against the English language, and her right-speaking peoples, tantamount to a declaration of war. Tally-hoCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2014-08-09T10:46:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Under fireCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r8sv&page=14?Under-fire#6832014-08-01T07:52:56Z2014-08-01T07:52:56Z<p>If you see a tribal/ethnic/religious conflict in the world, I suggest you look for an Edwardian postbox in the vicinity. Straight lines on a map are another good indicator it might be our fault.</p>If you see a tribal/ethnic/religious conflict in the world, I suggest you look for an Edwardian postbox in the vicinity. Straight lines on a map are another good indicator it might be our fault.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2014-08-01T07:52:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Under fireCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r8sv&page=14?Under-fire#6812014-08-02T02:58:37Z2014-08-01T07:46:32Z<p>Not Africa?
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For shame, sir, we are far bigger a+%&+%@&s than you give us credit for.</p>Not Africa?
For shame, sir, we are far bigger a*&%$$&@s than you give us credit for.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2014-08-01T07:46:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Under fireCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r8sv&page=14?Under-fire#6792014-08-01T07:36:14Z2014-08-01T07:36:14Z<p>Typical. Blame Britian. Even when it's our fault, the cry goes up, 'blame Britain'. Just because we're to blame is no reason to blame Her Imperial Majesty's Green and Pleasant Land.</p>Typical. Blame Britian. Even when it's our fault, the cry goes up, 'blame Britain'. Just because we're to blame is no reason to blame Her Imperial Majesty's Green and Pleasant Land.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2014-08-01T07:36:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: American Equivalent to a British Phrase...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r4gt&page=2?American-Equivalent-to-a-British-Phrase#872014-06-07T09:43:48Z2014-06-07T09:43:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The 8th Dwarf wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Captain Brittannica wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The 8th Dwarf wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Captain Brittannica wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The 8th Dwarf wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Nermal2097 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HBUgdY9UNw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">My, she was yar.</a></p>
<p>Btw, "caught" and "cot" are pronounced exactly the same. </blockquote>Over here Caught rhymes with bought and Cot rhymes with lot. </blockquote><p>Same in Australia
<p>Although pronouncing Australia can range from Awestraya, to Straya, to oshstraya. </blockquote><p>Or "Oh, yes, that place. Where we sent all the convicts."
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>And who now, somehow, regularly beat us at most major sports. Except football. Which hardly counts.</span> </blockquote>Soccer... A sport that nobody is interested in and yet we keep getting into the World Cup, imagine if we thought it was worth putting some effort into. </blockquote>Football. I know you Aussies, like the Yanks, have your own game you call football, but, really, we all know that's just because you're so poor at the real thing. As to getting to the World Cup, even France managed that and their team is, well, French. </blockquote><p>Do you keep inventing sports in the hope of winning something or is it that you like former colonies and the Jerrys and Frogs flogging you at them...
<p></blockquote><p>For one, such a scandalous statement should at least end with a question mark. However, I know the Australian vocal inflection renders every sentence a question, so you can be somewhat forgiven for not knowing this.
<p>For two, inventing new sports? Which ones did you have in mind, old chap? I don't think the British invented Aussie Rules Football, after all. Have you heard of the term 'projection', by any chance?</p>The 8th Dwarf wrote:Captain Brittannica wrote: The 8th Dwarf wrote: Captain Brittannica wrote: The 8th Dwarf wrote: Nermal2097 wrote: Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:My, she was yar.
Btw, "caught" and "cot" are pronounced exactly the same.
Over here Caught rhymes with bought and Cot rhymes with lot. Same in Australia Although pronouncing Australia can range from Awestraya, to Straya, to oshstraya. Or "Oh, yes, that place. Where we sent all the convicts." And who now, somehow, regularly beat us...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2014-06-07T09:43:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: American Equivalent to a British Phrase...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r4gt&page=2?American-Equivalent-to-a-British-Phrase#792014-06-07T12:10:29Z2014-06-06T09:09:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The 8th Dwarf wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Captain Brittannica wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The 8th Dwarf wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Nermal2097 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HBUgdY9UNw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">My, she was yar.</a></p>
<p>Btw, "caught" and "cot" are pronounced exactly the same. </blockquote>Over here Caught rhymes with bought and Cot rhymes with lot. </blockquote><p>Same in Australia
<p>Although pronouncing Australia can range from Awestraya, to Straya, to oshstraya. </blockquote><p>Or "Oh, yes, that place. Where we sent all the convicts."
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>And who now, somehow, regularly beat us at most major sports. Except football. Which hardly counts.</span> </blockquote>Soccer... A sport that nobody is interested in and yet we keep getting into the World Cup, imagine if we thought it was worth putting some effort into. </blockquote><p>Football. I know you Aussies, like the Yanks, have your own game you call football, but, really, we all know that's just because you're so poor at the real thing. As to getting to the World Cup, even France managed that and their team is, well, French.The 8th Dwarf wrote:Captain Brittannica wrote: The 8th Dwarf wrote: Nermal2097 wrote: Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:My, she was yar.
Btw, "caught" and "cot" are pronounced exactly the same.
Over here Caught rhymes with bought and Cot rhymes with lot. Same in Australia Although pronouncing Australia can range from Awestraya, to Straya, to oshstraya. Or "Oh, yes, that place. Where we sent all the convicts." And who now, somehow, regularly beat us at most major sports. Except football. Which...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2014-06-06T09:09:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: American Equivalent to a British Phrase...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r4gt&page=2?American-Equivalent-to-a-British-Phrase#772014-06-06T08:33:58Z2014-06-06T08:33:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The 8th Dwarf wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Nermal2097 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HBUgdY9UNw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">My, she was yar.</a></p>
<p>Btw, "caught" and "cot" are pronounced exactly the same. </blockquote>Over here Caught rhymes with bought and Cot rhymes with lot. </blockquote><p>Same in Australia
<p>Although pronouncing Australia can range from Awestraya, to Straya, to oshstraya. </blockquote><p>Or "Oh, yes, that place. Where we sent all the convicts."
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>And who now, somehow, regularly beat us at most major sports. Except football. Which hardly counts.</span></p>The 8th Dwarf wrote:Nermal2097 wrote: Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:My, she was yar.
Btw, "caught" and "cot" are pronounced exactly the same.
Over here Caught rhymes with bought and Cot rhymes with lot. Same in Australia Although pronouncing Australia can range from Awestraya, to Straya, to oshstraya. Or "Oh, yes, that place. Where we sent all the convicts." And who now, somehow, regularly beat us at most major sports. Except football. Which hardly counts.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2014-06-06T08:33:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I don't like cricket, oh no, I love it!Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lj1j&page=4?I-dont-like-cricket-oh-no-I-love-it#1512013-12-29T10:38:44Z2013-12-29T10:38:44Z<p>Well, getting thumped 4-0 and three of those abject batting collapses will do that to a chap. Hopefully they can recover enough to at least make the final interesting.</p>Well, getting thumped 4-0 and three of those abject batting collapses will do that to a chap. Hopefully they can recover enough to at least make the final interesting.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2013-12-29T10:38:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My favorite holiday tradition is to wait until Grandpa passes out and then decorate himCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qhpl?My-favorite-holiday-tradition-is-to-wait#92013-12-25T10:38:48Z2013-12-25T10:38:48Z<p>Die hard? With a a slovenly 'detective' who can't even be bothered to change his vest? Pish. Compared to the ultimate in Yuletide cinematics that is the Great Escape, despite the ludicrous pandering to the colonials by including Steve McQueen, Die Hard hardly rates half a cracker.</p>
<p>Happy Christmas all.</p>Die hard? With a a slovenly 'detective' who can't even be bothered to change his vest? Pish. Compared to the ultimate in Yuletide cinematics that is the Great Escape, despite the ludicrous pandering to the colonials by including Steve McQueen, Die Hard hardly rates half a cracker.
Happy Christmas all.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2013-12-25T10:38:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I don't like cricket, oh no, I love it!Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lj1j&page=3?I-dont-like-cricket-oh-no-I-love-it#1302013-12-08T11:19:33Z2013-12-08T11:19:33Z<p>You have my sympathies. Of course, sending the undesirables to Ausrtalia does have a long and ditinguished precedent.
<br />
Also the idea of the wet blamonge that is our current Prime Minister being toughened up by anything, even a country as deadly as Oz, is a little over the top as far as likelihood goes, don't you think, old boy? What's your next suggestion? Ed Milliband seeing a bandwgon and letting it pass unhindered?
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Pip pip and do try to do better, lads. WG Grace's bones are becomming awfully fragile, what with all the digging up Igor's had to do to them lately.</p>You have my sympathies. Of course, sending the undesirables to Ausrtalia does have a long and ditinguished precedent.
Also the idea of the wet blamonge that is our current Prime Minister being toughened up by anything, even a country as deadly as Oz, is a little over the top as far as likelihood goes, don't you think, old boy? What's your next suggestion? Ed Milliband seeing a bandwgon and letting it pass unhindered?
Pip pip and do try to do better, lads. WG Grace's bones are becomming...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2013-12-08T11:19:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I don't like cricket, oh no, I love it!Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lj1j&page=3?I-dont-like-cricket-oh-no-I-love-it#1282013-12-08T10:31:35Z2013-12-08T10:31:35Z<p>Yes, yes, laugh it up, Convict. I can't deny the England team's woeful performance is a disgrace to the country and I firmly hope, and am suggesting in my letter to the Times on this matter, they will be soundly horsewhipped should they dare return to this Sceptered Isle. You just wait until I find that Onyx. IGOR!!!</p>
<p>On the other hand, you're still run by Tony Abbott•. I think England still triumphs, overall.</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Yes, yes, laugh it up, Convict. I can't deny the England team's woeful performance is a disgrace to the country and I firmly hope, and am suggesting in my letter to the Times on this matter, they will be soundly horsewhipped should they dare return to this Sceptered Isle. You just wait until I find that Onyx. IGOR!!!
On the other hand, you're still run by Tony Abbott*. I think England still triumphs, overall.
[Spoiler omitted]Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2013-12-08T10:31:35ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Too many classes!!!Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qczd&page=4?Too-many-classes#1762013-11-18T16:18:20Z2013-11-18T16:00:25Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Zhayne wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sammy T wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Cheapy wrote:</div><blockquote><p> The lack of a 'o' in the title is seriously making me twitch.</p>
<p>I think I have a problem. </blockquote><p>Is there a support group?
<p>I, to, have a problem. </blockquote><p>•pats Sammy and Cheapy on the back•
<p>They're their. It'll be alright, but yes, their should of been another 'o' their. </blockquote><p>Sir, I believe that such disreputable abuse of English constitutes cruel and unusual punihsment to those with a properly refined sense of the language. You should be ashamed of yourself, sirrah. As if the regular <s>colonial</s> American debasement of the Queen's English was not sufficient.Zhayne wrote:Sammy T wrote: Cheapy wrote:The lack of a 'o' in the title is seriously making me twitch.
I think I have a problem.
Is there a support group? I, to, have a problem. *pats Sammy and Cheapy on the back* They're their. It'll be alright, but yes, their should of been another 'o' their. Sir, I believe that such disreputable abuse of English constitutes cruel and unusual punihsment to those with a properly refined sense of the language. You should be ashamed of yourself, sirrah. As...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2013-11-18T16:00:25ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=68?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#33572013-11-17T15:37:41Z2013-11-17T15:37:41Z<p>Moro,
<br />
I believe the words you are scrabbling desperately for are subtle and understated. I understand that not making every little thing blatantly obvious by hanging a neon sign around it shouting out "plot point" or thinking that talking in an obnoxiously loud voice is acceptable in standard conversation may well be somewhat foreign concepts to a <s>blssted colonial</s> American. However, to disparage the realm of Albion for your deficiencies, while understandable, is simply not acceptable. It's a wonder the Times hasn't published one of my strongly-worded letters yet. Nevertheless, you may be honoured to be included in the latest missive.
<br />
Pip pip.</p>Moro,
I believe the words you are scrabbling desperately for are subtle and understated. I understand that not making every little thing blatantly obvious by hanging a neon sign around it shouting out "plot point" or thinking that talking in an obnoxiously loud voice is acceptable in standard conversation may well be somewhat foreign concepts to a blssted colonial American. However, to disparage the realm of Albion for your deficiencies, while understandable, is simply not acceptable. It's a...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2013-11-17T15:37:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Jokes about one's own countryCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qa00&page=4?Jokes-about-ones-own-country#1552013-10-29T07:30:22Z2013-10-29T07:30:22Z<p>Madam,
<br />
I believe you hail from the frozen north of Europa? Where rotten fish is considered a delicacy? I would be careful of throwing stones on our ancient culinary traditions from that glass house.</p>Madam,
I believe you hail from the frozen north of Europa? Where rotten fish is considered a delicacy? I would be careful of throwing stones on our ancient culinary traditions from that glass house.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2013-10-29T07:30:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Jokes about one's own countryCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qa00&page=3?Jokes-about-ones-own-country#1412013-10-28T08:32:56Z2013-10-28T08:32:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The 8th Dwarf wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Fabius Maximus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Captain Brittannica wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The 8th Dwarf wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">BigNorseWolf wrote:</div><blockquote><p> America, England, (and now apparently) Australia. Three countries divided by a common language. </p>
<p>English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down back alleys, beats them up, and rifles their pockets for loose grammar. </p>
<p></blockquote>Australians love to annoy the Poms, so we mangle the Queens English every chance we get. </blockquote>Typical convict mentality. No respect for your obvious superiors. <span class=messageboard-ooc>Except, apparently at rugby.</span> Is it any wonder we sent your ancestors to a place with wildlife designemd by almithty God to kill you off? How you still survive, I'll never know. </blockquote>Are those typos I spot there? </blockquote><p>I think the whinging pom, was having an aneurism when came to the realisation that he lives on a dull grey soggy little island of little account. Where as the descendants of convicts exiled by his lot live in an egalitarian sunny paradise.
<p>What's the difference between the jet engines of a QANTAS 747 en route to Sydney and and it's English passengers.</p>
<p>.........the whine of the engines stops when the plane lands.</p>
<p>;-)
<br />
</blockquote>So if they live on a dull, gray, soggy little island, it really should come as no surprise that they set out to conquer the world, right? </blockquote><p>And succeeded, madam.
<p>As for the scurrilous accusation of typos, I was merely lowering myself to the educational standards to be expected in a benighted hive of scum and villainy, i.e. Australia, so its drunken 'cobbers' could understand me. Good to see it worked.
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Pip pip and carry on.</p>Sissyl wrote:The 8th Dwarf wrote: Fabius Maximus wrote: Captain Brittannica wrote: The 8th Dwarf wrote: BigNorseWolf wrote:America, England, (and now apparently) Australia. Three countries divided by a common language.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down back alleys, beats them up, and rifles their pockets for loose grammar.
Australians love to annoy the Poms, so we mangle the Queens English every chance we get. Typical convict mentality. No respect for your...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2013-10-28T08:32:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Jokes about one's own countryCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qa00&page=3?Jokes-about-ones-own-country#1332013-10-27T17:55:40Z2013-10-27T17:55:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The 8th Dwarf wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">BigNorseWolf wrote:</div><blockquote><p> America, England, (and now apparently) Australia. Three countries divided by a common language. </p>
<p>English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down back alleys, beats them up, and rifles their pockets for loose grammar. </p>
<p></blockquote>Australians love to annoy the Poms, so we mangle the Queens English every chance we get. </blockquote><p>Typical convict mentality. No respect for your obvious superiors. <span class=messageboard-ooc>Except, apparently at rugby.</span> Is it any wonder we sent your ancestors to a place with wildlife designemd by almithty God to kill you off? How you still survive, I'll never know.The 8th Dwarf wrote:BigNorseWolf wrote:America, England, (and now apparently) Australia. Three countries divided by a common language.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down back alleys, beats them up, and rifles their pockets for loose grammar.
Australians love to annoy the Poms, so we mangle the Queens English every chance we get. Typical convict mentality. No respect for your obvious superiors. Except, apparently at rugby. Is it any wonder we sent your...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2013-10-27T17:55:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Is it time for an end to representative Government?Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q861?Is-it-time-for-an-end-to-representative#412013-10-05T04:39:25Z2013-10-04T07:22:55Z<p>Which they have ignored, madam. Such insolence and disrepect to Her Majesty only compounds their folly and strengthens our British stiff upper lip to not allow them back in.
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Toodle pip</p>Which they have ignored, madam. Such insolence and disrepect to Her Majesty only compounds their folly and strengthens our British stiff upper lip to not allow them back in.
Toodle pipCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2013-10-04T07:22:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Is it time for an end to representative Government?Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q861?Is-it-time-for-an-end-to-representative#392013-10-05T04:39:05Z2013-10-04T07:16:57Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kelsey MacAilbert wrote:</div><blockquote> I personally have no objections to that. </blockquote><p>Well, I, for one, have objections. You chose to turn your back on the Imperial Majesty of Albion. Now that you've proven what we've always known, that you're incapable of governing yourselves, you want to come crawling back and expect us to fix the hideous mess you caused? We let you go for reasons, old chaps and chapesses. We realised America was essentially ungovernable and decided to cut our losses. Why on Earth would we want you back into the fold and let you corrupt our proud and glorious institutions?Kelsey MacAilbert wrote:I personally have no objections to that.
Well, I, for one, have objections. You chose to turn your back on the Imperial Majesty of Albion. Now that you've proven what we've always known, that you're incapable of governing yourselves, you want to come crawling back and expect us to fix the hideous mess you caused? We let you go for reasons, old chaps and chapesses. We realised America was essentially ungovernable and decided to cut our losses. Why on Earth would we...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2013-10-04T07:16:57ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: How do you pronounce "Paizo"?Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q63i?How-do-you-pronounce-Paizo#482018-07-09T16:31:31Z2013-09-26T15:18:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gorbacz wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Hey, for all the bloody complexity of our language, we honestly claim to have the most straightforward pronunciation of all the languages on this planet - once you get how to pronounce a polish letter, you're golden and you never run into "corpse, corps, horse, and worse" problems that plague English and other "easy" languages.
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</blockquote><p>See here, bag, that is not a bug of the English language, it is a feature. It enables the easy identifciation of Johnny Foreigner when he gets confused. It is hardly our fault that such a <s>complex</s> pristine and adaptable language is beyond the inferior minds of those not blessed to be English.
</p>
Tootdle pip.</p>Gorbacz wrote:Hey, for all the bloody complexity of our language, we honestly claim to have the most straightforward pronunciation of all the languages on this planet - once you get how to pronounce a polish letter, you're golden and you never run into "corpse, corps, horse, and worse" problems that plague English and other "easy" languages.
See here, bag, that is not a bug of the English language, it is a feature. It enables the easy identifciation of Johnny Foreigner when he gets confused....Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2013-09-26T15:18:28ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Temperatures in F/CCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pxez&page=2?Temperatures-in-FC#752013-07-12T15:57:25Z2013-07-10T08:05:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Orfamay Quest wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kirth Gersen wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
Don't get me started on dates, though. MM/DD/YY? Who came up with that?</blockquote><p>The entire English-speaking world.
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Quote:</div><blockquote> It's not in alphabetical order, nor in temporal order, nor any other kind of order I can detect except "random order." </blockquote><p>It's in linguistic order. Specifically, if you want to talk about tomorrow's date, the usual phrase is "June ninth, 2013" or "the ninth <i>of</i> June, 2013." Not just "ninth June."
<p>Check out Google n-grams if you want numeric proof. </blockquote><p>Except Britain, where we use DD/MM/YY. So, apparently, the "entire Englsh-speaking world" doesn't include the English. Which shows the sad decline in standards in the Colonies. My strongly worded letter to the Times is already being drafted.
<p>Pip pip.</p>Orfamay Quest wrote:Kirth Gersen wrote:
Don't get me started on dates, though. MM/DD/YY? Who came up with that?
The entire English-speaking world. Quote:It's not in alphabetical order, nor in temporal order, nor any other kind of order I can detect except "random order."
It's in linguistic order. Specifically, if you want to talk about tomorrow's date, the usual phrase is "June ninth, 2013" or "the ninth of June, 2013." Not just "ninth June." Check out Google n-grams if you want numeric...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2013-07-10T08:05:04ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Inner Sea Combat (PFRPG)Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/products/btpy95b1/discuss?Pathfinder-Campaign-Setting-Inner-Sea-Combat#122014-03-07T00:51:00Z2013-07-07T09:07:32Z<p>And just what is wrong with "common brawling" may I ask? Best way to unwind after a hard day's aventuring with worship of Cayden Cailean and a good brawl.</p>And just what is wrong with "common brawling" may I ask? Best way to unwind after a hard day's aventuring with worship of Cayden Cailean and a good brawl.Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2013-07-07T09:07:32ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Chronicle of the Righteous (PFRPG)Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/products/btpy8xe9/discuss&page=10?Pathfinder-Campaign-Setting-Chronicle-of-the-Righteous#4632013-06-07T17:59:38Z2013-06-07T06:59:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gorbacz wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Mark Sweetman wrote:</div><blockquote><p> In keeping with the lord of prostitution... you'll notice that there's no prohibition on being touched <i>by others</i>.</p>
<p>Reminds me a bit of <i>Just lie back and think of England</i>. </blockquote>If one can't achieve sexual bliss by laying back and thinking of England, he/she is doing something horribly wrong. </blockquote><p>I am gratified someone else, especially a foreigner, finally understands the transcendant erotic glory of fair Albion.Gorbacz wrote:Mark Sweetman wrote:In keeping with the lord of prostitution... you'll notice that there's no prohibition on being touched by others.
Reminds me a bit of Just lie back and think of England.
If one can't achieve sexual bliss by laying back and thinking of England, he/she is doing something horribly wrong. I am gratified someone else, especially a foreigner, finally understands the transcendant erotic glory of fair Albion.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2013-06-07T06:59:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Concerned over Cultural MarxismCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p6cf&page=19?Concerned-over-Cultural-Marxism#9372013-01-06T10:49:00Z2013-01-06T10:49:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The 8th Dwarf wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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1) Australia has 3 friendly beer drinking, barbecue cooking, sport mad people per square kilometer. So if you don't like any of that you don't have to go far to avoid seeing anybody.</p>
<p>The UK has 260 constantly complaining, mostly damp chavs and upper class twits per square kilometer.</p>
<p></blockquote><p>For an antipodean you do raise a valid point about the lower classes. If only there was a benighted island continent we could send the undesirables to where their descendents could foster their unwarrented delusions of adequacy. Oh, wait a moment, we tried that already. Canberra, indeed.The 8th Dwarf wrote:1) Australia has 3 friendly beer drinking, barbecue cooking, sport mad people per square kilometer. So if you don't like any of that you don't have to go far to avoid seeing anybody.The UK has 260 constantly complaining, mostly damp chavs and upper class twits per square kilometer.
For an antipodean you do raise a valid point about the lower classes. If only there was a benighted island continent we could send the undesirables to where their descendents could foster their...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2013-01-06T10:49:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Concerned over Cultural MarxismCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p6cf&page=18?Concerned-over-Cultural-Marxism#8802013-01-05T13:53:02Z2013-01-05T13:53:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The 8th Dwarf wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The 8th Dwarf wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I am super privileged... I put that down to the fact I live in the best country in the world.
</p>
</blockquote><p><a href="http://www.icl-fi.org/english/asp/oldsite/Redfern-AS187.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Unions, Leftists: Defend Aboriginal Opponents of Racist Cop Terror! Free the Redfern Militants! Drop the Charges Now!</a>
<p><i>Trollin', trollin', trollin', keep on politrollin'</i></p>
<p><a href="http://www.icl-fi.org/english/wv/1014/Chamberlain.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Probably more on-topic</a> </blockquote><p>The first one is sad, the second far more complicated than it looks, you missed the Cronulla riots, Siev X and a few other odds and ends.
<p>Still the best country in the world. </blockquote><p>Apart from a few things, old boy.
</p>
1) It's populated by Australians. That alone has to shift it down some.
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2) Too hot. Flashfires. Willy-willys. The weather is trying to kill you.
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3) The wildlife is trying to kill you.
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4) It's full of Australians. This point really needs to be repeated.</p>
<p>Besides, there can only be one greatest nation in the world, and it's capital is London, sir. What possible counterargument could you make?</p>The 8th Dwarf wrote:Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote: The 8th Dwarf wrote:I am super privileged... I put that down to the fact I live in the best country in the world.
Unions, Leftists: Defend Aboriginal Opponents of Racist Cop Terror! Free the Redfern Militants! Drop the Charges Now! Trollin', trollin', trollin', keep on politrollin'
Probably more on-topic The first one is sad, the second far more complicated than it looks, you missed the Cronulla riots, Siev X and a few other odds and ends....Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2013-01-05T13:53:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Merry Christmas from around the world.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pb3o?Merry-Christmas-from-around-the-world#152012-12-26T08:33:21Z2012-12-26T08:33:21Z<p>Merry Christmas from the capital of Her Imperial Majesty's Empire to those languishing in Her Once and Former Colonies.
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Toodle pip.</p>Merry Christmas from the capital of Her Imperial Majesty's Empire to those languishing in Her Once and Former Colonies.
Toodle pip.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2012-12-26T08:33:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Living under Obama's presidencyCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p10o&page=2?Living-under-Obamas-presidency#872012-10-14T08:58:22Z2012-10-14T08:58:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">yellowdingo wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Guy Humual wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Samnell wrote:</div><blockquote>And yes, there's no even theoretically decent choice but one. It's a somewhat less than warm and fuzzy. If only the Canadians would invade and take over, but who would be dumb enough to want a bunch of Americans?</blockquote>Leave us out of this! Although you're welcome to visit anytime you like. We have maple syrup and poutine. </blockquote>Up your game America...maybe one day you will qualify for citizenship in our world spanning Commonwealth, like Canada. </blockquote><p>•Ahem• Sir, you may have inadvertantly made an error in thinking we want them back in the Commonwealth. Why would we want a bunch on ingrate colonial traitors who used violence, violence, sir, to throw off their duties to their lawful sovereign? They misues our great language by droping 'u's for no good reason, force all villains to be playerd by British actors and have elections that last YEARS! Why on earth would we want them back?
<p>Tally ho!</p>yellowdingo wrote:Guy Humual wrote: Samnell wrote:And yes, there's no even theoretically decent choice but one. It's a somewhat less than warm and fuzzy. If only the Canadians would invade and take over, but who would be dumb enough to want a bunch of Americans?
Leave us out of this! Although you're welcome to visit anytime you like. We have maple syrup and poutine. Up your game America...maybe one day you will qualify for citizenship in our world spanning Commonwealth, like Canada. *Ahem*...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2012-10-14T08:58:22ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: What happened to EXP?Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oldn?What-happened-to-EXP#222012-08-06T19:15:04Z2012-08-04T07:37:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gauss wrote:</div><blockquote><p> There is very little 'proper way' in the English language anymore. Take the word color or is it colour? Which is proper? Depends on what your nationality is. English is a fractured language and it is only getting worse. </p>
<p>However, if you think 'proper way' is via D&D, I refer you to the above posters who have shown that XP has been one 'proper way' ever since 1st edition. </p>
<p>- Gauss </blockquote><p>Obviously, the 'proper way' is colour. It is the English language, after all, so the English are the ones who determine its spelling, grammer and rules. Naturally, this should apply to everything else given the nation's clear superiority, but sadly some people just will not listen to reason and accept their place as subjects of Her Majesty's glorious Empire.
<p>Tally-ho</p>Gauss wrote:There is very little 'proper way' in the English language anymore. Take the word color or is it colour? Which is proper? Depends on what your nationality is. English is a fractured language and it is only getting worse.
However, if you think 'proper way' is via D&D, I refer you to the above posters who have shown that XP has been one 'proper way' ever since 1st edition.
- Gauss
Obviously, the 'proper way' is colour. It is the English language, after all, so the English are the...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2012-08-04T07:37:09ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: "Never Worked a Day in My Life": Urban Myth?Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2obyt&page=11?Never-Worked-a-Day-in-My-Life-Urban-Myth#5412012-07-14T16:53:06Z2012-07-14T16:53:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Andrew R wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Captain Brittannica wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Yes, yes, woe is America. Just accept you're not competent to run a country and let the Motherland take you back. I'm sure England can find some administrators capable of turning you into something useful to Her. Carry on with this wallowing in your misery, colonials. We warned you this would happen, but, oh no, you had to break away from your betters.</p>
<p>Tally-ho. Pip, pip. </blockquote>lol, have you seen england? posably worse than what i say agianst our problems. Plus the euro zone nonsense to take them down even if they try to get things right. </blockquote><p>Yes, I see England on a regular basis, old boy. Every time I look out my window I see the majestic city of London. Far superior to the copies you colonials tried to make. America is ok to visit, but it's a horrible place to live. I mean, it's full of...Americans. How much more ghastly could it be?Andrew R wrote:Captain Brittannica wrote:Yes, yes, woe is America. Just accept you're not competent to run a country and let the Motherland take you back. I'm sure England can find some administrators capable of turning you into something useful to Her. Carry on with this wallowing in your misery, colonials. We warned you this would happen, but, oh no, you had to break away from your betters.
Tally-ho. Pip, pip.
lol, have you seen england? posably worse than what i say agianst our problems....Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2012-07-14T16:53:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: "Never Worked a Day in My Life": Urban Myth?Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2obyt&page=11?Never-Worked-a-Day-in-My-Life-Urban-Myth#5332012-07-14T18:55:10Z2012-07-14T16:23:46Z<p>Yes, yes, woe is America. Just accept you're not competent to run a country and let the Motherland take you back. I'm sure England can find some administrators capable of turning you into something useful to Her. Carry on with this wallowing in your misery, colonials. We warned you this would happen, but, oh no, you had to break away from your betters.</p>
<p>Tally-ho. Pip, pip.</p>Yes, yes, woe is America. Just accept you're not competent to run a country and let the Motherland take you back. I'm sure England can find some administrators capable of turning you into something useful to Her. Carry on with this wallowing in your misery, colonials. We warned you this would happen, but, oh no, you had to break away from your betters.
Tally-ho. Pip, pip.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2012-07-14T16:23:46ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Adventure Path: General Discussion: New Ap. Winter is ComingCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2of2g&page=4?New-Ap-Winter-is-Coming#1912012-07-13T21:00:38Z2012-07-13T21:00:38Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gorbacz wrote:</div><blockquote> Robots vs. Barbarians > England vs. France </blockquote><p>Now see here, old boy..er...bag, whatever you are apart from foreign. England vs France is a time tested and proven first rate conflict. Do you really think robots and barbarians could be kept going for 100 years with oocasional breaks for tea? Now, if you had correctly changed that > for a vs it would indeed be glorious before Albion's inevitable triumph.Gorbacz wrote:Robots vs. Barbarians > England vs. France
Now see here, old boy..er...bag, whatever you are apart from foreign. England vs France is a time tested and proven first rate conflict. Do you really think robots and barbarians could be kept going for 100 years with oocasional breaks for tea? Now, if you had correctly changed that > for a vs it would indeed be glorious before Albion's inevitable triumph.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2012-07-13T21:00:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Government follyCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2koti&page=37?Government-folly#18062012-07-01T11:15:42Z2012-07-01T11:15:42Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Doug's Workshop wrote:</div><blockquote><p> A Ponzi scheme isn't a Ponzi scheme if it's run by the government? At least I could say "No" to Bernie Madoff. The government doesn't take no for an answer. Despite Media Matters' mutterings to the contrary, Social security meets all the definitions of a Ponzi scheme, including the inevitable crash when there aren't enough new investors. Walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, stands on webbed feet, and has feathers . . . yep, it's a duck.</p>
<p>And it's not just Solyndra. Abound Solar is just the latest green energy company to file bankruptcy after taking taxpayer backed loans. Pat Stryker gave $50k to our president. Nice coincidence. If this were a Republican, the left would be up in arms.</p>
<p>The housing bubble was fueled by artificially low interest rates. Stupidity just added accelerants.</p>
<p>See, I never said "Everything the government does or does not do is a failure." As I said to a previous poster, you should read what I wrote instead of what you think I wrote.</p>
<p>To conclude: Government folly = the idea that the government can run the health insurance industry, given the government's lack of success with financial matters. </blockquote><p>This isn't the government, it's America. You really need to come back to the Empire if you want things done right. If you grovel enough, we might accept you back. We, at least, can run a health service (dentistry excepted). Tally ho.Doug's Workshop wrote:A Ponzi scheme isn't a Ponzi scheme if it's run by the government? At least I could say "No" to Bernie Madoff. The government doesn't take no for an answer. Despite Media Matters' mutterings to the contrary, Social security meets all the definitions of a Ponzi scheme, including the inevitable crash when there aren't enough new investors. Walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, stands on webbed feet, and has feathers . . . yep, it's a duck.
And it's not just Solyndra....Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2012-07-01T11:15:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Arizona Secretary of State seeking to remove Obama from ballotCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2o53r?Arizona-Secretary-of-State-seeking-to-remove#472012-05-20T21:01:15Z2012-05-20T21:01:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tigger_mk4 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">meatrace wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Shadowborn wrote:</div><blockquote> See, we should have just given Arizona back to Mexico as a gift for Cinco de Mayo and had done with it. </blockquote>Only if they take Texas as well. Also, give Florida back to Spain. </blockquote><p>This is of course assuming they'd want em back....
<p>To quote someones sig from another board : </p>
<p>"Do you celebrate the fourth of july in England?"
<br />
"No.....but perhaps we should."</p>
<p>:-p </blockquote><p>Thar's 6 flags that done flown over Texas, and ain't a one of them ever been the Union Jack.
<p>YEEEEEEEEEHAW!!! </blockquote><p>Of course not, Old Boy. Why would we have wanted the place? I mean, it's full of Texans. Tally ho.Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Tigger_mk4 wrote: meatrace wrote: Shadowborn wrote: See, we should have just given Arizona back to Mexico as a gift for Cinco de Mayo and had done with it.
Only if they take Texas as well. Also, give Florida back to Spain. This is of course assuming they'd want em back.... To quote someones sig from another board :
"Do you celebrate the fourth of july in England?"
"No.....but perhaps we should."
:-p Thar's 6 flags that done flown over Texas, and ain't a one of...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2012-05-20T21:01:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Fascism Alive and Well in 2012Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ngq8&page=12?Fascism-Alive-and-Well-in-2012#5802012-02-02T21:13:11Z2012-02-02T21:11:38Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kirth Gersen wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">CunningMongoose wrote:</div><blockquote> Texan english is a very good example of that, so much I often ask myself if it is still english or if it (d)evolved into it's own language. ;-) </blockquote>Hey, man, don't be messin' with the way REAL men talk! I'll be fixin' to put a pop-knot on yer head big enough to hitch a horse to! </blockquote><p>Oh, poppycock and, if I may say, balderdash. Real men don't need a phallic penis substitute in hand to make them real men. A stiff upper lip and a strong commanding voice is all that's needed to run an Empire, as, I think you'll find, we proved. Texas indeed.
<p>Oh, and dashed good show to Mr Mongoose for overcoming your lamentable birthright and endeavouring to learn the world's greatest language and culture, even if you wish to travel to its inferior replica as opposed to the original and greatest explonent.</p>Kirth Gersen wrote:CunningMongoose wrote: Texan english is a very good example of that, so much I often ask myself if it is still english or if it (d)evolved into it's own language. ;-)
Hey, man, don't be messin' with the way REAL men talk! I'll be fixin' to put a pop-knot on yer head big enough to hitch a horse to! Oh, poppycock and, if I may say, balderdash. Real men don't need a phallic penis substitute in hand to make them real men. A stiff upper lip and a strong commanding voice is all...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2012-02-02T21:11:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Who's from the UK?Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nik1?Whos-from-the-UK#192012-01-29T14:07:02Z2012-01-29T14:07:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The 8th Dwarf wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Good all the Poms are in the one spot and I don't mean a backpackers in Bondi.</p>
<p>Now to unleash my nefarious plan.... "Neighbours" themed shopping centres and pubs.</p>
<p></blockquote><p>Only if you want us to send Eastenders right back, Convict. Let the lower orders deal with each other. Can't understand a blasted word either of them say, anyway.
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>The 8th Dwarf wrote:Good all the Poms are in the one spot and I don't mean a backpackers in Bondi.
Now to unleash my nefarious plan.... "Neighbours" themed shopping centres and pubs.
Only if you want us to send Eastenders right back, Convict. Let the lower orders deal with each other. Can't understand a blasted word either of them say, anyway. [Spoiler omitted]Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2012-01-29T14:07:02ZRe: Forums/RPG SuperstarTM 2012: General Discussion: "Wonderous" Items vs. "Wondrous" ItemsCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n8vk&page=2?Wonderous-Items-vs-Wondrous-Items#812011-12-10T13:36:12Z2011-12-10T13:36:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Neil Spicer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kthulhu wrote:</div><blockquote> Only on the forums of a d20-based game could this topic exceed a full page, and rapidly be closing in on a second. :( </blockquote>In fairness, I've done all I can to keep it going. ;-) </blockquote><p>Typical American, ignoring the fine and outstanding efforts of his British Allies.
<p>And Mr Vertz, if Darth Vader was all that evil, he wouldn't have scarifeced himself for his spawn. Even the embodiement of evil is entitled to a few 'quirks', shall we say?</p>
<p>As to Mr Warlock, well, I see you still need a chant with only five letters in. What's the matter, old chap? "You're not singing anymore" too tough for you? Even a Manchester United fan can manage that.</p>Neil Spicer wrote:Kthulhu wrote: Only on the forums of a d20-based game could this topic exceed a full page, and rapidly be closing in on a second. :(
In fairness, I've done all I can to keep it going. ;-) Typical American, ignoring the fine and outstanding efforts of his British Allies. And Mr Vertz, if Darth Vader was all that evil, he wouldn't have scarifeced himself for his spawn. Even the embodiement of evil is entitled to a few 'quirks', shall we say?
As to Mr Warlock, well, I see you...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2011-12-10T13:36:12ZRe: Forums/RPG SuperstarTM 2012: General Discussion: "Wonderous" Items vs. "Wondrous" ItemsCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n8vk&page=2?Wonderous-Items-vs-Wondrous-Items#682011-12-09T20:23:54Z2011-12-09T20:23:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Clark Peterson wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Neil Spicer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Captain Brittannica wrote:</div><blockquote> Now, really, Mr Spicer, I must protest at this abuse of her Majesty's great language.</blockquote><p>My apologies Captain Needa...
<p>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>You've got it backwards, Neil. Its "Apology accepted, Captain Needa" as you step over his lifeless recently force-choked body. YOU don't apologize to HIM. :)
<p>Remember, force choke is your friend. </p>
<p>Welcome to the dark side! Moohahahahaha! (Sorry just warming up for my much anticipated playing of Star Wars The Old Republic which has early access here in a couple days and my guild is Empire aligned) </blockquote><p>My dear Orcus,
</p>
who do you think invented the force choke? The gentleman who played, but did not voice, Darth Vader was English. We have been on the Dark Side for far longer than you can possibly imagine. Why do you think so many British actors play the villain in your movies?</p>Clark Peterson wrote:Neil Spicer wrote: Captain Brittannica wrote: Now, really, Mr Spicer, I must protest at this abuse of her Majesty's great language.
My apologies Captain Needa... ** spoiler omitted ** You've got it backwards, Neil. Its "Apology accepted, Captain Needa" as you step over his lifeless recently force-choked body. YOU don't apologize to HIM. :) Remember, force choke is your friend.
Welcome to the dark side! Moohahahahaha! (Sorry just warming up for my much anticipated...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2011-12-09T20:23:54ZRe: Forums/RPG SuperstarTM 2012: General Discussion: "Wonderous" Items vs. "Wondrous" ItemsCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n8vk&page=2?Wonderous-Items-vs-Wondrous-Items#632011-12-09T19:25:43Z2011-12-09T19:25:43Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Matthew Morris wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Ah I remember the days of usenet, where, with the certainess of the seasons themselves, we'd eventually get...</p>
<p>"Why are all you people spelling color and armor funny?" </blockquote><p>Well, if you'd learn to spell them correctly, you wouldn't have to be constantly reminded of your failings, would you?Matthew Morris wrote:Ah I remember the days of usenet, where, with the certainess of the seasons themselves, we'd eventually get...
"Why are all you people spelling color and armor funny?"
Well, if you'd learn to spell them correctly, you wouldn't have to be constantly reminded of your failings, would you?Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2011-12-09T19:25:43ZRe: Forums/RPG SuperstarTM 2012: General Discussion: "Wonderous" Items vs. "Wondrous" ItemsCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n8vk&page=2?Wonderous-Items-vs-Wondrous-Items#602011-12-09T19:18:43Z2011-12-09T19:18:43Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Stuffy Grammarian wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Captain Brittannica wrote:</div><blockquote> Albion, madam. This sceptred isle. This green and pleasant land. This England.</blockquote>Indeed, sir, I am well-familiar with A<b>lb</b>ion. It was the "A<b>bl</b>ion" of which you spoke about which I was ignorant. </blockquote><p>Blasted colonial software, sabotaging a true Englishman like that!Stuffy Grammarian wrote:Captain Brittannica wrote: Albion, madam. This sceptred isle. This green and pleasant land. This England.
Indeed, sir, I am well-familiar with Albion. It was the "Ablion" of which you spoke about which I was ignorant. Blasted colonial software, sabotaging a true Englishman like that!Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2011-12-09T19:18:43ZRe: Forums/RPG SuperstarTM 2012: General Discussion: "Wonderous" Items vs. "Wondrous" ItemsCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n8vk&page=2?Wonderous-Items-vs-Wondrous-Items#552011-12-09T18:46:52Z2011-12-09T18:46:52Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Stuffy Grammarian wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Captain Brittannica wrote:</div><blockquote> insisting, nay, demanding that the loyal servants of Ablion must participate in this debasement of our beautiful mother tongue is simply not acceptable. </blockquote><p>Albion?
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Captain Brittannica wrote:</div><blockquote> Dashed underhand.</blockquote><p>Dashed<b>ly</b> underhand<b>ed</b>.
<p></blockquote><p>Albion, madam. This sceptred isle. This green and pleasant land. This England.
<p>I shall accept your rebuke over my grammatical inexactitude. I have been on these forums so long, the colonials' poor practice is starting to affect me.</p>Stuffy Grammarian wrote:Captain Brittannica wrote: insisting, nay, demanding that the loyal servants of Ablion must participate in this debasement of our beautiful mother tongue is simply not acceptable.
Albion? Captain Brittannica wrote:Dashed underhand.
Dashedly underhanded. Albion, madam. This sceptred isle. This green and pleasant land. This England. I shall accept your rebuke over my grammatical inexactitude. I have been on these forums so long, the colonials' poor practice is starting...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2011-12-09T18:46:52ZRe: Forums/RPG SuperstarTM 2012: General Discussion: "Wonderous" Items vs. "Wondrous" ItemsCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n8vk?Wonderous-Items-vs-Wondrous-Items#452011-12-09T14:19:59Z2011-12-09T14:19:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Neil Spicer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Captain Brittannica wrote:</div><blockquote> Now, really, Mr Spicer, I must protest at this abuse of her Majesty's great language.</blockquote><p>My apologies Captain Needa...
<p>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>That, sir, was not cricket. Dashed underhand. I shall now write a VERY stern letter to the Times. And let that be a lesson to you.Neil Spicer wrote:Captain Brittannica wrote: Now, really, Mr Spicer, I must protest at this abuse of her Majesty's great language.
My apologies Captain Needa... ** spoiler omitted ** That, sir, was not cricket. Dashed underhand. I shall now write a VERY stern letter to the Times. And let that be a lesson to you.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2011-12-09T14:19:59ZRe: Forums/RPG SuperstarTM 2012: General Discussion: "Wonderous" Items vs. "Wondrous" ItemsCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n8vk?Wonderous-Items-vs-Wondrous-Items#422011-12-09T14:15:56Z2011-12-09T14:15:56Z<p>Now, really, Mr Spicer, I must protest at this abuse of her Majesty's great language. If you colonial types will insist on flaunting your inability to spell properly, that is one thing, but insisting, nay, demanding that the loyal servants of Ablion must participate in this debasement of our beautiful mother tongue is simply not acceptable. If this keeps up, I shall write a stern letter to the Times about it. You just see if I don't.</p>Now, really, Mr Spicer, I must protest at this abuse of her Majesty's great language. If you colonial types will insist on flaunting your inability to spell properly, that is one thing, but insisting, nay, demanding that the loyal servants of Ablion must participate in this debasement of our beautiful mother tongue is simply not acceptable. If this keeps up, I shall write a stern letter to the Times about it. You just see if I don't.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2011-12-09T14:15:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Arby's just lost a customerCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n5pn?Arbys-just-lost-a-customer#192011-11-21T14:18:17Z2011-11-21T14:18:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Crimson Jester wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Captain Brittannica wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">FallofCamelot wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Iced tea?</p>
<p>Iced?</p>
<p>No no no, you've got it all wrong. Tea should be prepared with a teapot, brewed for at least three minutes and then poured into fine bone china cups (with saucers of course). Milk should then be added and sugar if required. If desired you can have a biscuit (a cookie for our American friends) or two or perhaps a scone if your tastes run that way.</p>
<p>At no point does ice or lemon come into the equation. </blockquote>~sighs sadly~ And this is why we had the Boston Tea Party. Someone had to show those Brits how to make REAL tea! ~wicked smile~ Just come on down to the South and we will show you how to make tea strong enough to put some hair on your chest, boy. ~winks~ </blockquote>And that's why we let you go, old boy. Iced tea in the Empire? The very idea is both horrifying and preposterous. </blockquote>You, um have not had an empire for some time now. </blockquote><p>Or so we woulkd have you believe, you traitorous Yankee.Crimson Jester wrote:Captain Brittannica wrote: Sharoth wrote: FallofCamelot wrote:Iced tea?
Iced?
No no no, you've got it all wrong. Tea should be prepared with a teapot, brewed for at least three minutes and then poured into fine bone china cups (with saucers of course). Milk should then be added and sugar if required. If desired you can have a biscuit (a cookie for our American friends) or two or perhaps a scone if your tastes run that way.
At no point does ice or lemon come into the...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2011-11-21T14:18:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Arby's just lost a customerCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n5pn?Arbys-just-lost-a-customer#172011-11-23T00:04:49Z2011-11-21T13:58:11Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">FallofCamelot wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Iced tea?</p>
<p>Iced?</p>
<p>No no no, you've got it all wrong. Tea should be prepared with a teapot, brewed for at least three minutes and then poured into fine bone china cups (with saucers of course). Milk should then be added and sugar if required. If desired you can have a biscuit (a cookie for our American friends) or two or perhaps a scone if your tastes run that way.</p>
<p>At no point does ice or lemon come into the equation. </blockquote>~sighs sadly~ And this is why we had the Boston Tea Party. Someone had to show those Brits how to make REAL tea! ~wicked smile~ Just come on down to the South and we will show you how to make tea strong enough to put some hair on your chest, boy. ~winks~ </blockquote><p>And that's why we let you go, old boy. Iced tea in the Empire? The very idea is both horrifying and preposterous.Sharoth wrote:FallofCamelot wrote:Iced tea?
Iced?
No no no, you've got it all wrong. Tea should be prepared with a teapot, brewed for at least three minutes and then poured into fine bone china cups (with saucers of course). Milk should then be added and sugar if required. If desired you can have a biscuit (a cookie for our American friends) or two or perhaps a scone if your tastes run that way.
At no point does ice or lemon come into the equation.
~sighs sadly~ And this is why we had the...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2011-11-21T13:58:11ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Arby's just lost a customerCaptain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n5pn?Arbys-just-lost-a-customer#162011-11-21T13:57:07Z2011-11-21T13:57:07Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">FallofCamelot wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Iced tea?</p>
<p>Iced?</p>
<p>No no no, you've got it all wrong. Tea should be prepared with a teapot, brewed for at least three minutes and then poured into fine bone china cups (with saucers of course). Milk should then be added and sugar if required. If desired you can have a biscuit (a cookie for our American friends) or two or perhaps a scone if your tastes run that way.</p>
<p>At no point does ice or lemon come into the equation. </blockquote><p>I beleive the correct phrase is 'plus one thousand', sir. Dashed good show. Teach these heathens the proper way to drink tea. Of course it must be Earl Grey. Darjeiling at a push.FallofCamelot wrote:Iced tea?
Iced?
No no no, you've got it all wrong. Tea should be prepared with a teapot, brewed for at least three minutes and then poured into fine bone china cups (with saucers of course). Milk should then be added and sugar if required. If desired you can have a biscuit (a cookie for our American friends) or two or perhaps a scone if your tastes run that way.
At no point does ice or lemon come into the equation.
I beleive the correct phrase is 'plus one thousand',...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2011-11-21T13:57:07ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Ulfens smell?Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mxi4?Ulfens-smell#72011-10-02T19:25:49Z2011-10-02T19:25:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">nighttree wrote:</div><blockquote> I wonder if the other warriors would call my character a "girle mann" for wearing scented oils or something....... </blockquote><p>Maaaybe. but as long as he pays for his round and fights until the blood of his enemies steams in the snow, he's ok with us. But we will make jokes.nighttree wrote:I wonder if the other warriors would call my character a "girle mann" for wearing scented oils or something.......
Maaaybe. but as long as he pays for his round and fights until the blood of his enemies steams in the snow, he's ok with us. But we will make jokes.Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2011-10-02T19:25:49ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Ulfens smell?Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mxi4?Ulfens-smell#42011-10-02T19:01:16Z2011-10-02T19:01:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">nighttree wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Dank Grimwolf wrote:</div><blockquote><p> They are big, sweaty brutes who wear a lot of furs and don't bathe often. </p>
<p>Mix one part field laborer, two parts wet dog, a smidgen of sour milk, and one part smelly hobo. Stir well, heat at 365 for one hour, and voila, your very own Ulfen stench! </blockquote>God's above I hope your joking :P </blockquote><p>He'd better be!nighttree wrote:Dank Grimwolf wrote:They are big, sweaty brutes who wear a lot of furs and don't bathe often.
Mix one part field laborer, two parts wet dog, a smidgen of sour milk, and one part smelly hobo. Stir well, heat at 365 for one hour, and voila, your very own Ulfen stench!
God's above I hope your joking :P He'd better be!Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2011-10-02T19:01:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Literacy and the Ability to Write Clearly and Concisely.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2morl?Literacy-and-the-Ability-to-Write-Clearly-and#192011-08-12T19:21:56Z2011-08-12T19:21:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:</div><blockquote> Sod off, you spotty tosser! </blockquote><p>Spoken with all the couth and articulation I'd expect from you, sir. Have an absolutely fruminous day.Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:Sod off, you spotty tosser!
Spoken with all the couth and articulation I'd expect from you, sir. Have an absolutely fruminous day.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2011-08-12T19:21:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Literacy and the Ability to Write Clearly and Concisely.Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2morl?Literacy-and-the-Ability-to-Write-Clearly-and#172011-08-12T19:08:12Z2011-08-12T19:08:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Evil Lincoln wrote:</div><blockquote><p> At a minimum, you should have a hyphen for "conformed-to", Dingo.</p>
<p>And even then, it's a clumsy wording.</p>
<p>Thanks for demeaning the intelligence of my country, though! </blockquote><p>He wasn't demeaning your intelligence, good sir, merely your country's sad inability to actually spell correctly. Ok, color [sic] and thru [sic] at least make some sense when spelled phoentically (Ironically a word that most certainly isn't), but really, what is your excuse for being unable to correctly spell alumin<b>i</b>um with both i's?
<p>Tally ho.</p>Evil Lincoln wrote:At a minimum, you should have a hyphen for "conformed-to", Dingo.
And even then, it's a clumsy wording.
Thanks for demeaning the intelligence of my country, though!
He wasn't demeaning your intelligence, good sir, merely your country's sad inability to actually spell correctly. Ok, color [sic] and thru [sic] at least make some sense when spelled phoentically (Ironically a word that most certainly isn't), but really, what is your excuse for being unable to correctly spell...Captain Brittannica (alias of Paul Watson)2011-08-12T19:08:12ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Lands of the Linnorm Kings (PFRPG)Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/products/btpy8ode/discuss?Pathfinder-Campaign-Setting-Lands-of-the-Linnorm-Kings#152011-03-27T02:56:28Z2011-03-27T02:56:28Z<p>Excellent. About time we got our rightful time in the spotlight</p>Excellent. About time we got our rightful time in the spotlightWulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2011-03-27T02:56:28ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Only You Can Prevent Gamerspeak (Kill Colloquialisms Before They Strike Again)Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k6cw?Only-You-Can-Prevent-Gamerspeak#222009-11-24T10:36:28Z2009-11-24T10:36:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">seekerofshadowlight wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Chris Mortika wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">seekerofshadowlight wrote:</div><blockquote> Ok, what the hell is a happy stick? </blockquote>Wand of <i>cure light wounds</i>. </blockquote><p>SEE I would so not ever have thought that as it means something else when I first heard it
<p></blockquote><p>Personally, I use it to refer to my Earthbreaker. Caused some confusion with gamers who only knew the CLW Wand reason and not the traditional Linnorm Kings name for such a mighty instrument of destruction.seekerofshadowlight wrote:Chris Mortika wrote: seekerofshadowlight wrote: Ok, what the hell is a happy stick?
Wand of cure light wounds. SEE I would so not ever have thought that as it means something else when I first heard it Personally, I use it to refer to my Earthbreaker. Caused some confusion with gamers who only knew the CLW Wand reason and not the traditional Linnorm Kings name for such a mighty instrument of destruction.Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2009-11-24T10:36:28ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Why Don't High Level Lawful Goods Impeach Asmodeus from Cheliax?Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jyzi&page=2?Why-Dont-High-Level-Lawful-Goods-Impeach#632009-09-19T19:32:51Z2009-09-19T19:23:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">KaeYoss wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">LazarX wrote:</div><blockquote><p>And we won't even go into the antics of the Taldor.
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</blockquote><p>See? The Taldanes admit it themselves. They're so bad he cannot even talk about it.
<p>And they even exploit their own people. </p>
<p>Andoran should inva... liberate the country. </blockquote><p>They're on the list. Mind you, so's Cheliax.
<p>To be fair, it is rather a long list.</p>KaeYoss wrote:LazarX wrote:And we won't even go into the antics of the Taldor.
See? The Taldanes admit it themselves. They're so bad he cannot even talk about it. And they even exploit their own people.
Andoran should inva... liberate the country. They're on the list. Mind you, so's Cheliax. To be fair, it is rather a long list.Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2009-09-19T19:23:54ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Faction DiceWulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jtr1?Faction-Dice#132009-08-12T12:54:28Z2009-08-12T12:54:28Z<p>Very cool ideas. I'd certainly buy Andoran dice for Wulf.</p>Very cool ideas. I'd certainly buy Andoran dice for Wulf.Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2009-08-12T12:54:28ZRe: Forums/PaizoCon: General Discussion: PaizoCon UKWulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9r3&page=10?PaizoCon-UK#4902009-07-13T16:36:56Z2009-07-13T16:36:50Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Septimus of Oppara wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Septimus would like to add that anyone thinking of messing with his spell book will invoke a whack across the head with his quarterstaff – a weapon of more potency than anything the fighters were wielding; he’ll apparently have you know. </p>
<p>He would also like to thank all the lackeys and minions that came with him to support him on his great quests for the Pathfinder Society, despite some surliness from one or two colonials; some of you may even be lucky enough to accompany him again. </p>
<p>It was, of course, a pleasure meeting the other Taldan nobles to whom he extends a warm welcome of a reunion at his club in Oppara or Absalom. </blockquote><p>Ha! One lucky hit with his little stick and the wizard fancies himself a warrior, does he? By that standard, Wulf is a wizard because he once passed a Knowledge (Arcana) check.
<p>Perhaps we should ask Grind whom the warriors are?</p>Septimus of Oppara wrote:Septimus would like to add that anyone thinking of messing with his spell book will invoke a whack across the head with his quarterstaff – a weapon of more potency than anything the fighters were wielding; he’ll apparently have you know.
He would also like to thank all the lackeys and minions that came with him to support him on his great quests for the Pathfinder Society, despite some surliness from one or two colonials; some of you may even be lucky enough to...Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2009-07-13T16:36:50ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Adventure Path: General Discussion: Land of the Linnorm Kings Adventure Path?Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j8fx?Land-of-the-Linnorm-Kings-Adventure-Path#82009-04-12T12:40:53Z2009-04-12T12:40:53Z<p>Aye!</p>Aye!Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2009-04-12T12:40:53ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Hey Paizo, how are you going to keep 80% of your players from playing for Andoran?Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2idzj?Hey-Paizo-how-are-you-going-to-keep-80-of#342009-02-07T22:51:24Z2009-02-07T22:51:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">A 2E Floppy-Eared Golem wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">James Jacobs wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Actually... Andoran's not the only good guy on the list. In fact, Cheliax is the only faction that's really one you can call "evil." The factions are different enough that I suspect they'll all get a fair amount of attention. </p>
<p>I know that if I were playing in it, Andoran would be my last choice, in any case... </blockquote>Yeah, mine too. If I wanted to participate in chest-beating and "freedom" pep rallies, I'd just revisit the Dubya era. </blockquote><p>And it's got nothing to do with you being a foul thread necromancer whose blight upon the face of the world belongs with the devil-kissing slaver scum of Cheliax rather than the brave few who have thrown off their shackles and dedicated themselves to freedom, I'm sure. ;-)A 2E Floppy-Eared Golem wrote:James Jacobs wrote:Actually... Andoran's not the only good guy on the list. In fact, Cheliax is the only faction that's really one you can call "evil." The factions are different enough that I suspect they'll all get a fair amount of attention.
I know that if I were playing in it, Andoran would be my last choice, in any case...
Yeah, mine too. If I wanted to participate in chest-beating and "freedom" pep rallies, I'd just revisit the Dubya era. And it's got...Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2009-02-07T22:51:24ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society Scenario Submissions: PFS 20 Demon Haunts the Devil's HallWulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j2l1?PFS-20-Demon-Haunts-the-Devils-Hall#422009-01-22T01:46:19Z2008-12-12T11:19:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">ComicJam wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Wintergreen wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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That Silent Hill style game sounds interesting.
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Overall I generally prefer GMing to playing and creating things personalised for my players. </blockquote><p>It was easy to convert with my submission (just change the statues with other creatures) and a little weird. If you know Silent Hill at all, the 'creatures' are sortof covered in this weird membranous skin and the smaller one carry knives. I think I succeeded in grossing out the players with these creatures having uber-high blood pressure and haemorrhaging all over the floor and the PCs. I have a reputation to up-hold: our wizard player said, "In future when you run anything, I'm preparing at least 2 Presdigitation spells!" Definitely not PG-13... :/
<p>Personalised games really make the players feel that this is their story and not some random thing that they found on a notice board (or the GM found in Dungeon). Longer campaigns with one GM allow for this so much more than convention scenarios.</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Wintergreen wrote:</div><blockquote><p>I think with the time etc constraints of pathfinder society adventures it is difficult when you have a tendency for complex or wide ranging plots to fit it all in without coming across as rather plain. </p>
<p>It is fun to try and fit something into given restrictions (I think the other scenario was better about this, giving limits on monster, location etc but less than was given for this scenario).</blockquote><div class="messageboard-quotee">Tharen the Damned wrote:</div><blockquote><p>The Scenarios I own are solid fare IMHO. Nothing that wows me and makes me want to play them immediately.
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But that exactely is the point. PAIZO has enough Freelancers who can do plain solid stuff on short notice.
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I think they are looking for some fresh new and exiting ideas.
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Therefore those who contribute to the open calls have to be BETTER than plain solid fare. </blockquote>Maybe that's the problem I've been facing - I don't find the short stories as exciting as longer campaigns (see above). However, the new less-restrictive format should bring out the fresh ideas that will hopefully benefit... </blockquote><p>Ja. Do you know how long it is taking to clean all that gunk out from my armour? Is being DAYS!
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>ComicJam wrote:Wintergreen wrote:
That Silent Hill style game sounds interesting.
Overall I generally prefer GMing to playing and creating things personalised for my players.
It was easy to convert with my submission (just change the statues with other creatures) and a little weird. If you know Silent Hill at all, the 'creatures' are sortof covered in this weird membranous skin and the smaller one carry knives. I think I succeeded in grossing out the players with these creatures having...Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2008-12-12T11:19:39ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society Scenario Submissions: PFS 20 Demon Haunts the Devil's HallWulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j2l1?PFS-20-Demon-Haunts-the-Devils-Hall#372009-01-22T01:46:19Z2008-12-12T10:23:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">ComicJam wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Wintergreen wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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Thanks. I appreciate the comments. I already thought it was a rather plain adventure and there wasn't enough detail about the encounters. My main concern was the writing style and what people thought of that. Trying to work out if Josh likes the style is the real question I guess.</p>
<p>I think everybody who posts here is worth listening to (professional writer or not) as they are the audience for the scenarios. If you can't please the hardcore fans who post on the paizo boards then you're not going to please the other pathfinder players and GMs out there after all.
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</blockquote><p>I concur on all your points, and am in the same boat when it comes to writing style. I'm unsure if your or my entries are what Josh wants/expects. Thing is, I think some of the currently published site-based adventures are rather plain, and as a result I used these as a basis... I'm now confused as to what was expected.
<p>I must say that even though the restrictions were odd, I did enjoy attempting to figure out a little adventure within them. I've now even ran the thing on my regular group with level and monster modifications to suit our tier. As I could do so with no problems, both Scarlet and Wulf got a little freaked by the (Silent Hill-based) changes I made! >:) (At least we got a nice game out of it!).</p>
<p>Cheers! :D </blockquote><p>I was not freaked out. Just a little, uhm, confused. That's it, confused. Definitely not freaked out! No, sir, not me.
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>ComicJam wrote:Wintergreen wrote:
Thanks. I appreciate the comments. I already thought it was a rather plain adventure and there wasn't enough detail about the encounters. My main concern was the writing style and what people thought of that. Trying to work out if Josh likes the style is the real question I guess.I think everybody who posts here is worth listening to (professional writer or not) as they are the audience for the scenarios. If you can't please the hardcore fans who post on the...Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2008-12-12T10:23:39ZRe: Forums: Equipment and Description: The EarthbreakerWulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j291?The-Earthbreaker#22012-11-15T20:40:59Z2008-12-08T19:51:42Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">WarmasterSpike wrote:</div><blockquote> My group and I have noticed the absence of the Earthbreaker in the PFRPG. I want to go on record to lobby for it to make it into core on all of our behalf, so consider this post a sort of petition for it's inclusion. You may add your name to the list or debate for its exclusion. For the record we believe it is a much better compliment to the greatsword and greataxe than the great club ever was and strikes a much better balance. It brings bludgeoning to equal ground which has been badly needed for some time now....thoughts anyone ? </blockquote><p>Save der Happystick!
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>WarmasterSpike wrote:My group and I have noticed the absence of the Earthbreaker in the PFRPG. I want to go on record to lobby for it to make it into core on all of our behalf, so consider this post a sort of petition for it's inclusion. You may add your name to the list or debate for its exclusion. For the record we believe it is a much better compliment to the greatsword and greataxe than the great club ever was and strikes a much better balance. It brings bludgeoning to equal ground which...Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2008-12-08T19:51:42ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Pathfinder Society Census Data:Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j14i?Pathfinder-Society-Census-Data#302008-12-08T10:09:01Z2008-12-08T10:09:01Z<p><b>Name:</b> Wulf Stronthammer
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<b>Alignment:</b> Chaotic Good</p>Name: Wulf Stronthammer
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Alignment: Chaotic GoodWulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2008-12-08T10:09:01ZRe: Forums: GM Discussion: Warning: The Slave Pits Fight is Tough! [spoilers]Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iylz&page=2?Warning-The-Slave-Pits-Fight-is-Tough-spoilers#512010-03-15T16:35:48Z2008-12-05T13:33:29Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">ComicJam wrote:</div><blockquote><p> We played this last night. It was great fun, the bard almost died too! :S Though I do think that the greataxe should have stayed.</p>
<p>Personal favourite moment: My raging power-attacking barbarian critting the prone big badie for 40 points of damage! Apparently, she killed the ship in the process too. o_O</p>
<p>Cheers! :D </blockquote><p>I know Scarlet is played by your wife and all, but poor old Wulf came much closer to dying, actually falling unconscious. No one cares about poor old Wulf. :-(ComicJam wrote:We played this last night. It was great fun, the bard almost died too! :S Though I do think that the greataxe should have stayed.
Personal favourite moment: My raging power-attacking barbarian critting the prone big badie for 40 points of damage! Apparently, she killed the ship in the process too. o_O
Cheers! :D
I know Scarlet is played by your wife and all, but poor old Wulf came much closer to dying, actually falling unconscious. No one cares about poor old Wulf. :-(Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2008-12-05T13:33:29ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Andorans - rally and prepare yourselves!Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ilcq&page=2?Andorans-rally-and-prepare-yourselves#802008-08-10T21:01:21Z2008-08-10T21:01:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dane Pitchford wrote:</div><blockquote> Are we still even talking about freedom, here? •chuckles• </blockquote><p>The freedom to be an ass is one of the most important freedoms, is it not? I hope Sil is gentle with him in their discussions.Dane Pitchford wrote:Are we still even talking about freedom, here? *chuckles*
The freedom to be an ass is one of the most important freedoms, is it not? I hope Sil is gentle with him in their discussions.Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2008-08-10T21:01:20ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Andorans - rally and prepare yourselves!Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ilcq&page=2?Andorans-rally-and-prepare-yourselves#732008-08-10T20:38:38Z2008-08-10T20:37:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sir Oliver wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Timespike wrote:</div><blockquote>I'll not be lectured by the resident of a land that slaughters its own children every few years! </blockquote><p>That is mere propaganda created by the enemies of Revolution. Faced with the force of one incorruptible nation, western Bourgeoisie and it's military-mercantile pawns have no other options but to spread lies and slander about our glorious country.
<p>Singed:</p>
<p>Citizen of Galt. </p>
<p></blockquote><p>And yet you have no bones about spreading lies about the proud nation of Andoran. I also note you are 'Sir' Oliver. It would appear the Galtan Revolution has merely changed the face of its masters. When you desire to live free from the oppression, join us, Oliver.
<p>The lovers of freedom must stand together, lest our enemies pick us off one by one.</p>Sir Oliver wrote:Timespike wrote:I'll not be lectured by the resident of a land that slaughters its own children every few years!
That is mere propaganda created by the enemies of Revolution. Faced with the force of one incorruptible nation, western Bourgeoisie and it's military-mercantile pawns have no other options but to spread lies and slander about our glorious country. Singed:
Citizen of Galt.
And yet you have no bones about spreading lies about the proud nation of Andoran. I also...Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2008-08-10T20:37:41ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Andorans - rally and prepare yourselves!Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ilcq&page=2?Andorans-rally-and-prepare-yourselves#652008-08-10T19:50:14Z2008-08-10T19:49:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Klovanos Haldoran wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Give me a warm bed, a good meal, and safety in the streets over your "freedom" any day of the week.</p>
<p>As one who served in the Imperial army I can say that I have seen what can happen when people challenge their betters. Far better to have an empire with all its faults than to descend into chaos and demon worship like your Chelaxian neighbours!</p>
<p>Though I may not be entirely comfortable with the "fashionable talk" at the Taldan Garden Party, I do know where my loyalties lie! </blockquote><p>The Devil Kissers have peace in their streets, too. Everyone's too afraid of their infernal masters to do anything at all. Better to die free than live at the whim of my 'betters'. For now, let us raise ale together. And if we meet in battle, I will honour you with a clean death.Klovanos Haldoran wrote:Give me a warm bed, a good meal, and safety in the streets over your "freedom" any day of the week.
As one who served in the Imperial army I can say that I have seen what can happen when people challenge their betters. Far better to have an empire with all its faults than to descend into chaos and demon worship like your Chelaxian neighbours!
Though I may not be entirely comfortable with the "fashionable talk" at the Taldan Garden Party, I do know where my loyalties...Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2008-08-10T19:49:46ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Andorans - rally and prepare yourselves!Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ilcq&page=2?Andorans-rally-and-prepare-yourselves#632008-08-10T19:34:39Z2008-08-10T19:34:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kvantum wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Gailbraithe wrote:</div><blockquote>...for we would rather die free in the fire of liberty than live in the bondage of slavery.</blockquote><p>That can be arranged bluebird, that can be arranged.
<p>•reaches for Alchemist's Fire• </blockquote><p>Careful, Kisser. You wouldn't want to find out what Hell feels like early if you drop that stuff, would you?Kvantum wrote:Gailbraithe wrote:...for we would rather die free in the fire of liberty than live in the bondage of slavery.
That can be arranged bluebird, that can be arranged. *reaches for Alchemist's Fire* Careful, Kisser. You wouldn't want to find out what Hell feels like early if you drop that stuff, would you?Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2008-08-10T19:34:39ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Andorans - rally and prepare yourselves!Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ilcq&page=2?Andorans-rally-and-prepare-yourselves#602008-08-10T19:23:00Z2008-08-10T19:22:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Klovanos Haldoran wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<shrugs>We are just coming out of a rough patch. Now that the leading houses have finally come to an agreement on the proper length for cuffs, we are ready to reassume our place as the rightful leaders of the realm. </blockquote><p>It is true that corruption and abuses of power were seen from time to time, but have you people no sense of loyalty?
<p>I for one believe we are far better to follow those whom the gods have chosen for rule, than to descend into chaos and anarchy. What this land needs is a return to the peace of empire!</p>
<p>The gods may have punished the Taldan people for our mistakes, but it is only a matter of time before the empire rises to its former glory. </blockquote><p>With respect, your leaders are precisely the reason why rule by the people is necessary. Under the leadership of those 'chosen by the gods', you lost most of your empire while you fiddled about with your cuffs. Even if we fail, we have taken destiny into our own hands. Join us, freedom can always welcome more brothers in arms to fight the corrupt who stand on the backs of the people.Klovanos Haldoran wrote:We are just coming out of a rough patch. Now that the leading houses have finally come to an agreement on the proper length for cuffs, we are ready to reassume our place as the rightful leaders of the realm.
It is true that corruption and abuses of power were seen from time to time, but have you people no sense of loyalty? I for one believe we are far better to follow those whom the gods have chosen for rule, than to descend into chaos and anarchy. What this land...Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2008-08-10T19:22:59ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Symbols next to namesWulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ile8?Symbols-next-to-names#302008-08-10T13:31:50Z2008-08-10T13:18:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mike McArtor wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">flash_cxxi wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Mike McArtor wrote:</div><blockquote> If it ain't Chelaxian, it's crap. </blockquote>Oh noes, how will my Hero Worship be able to stand the test of a different Faction!!! </blockquote><p>It's easy. We form a coalition. Let's get those Andoran hippies but good! "Peace, love, equality, and voting. Blah blah blah. Here's a flower. Blah blah blah. Let's all pile in the back of my Alkenstar Bus and smoke some flayleaf. Blah blah... whoa... I've got the munchies..."
<p>;D </blockquote><p>Foolish Chelish dragon. We had to fight for our freedom and win it while you cowards turned to dark powers to ease your fears of life without a master. The fire of freedom is lit and will burn in the hearts of the populace until all have been freed from the yoke of tyrants like you.
<p>Or, to use more modern parlance, bring it on, devil kisser. ;-)</p>Mike McArtor wrote:flash_cxxi wrote: Mike McArtor wrote: If it ain't Chelaxian, it's crap.
Oh noes, how will my Hero Worship be able to stand the test of a different Faction!!! It's easy. We form a coalition. Let's get those Andoran hippies but good! "Peace, love, equality, and voting. Blah blah blah. Here's a flower. Blah blah blah. Let's all pile in the back of my Alkenstar Bus and smoke some flayleaf. Blah blah... whoa... I've got the munchies..." ;D Foolish Chelish dragon. We had to...Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2008-08-10T13:18:12ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Andorans - rally and prepare yourselves!Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ilcq?Andorans-rally-and-prepare-yourselves#432008-08-09T18:11:12Z2008-08-09T18:10:11Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Trey wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Wulf Stronthammer wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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Or it could be because you're so insecure you keep trying to thrust yourself into other people's conversations as you know yours just aren't that interesting. The world does not revolve around your effete concerns. </blockquote><p><assesses the heft of the Happy Stick>
<p>You, ah, have given me much to consider. Yes, much to consider. I think a shall do so from a remove of a few more feet. </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>•grins• Nice to know someone reads the profile. A cucumber cookie if anyone can guess the inspiration.</span>Trey wrote:Wulf Stronthammer wrote:
Or it could be because you're so insecure you keep trying to thrust yourself into other people's conversations as you know yours just aren't that interesting. The world does not revolve around your effete concerns.
You, ah, have given me much to consider. Yes, much to consider. I think a shall do so from a remove of a few more feet. *grins* Nice to know someone reads the profile. A cucumber cookie if anyone can guess the inspiration.Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2008-08-09T18:10:11ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Andorans - rally and prepare yourselves!Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ilcq?Andorans-rally-and-prepare-yourselves#402008-08-09T17:45:49Z2008-08-09T17:45:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Trey wrote:</div><blockquote> You will note that even on another faction's thread, all focus is on us. The past eight posts, in fact. The writing is on the wall. The criticisms? Envy and fear, nothing more. </blockquote><p>Or it could be because you're so insecure you keep trying to thrust yourself into other people's conversations as you know yours just aren't that interesting. The world does not revolve around your effete concerns.Trey wrote:You will note that even on another faction's thread, all focus is on us. The past eight posts, in fact. The writing is on the wall. The criticisms? Envy and fear, nothing more.
Or it could be because you're so insecure you keep trying to thrust yourself into other people's conversations as you know yours just aren't that interesting. The world does not revolve around your effete concerns.Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2008-08-09T17:45:49ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Chelaxians—Announce ThyselfWulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ilbl?Chelaxians-Announce-Thyself#362009-07-27T02:35:45Z2008-08-09T12:57:05Z<p>•taking some of the meats• For corrupt, foul, devil-kissers, I have to admit you can do a decent barbecue.</p>*taking some of the meats* For corrupt, foul, devil-kissers, I have to admit you can do a decent barbecue.Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2008-08-09T12:57:05ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Andorans - rally and prepare yourselves!Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ilcq?Andorans-rally-and-prepare-yourselves#182008-08-09T12:40:16Z2008-08-09T12:40:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lazaro wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Radavel wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Mothman wrote:</div><blockquote> Pfft. It's a sad day indeed when the Chelaxians can throw a better party than the Andorans! Next you'll be telling us that the Taldane high tea is swinging. I'll believe it when I see it. </blockquote><p><Using the voice of James Earl Jones>
<p>Come to the winning side, Mothman. </blockquote><p><Using the voice of Dark Helmet>
<p>...now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.</p>
<p>Couldn't resist</p>
<p></blockquote><p>You're the one who thinks an eternity as the plaything of a sadistic thing of pure evil is a good idea. And you have the nerve to call us dumb?Lazaro wrote:Radavel wrote: Mothman wrote: Pfft. It's a sad day indeed when the Chelaxians can throw a better party than the Andorans! Next you'll be telling us that the Taldane high tea is swinging. I'll believe it when I see it.
Come to the winning side, Mothman. ...now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
Couldn't resist
You're the one who thinks an eternity as the plaything of a sadistic thing of pure evil is a good idea. And you have the nerve to call us dumb?Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2008-08-09T12:40:16ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Andorans - rally and prepare yourselves!Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ilcq?Andorans-rally-and-prepare-yourselves#62008-08-09T12:12:48Z2008-08-09T12:12:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Trey wrote:</div><blockquote> Oh, by all means, let's invite every lumberjack and milkmaid to offer their opinion on how to run the realm. We'll have the best-hewn stumps and best-milked cows in all Golarion, meanwhile the outsiders will have put us all in chains far worse than any you've ever seen. </blockquote><p>Awww, what's the matter, pretty boy? Afraid of a land where we judge people by their deeds, not birth? No wonder you couldn't even hold onto the devil-kissers.Trey wrote:Oh, by all means, let's invite every lumberjack and milkmaid to offer their opinion on how to run the realm. We'll have the best-hewn stumps and best-milked cows in all Golarion, meanwhile the outsiders will have put us all in chains far worse than any you've ever seen.
Awww, what's the matter, pretty boy? Afraid of a land where we judge people by their deeds, not birth? No wonder you couldn't even hold onto the devil-kissers.Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2008-08-09T12:12:48ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Andorans - rally and prepare yourselves!Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ilcq?Andorans-rally-and-prepare-yourselves#22012-11-15T20:32:59Z2008-08-09T11:13:20Z<p>FREEEDOM!!!!</p>
<p>•Raises earth breaker over his head•</p>
<p>Let us cleanse the taint of slavery from this land. Whether we shatter their shackles or skulls is the slaving scum's choice.</p>FREEEDOM!!!!
*Raises earth breaker over his head*
Let us cleanse the taint of slavery from this land. Whether we shatter their shackles or skulls is the slaving scum's choice.Wulf Stronthammer (alias of Paul Watson)2008-08-09T11:13:20Z