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Goblin Squad Member. Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber. Pathfinder Society Member. 11,299 posts (26,099 including aliases). 9 reviews. 1 list. 1 wishlist. 1 Pathfinder Society character. 178 aliases.


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Oh it's ridiculous. I had one woman asking me how sandpaper stayed on a hand sander. She would not take Velcro as an answer. I don't know why


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Day One of the yardsale

I find myself curiously intolerant of stupid people and their insistence on treating me like I am a customer service rep at a box store. Perhaps I have been in retail too long.

No, there is no warranty. Yes it is five dollars. Yes, it works, no, you cannot return it within 30 days.

Can you not see that I care not for your concerns? Buy it, or not. It means little to me.


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Changes. It's not just a Bowie greatest hits album

Reflecting on yesterday's anniversary of my spawning I have to say the last two years have seen an awful lot of change. Death, divorce, new jobs, old jobs, new gaming group, new game system, and now the prospect of moving. My birth mother just offered to let me live in her house for a year and go to school there if I wished.

Choices, choices. Changes. Some good, some not.

Life


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Yoga. Build your flexibility first


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I believe I need a few drinks tonight. But, I also believe I can't :(

I believe I will be going out to see Mad Max tomorrow though :)


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Ugh. This day will never end.

Servicing the tourist masses on a Saturday on Cape Cod is never fun. Just remember kiddies, when you visit us and get drunk and rowdy we are watching you. And we don't like what we see. Act the fool and you might get a hex slapped on you. Just saying.


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Still here. Need to work Feanor a bit. I'll be heavily occupied until midweek, but feel free to insert Feanor whenever you need. Even if he is rough he can role play and get started.


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Just an FYI folks. I won't be around much until Monday. Lots of crap going on. I do have a mini vacation coming up this upcoming week, so at worst there will be new posts by the end of this week.


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Just an FYI folks. I won't be around much until Monday. Lots of crap going on. I do have a mini vacation coming up this upcoming week, so at worst there will be new posts by the end of this week.


DO NOT STICK FINGERS IN CAGE

Just an FYI folks. I won't be around much until Monday. Lots of crap going on. I do have a mini vacation coming up this upcoming week, so at worst there will be new posts by the end of this week.


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Message sent


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Actually I've gotten so good I can do BBC formatting and combat on my IPhone6. I just can't update map moves. Heck I'm on my phone now. If it wasn't for it, id likely have given up PbPs by now. I can take a moment here and there to update. I've learned to carry a few gaming supplies in a bag (APs, notes, etc) and the Internet answers all my gaming questions :)


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A quick question: I pledged but I didn't get a link to order a hard copy through lulu. Is there any way I could still get one? Thanks :)


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Having just posted that I realized the next update didn't need a map. Ah well, it's posted


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I'll be updating Thursday, my next day off. Sorry for the delay, but adding maps to the mix means laptop time. I've been squeezing my updates in on my phone.


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\m/0.0\m/


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Is it Memorial Day yet?
أنا اكره عملي


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Comrade Anklebiter wrote:


In completely other news, Mr. Comrade has been flirting pretty heavily with the Nigerian Princess and it turns out that the latter is a fantasy novel fan. They've been texting each other quotes from Patrick Rothfuss.

Commie nerd love rocks!

Tangentially Comrade. You've seen my library. If you can haul your proletariat ass down to the Cape you can fill your love machine to the brim with books. Gratis. They've got to go, and I know you will find a good home for them amongst the Nerdshevik horde you travel with.

Let me know via PM if you are interested


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I believe there's nothing better than that feeling of accomplishment. I got my Dragons/Dungeons/Kobold Quarterlies/White Dwarves all done and in anti-microbial boxes a few years back. Great to have that done


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No worries! Well keep plugging until you get back. I can always botheal if it becomes really necessary, but I think you guys have this encounter well in hand


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Safe travels Dennis! No fears on the pisting, PbP is glacial.

I love your long posts Rags:). Just an FYI. I'm changing jobs again around Memorial Day. I've also switched stores at my soon-to-be ex-job, and it's very busy there. I'm hoping the new job will afford me some opportunities to update, but we will see. I know they have free wifi :)

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that I plan to keep up with things, but the best laid plans of mice and men..yadda yadda


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Happy Mother's Day!

It's easier working a job with a time limit. I'm solo happy to be shaking this job! Kids, study hard and don't go into retail!!!!!


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You got it!


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I have the basics. I'll be posting tonight


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New job, finally!


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I believe I am stuck in a hotel that seems to be stuffed with a nursing convention. I believe I will be drinking at the hotel bar this evening :)


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Lol


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No problem! I'll need some time anyway to come up with something. :)


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Ok. Let me do a bit of research and I'll do a little bit of stuff :)


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Aberzombie wrote:
I may even get one myself.

If a zombie takes a bath, does that qualify as making soup also?


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Lol. It wasn't even that. They spelled it 'Cortin'


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Finally got my passport in the mail. They spelled my name wrong.

F~%+ing bureaucrats


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Initiatives (Tales of Opal)
Jemerae: 21
Felicia: 18
Magnus 18
Izkrael: 18
Egan: 18
Averak: 18
Kessel: 16
Sanvoros: 16
Guards:16
Folos: 15
Citali: 15

1d20 ⇒ 15

The armored man at the table leaps up and screams

"Attack the intruders! CHANGE!"

He grabs something off his belt and hurls it

Touch ATK: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25

Tangkefoot bag on first person through the door

The six guards suddenly morph, the loose kilts they had been wearing ripping as their skin turns grey and a fin erupts from their back. Rows of sharp teeth emerge as their faces elongate. The party faces six humanoid sharks wielding tridents.


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I cannot wait for tonight to be over. Fortunately I don't care about this benighted job. I will soon be done with it


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It's worth a shot. I'm trying to shake myself out of the 'I can't do it' mentality. The only one I'm limiting is myself


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Yes, believe me. I know all about RL, evil taskmaster that it is.

Perhaps I can fill in for a while, send us through a few parties, tavern crawls, and encounters. Nothing derailing, but a chance to build up the character's relationships.


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aeglos wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Aberzombie's Really Grimm Fairy Tales

come visit !!

the house the Brothers Grimm grew up in is just 15 miles away, in Steinau

their birth-house would be even nearer but it burned down in WWII

Once I finish reshuffling my life, one of my huge priorities is traveling. Germany is on my list within three-four years. I'd love to come see your area :)


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I'm leaning towards a spellslinger try something out of my comfort zone


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I'm thinking maybe gunslinger


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
How about a fighter?
Not a bad choice. Between the alchemist, druid, and inquisitor, they have decent spellcasting. A martial character is good, or something crafty. They are a bit lacking in skills, stealth, and street-smarts. Also remember that guns are fairly common, which may be a consideration. I'll PM you tonight.

Hmm. Perhaps I will go out of my comfort zone and play a gunslinger


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And never say die. I resurrected my Opal game after two years of inactivity


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So I broke my phone screen. I'm not very happy about this ATM. Typing is very finger endangering now :(


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Aberzombie wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Still a better love story than Twilight
I almost spit coffee all over my computer screen when I saw this.

I live to amuse :D


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Aberzombie wrote:
An observation: I don't think I ever really have seen the idea of a circle jerk demonstrated so well as is done (far to frequently) on these boards.

You don't get out to some of these other forums, do you? This is Pollyanna sugarland compared to some.


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I suck at arcanists


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Still a better love story than Twilight


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Sounds good! I need to read up more of the world


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I've been doing meat up in advance then parsing out into salads I eat when I get home from work. I can't eat a full plate of meat at this point, but a salad with a bit of meat, pasta, cottage cheese, and croutons is easy on the stomach, and easy to make. Keeps me primed for food. The rest of the day it's protein shakes. I can't eat lately. Stress I think.


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Aberzombie wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:

*sigh*

One of the many reasons my life sucks big hairy goat balls right now

For you, my friend Not sure if it'll help....

Monty Python always helps


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I need to reup my meat supply. The pulled pork is almost gone. I might do a brisket

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