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OK. We're set up for the last brawl. Post them up!


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OK. Although there is no active battles about, there are hostiles doing hostile things behind the scenes. So, for now we stay in initiative. Post actions as if we are working in an action economy.


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Sorry for the delay folks. I had to figure a few things out. I'll post anything non-combatty the next two days. If we need maps and such I'll be waiting until Thursday


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As I mentioned elsewhere, I hope you feel better and heal swiftly. Not being able to sit is not a fun thing. Take all the time you need


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Yes, don’t worry about the game. I hope your healing goes swiftly and you get the results you want !


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Aaaaand, tomorrow turned into today, which turned into a suckfest. Well, I’ll try for tomorrow


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Hey all. Sorry about the delay in updating the main game. I need to redo the map, but I will make that a priority for tomorrow.


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Take your time. This is PbP. Things go slow.


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Dungeon Monkey wrote:

As a conscientious DM, I feel like I should warn you are in danger of committing one of the classic blunders :

“Never split the party when in hostile territory!”

I warned you! But, no, you wouldn’t listen..


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Ragadolf wrote:

Wow.

When you drop a hint for another adventure, You drop a hint for A BIG adventure! ;)

Go big or go home :)


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Some discussion of the magazine


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Oh, and reading my digital copy’s preface, it seems like the concept was started from a module in Dungeon 70 called ’Kingdom of the Ghouls’. So good memory


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It was actually from Kobold Press. They don’t seem to have the Pathfinder edition still for sale, but this is the 5th edition version


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When I saw Shadow talking about dropped plot points in another game, it reminded me of this long one I dropped into this game some 15 years ago. The player who experienced it is gone, so it can never be explored, but I was ready to have the group experience the wonder and terror of the Kingdom of the Ghouls:

Old post 2008:
Blacky finds a small niche in the tunnel wall she can huddle into. The tread of feet resolve themselves into a party of four beings. Blacky can smell a mixture of rot , perfume and mortuary chemicals coming off them. Whoever they are, they are no longer among the living.

The beings walk in a diamond formation, with one small burly plate-clad dwarf in front and one in back. The dwarves are unremarkable, save that their skin is deathly pale with an underlying purplish tint and their eyes glow red. Sharp teeth peep out of their grim mouths. Both carry large war hammers.

In the middle are two strange beings. The first is a tall slender elf with pale purple-tinted skin, red eyes, and prominent shark-like teeth. His nails are manicured, but they extend much farther than they should, come to sharp points, and are painted black. He is dressed in a rich black silk tunic and hose, and sports several jewelry pieces of considerable worth on his person. A pair of matched rapiers in bejeweled scabbards rest at his hip. A black silk cloak flows behind him, clasped at his shoulder with a brooch of onyx with a pattern of three silver skulls diagonally embossed on it. A stylish floppy black beret covers his bald head. The beret has a triple-skull brooch on it as well. He carries a brass cage that holds a large beetle. The beetle sheds an odd yellow-green luminance from its back area.

The second being shares the corpse-pale purple-tinted coloring, red eyes and sharp teeth of the others. He is human-looking, dressed in a dark robe covered in silver-colored cabbalistic symbols. The robe is secured with a wide jeweled belt that carries several large pouches and a scabbarded dagger. He wears a circlet of black iron decorated with blood-red crystal skulls on his bald wrinkled head. A set of iron-studded leather gauntlets cover his hands, and several pieces of expensive jewelry decorate him. In one hand he carries a large leather-bound tome. In the other he holds a large rune-covered spear, which he twitches slightly towards the pale elf while he is talking for emphasis. A black translucent pyramidal crystal traces an orbit around his head. Their sibilant conversation becomes clearer as they approach.

Robe-clad human : “ … I tell you Vidession, I need to report some progress to His Eternal Nocturnal Majesty when I return to Darakhul. He hungers for the Crown, and he is a ghoul with little patience for excuses.”

Silk-clad elf, presumably Vidession : “The Pale Emperor needs to understand that Sigil is a hard city to navigate, even with the aid of our demonic allies. The information we seek here is sought by several groups, not least the Black Prince’s minions. My agents and I have been combing the Lady’s Library and many private collections, but some doors resist even my charms.”

The four beings come to a halt near Blacky’s hiding place. Blacky can see a mangy patchwork-furred cat riding on the robed man’s shoulders, its body hideously disfigured with stitched scars. The cat seems to be pieced together out of several different felines, and its eyes glow a pale swamp- gas green. The stink of dead flesh and strong perfume assaults Blacky’s nose. The robe-clad pale human snorts derisively.

“Faugh! You do not have to return to the White City and stand before Emperor Nicoforus upon his Throne of Skulls and report failure. I’ll be lucky if he doesn’t stake me on the surface for the sun to crisp!”

Vidession chuckles.

“Nicoforus will rant and glower, but he values your wisdom too highly to do aught but grumble, Eressar. Dress the failure in the garments of success. Tell him I am following several promising lines of information on the whereabouts of the Crown, and it will be within his pale clutches soon.”

Robed human(?), presumably Eressar: “ Easier said than done, Vidession. Nicoforus wants the Crown, not reassuring words. See that you follow up on those promising lines of information before the Black Prince’s agents do.”

Vidession looks at the sewer tunnel wall.

“Is this the spot?”

Eressar nods. He hands his spear and tome to one of the silent dwarves. He brings a small vial of reddish liquid and a horsehair brush from within a belt pouch.

“I will say my farewells here.” Eressar grumbles “Just remember that all of our hard-won power and influence at the Buried Court rests on finding that thrice-dammed Crown for our Dread Emperor. The future expansion of our Empire depends upon its magic. Spare no effort Vidession. Your undeath hangs in the balance. “

Eressar uncorks the vial and the metallic reek of fresh blood fills the sewer. He dips the brush in the vial, using it to draw a door-shaped form and several strange runes on the cobwebbed sewer wall. A portal flares to life and Eressar and the two silent plate-clad dwarves step through. Blacky smells a miasmic reek of carrion, mold and old rotted things issuing from the portal. Blacky roll me a Perception Check.. Vidession stays at the entrance of the portal until it fades. When the stones have returned to their original form he takes a small cloth and wipes the blood smears away. When finished he walks away down the sewer tunnel, lantern beetle swinging.


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lol. The magic of role playing


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No this thing is physical. It’s tied to the actual world


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Question: Is ghost Miren’s attacks considered magical?


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Yeah, I know sometimes the details get fuzzy after a few months I posted this back in November:

Dungeon Monkey wrote:


The party heads towards the rental cottage complex and the dock. A sign reads:

Adam’s Pond Comfort Cabins. Est. 1955

[i]The complex is a set of five cottages set in a semicircle around a center area that looks as if it has been used extensively for sports. There is a volleyball net set up at one end and what looks to be several storage lockers commonly used for sports equipment on the periphery. The grass is almost worn away, and a trail leads to the dock which sits on the pond facing the cottages. On the other side of the cottages is a small gravel parking lot, empty save for several small boats on trailers, shrouded in tarps. Dirt driveways feed out to the cottages from the lot. From the back of the gravel lot a dirt road heads back through the forest, presumably meeting up with the road the group came to the Bailey House on.

There is one larger cottage and four smaller ones. The larger cottage sits in the center of the semicircle with two small cottages on either side of it. There is an old Plymouth minivan parked outside of one of the smaller cottages with Massachusetts plates. This cottage has lights on within. The other four cabins are dark, and look as if they are unoccupied. ...


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True, you are likely to hear a random shot or two off in the woods. However, don’t forget one of the cottages has inhabitants. They likely are a little spooked.


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David M Mallon wrote:
Guns are loud.

How did I not know about this movie?. I need to see this yesterday.


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Yeah. Anyone who's been out in the forest by a pond knows how far sound can travel. But, one crisis at a time!


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Celestial Healer wrote:
If I’m looking at things right, there is no way for Tragon to engage the croc in melee, correct? And I am unaware of what is going on with Jakun?

You can engage this round. I had had you retreat to 13 Spider to get a heal. You can attack through friendlies this round. You are close enough for a move/atk sequence. I have been fairly liberal with the hearing of Jakun fighting, so yes, you can hear that there is something awry farther back in the hallways. However, the albino is looking a lot pinker these days ....


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Gruumash wrote:
So not sure if Narl beat the concentration check but he rolled an 18 to try and cast a spell on the croc.

missed it by THAT much

Seriously. Needed a 20. That is raw. However, you do have a cleric coming in on the assist, and Tragon will hopefully assist as well.


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OK. Updates updated. check and post. We'll need a decision where to go in the Tomb of Squickiness


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No worries. I’m about to head out for a 10(+) hour shift attempting to fill America’s endless hunger for takeaway.


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Oh and let us not forget that poor Narl is beset by a very large and surly crocodilly …..


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So, I had had Jakun out of melee, but now we will have to sinter everything together. This is what I see using the main initiative tracker as the baseline:

RD 1: Jakun had headed out to the tunnel, and went to check the door
RD 2 Jakun is first sneak attacked then the first round of attacks
RD 3: Jakun’s attack on extra guy

So, IF Anyone wants to go towards Jakun’s position, this is where they’ll be at by round. I know the timeline is bumpy, but I didn’t think this opportunity would have happened like it did.


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Just noticed that the sneak attack on Jakun was a crit threat. I'm going to call it my bad, and not roll it, since Kersh's dice are hot and Jakun looks to be down a lot of HPs right now.


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OH, and as an aside. I didn't write up Kersh, he's in the module. He let his minion (who was pretending to be his torturer) tune his face up a bit for a better believably.


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We spent five years in the FTC getting that settled. Whatta mess


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A funny ad

I thought this was clever


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Whatever you do, don't buy land there!


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Dayyum. Well, never look a gift griffin in the beak ..

I updated a bit. I’m still running behind. Tomorrow and Friday I think I will get everything done that I need to. Also, I forgot Murph on the initiative list for the sidequest.

Stay tuned !


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You should roll some crit confirms too .. j/s


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David M Mallon wrote:
Two natural 20s on two separate threads, and they were for something other than Initiative rolls or Perception checks... everything's coming up Milhouse.

FIFY


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Absolutely. Let me look over the info I posted under my rules lawyer avatar

EDIT: You are entirely correct sir. I missed that bit in the read. Only trying to actually read thoughts themselves on rd 3 triggers the save. I stand corrected


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Ok. So my week is still going crazy. However I have partially updated the combat. Hopefully it clears up a bit of the confusion. Currently Jakun has removed himself from your melee, and is trying to flank the crossbowmen (I think). I’ll need some actions from the higher scorers so I can get down to the mob’s turn.


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I did partial updates. My time is still crazy, but I am catching up fairly quickly. I think by Thursday I will be all set to be able to fully shake stuff out. If you can post actions, feel free.


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yeah, I'm calling it until Monday. Just too much on the plate. Stay tuned, we have some good brawls ahead.


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yeah, I'm calling it until Monday. Just too much on the plate,. Stay tuned, we have some good brawls ahead.


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David M Mallon wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Hi folks. Another update: coming back from New Orleans I was hit with a massive backlog at work. I hope I will have some breathing space tomorrow to update our battle soon.
No worries, on top of my winter closing shifts at the factory, I had a side job doing some demolition work for a few days, so I was basically a zombie all week.

Thanks man. I had a really hard week, and I am just rolling into my normal 12-hour shifts on the weekend, so we'll pick up Monday likely


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Hi folks. Another update: coming back from New Orleans I was hit with a massive backlog at work. I hope I will have some breathing space tomorrow to update our battle soon.


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So, update. The week has gone by in fast forward crazy mode. I hope to have a bit of time tomorrow to put things together


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So, update. The week has gone by in fast forward crazy mode. I hope to have a bit of time tomorrow to put things together


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Been busy catching up this week folks. I hope to update tomorrow


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Been busy catching up this week folks. I hope to update tomorrow


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Also, Tragon, you are under fire a ways down from the corridor. There is a large very crocodilly on the loose in that area now. We are in combat, so we will have to unspool all of these things once I have time to sit down


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Yeah, they were good in the fact that they used the crowd to get away quickly. It always sounds good to want to beat them, but …

There were at least three of them in the pickpocket ring. Probably more like five. They were likely natives of NOLA, and being a portly man with bad knees edging closer to sixty than fifty with a 4’11 fiancée in tow I didn’t feel comfortable starting a brawl in a very big and tight crowd. Five million ways THAT could have gone sideways.

Honestly, I’m glad I had the experience of Bourbon Street, if for nothing else than to give my brain context when I read about it. But, at this point in my life I don’t think I’d want to repeat the experience.


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Yeah, I had a couple of people fight me over the beads. However, I let them go because, they are FNCKING BEADS! Amirite? Life is too short to get twisted up about some cheap plastic beads. I mean we got all this without much effort.


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Storyteller Shadow wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:

I have yet to see any flashes. I Feel betrayed by the

Media :(

UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, good news: there were bewbs on display later on in the evening. Bad news: mostly they faced the bead tosses so you only saw them from the back. Although one woman was completely topless in the crowd which was a daring choice.

So my adventure with the New Orleans thieves guild:

In the crush of Bourbon Street, a man and woman who seemed to be drunk, plowed into me. They stayed pressed very close, like I couldn’t get them off me. Then I felt a man go for my back pocket. Fortunately, being a paranoid soul I had moved my wallet to my front pocket. I would have shrugged it off to possibly just my imagination, but ….

Five minutes later the same trio tried the same thing AGAIN! Literally plowing into me and the dipper going after my back pocket a second time. I guess they were upset their first try came up dry and they figured a fat merchant-looking guy like me had to have a coin purse bulging with gold.

But after my initial anger, I was fascinated by the classic distraction/restraint/dip method they used. I’m sure there was another person in the crowd to hand my wallet off to if they had snagged it.

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