HELLO, MADAME!
GREETINGS, GOOD SIR!
May I interest you in one of three remaining spaces for a little shin-dig I like to call.....Paizocon?
When? Oh, you are too kind....why April 26th!
Where? At the La Quinta Inn and Suites in Bellevue!
How much? Oh, sir, madame, you hurt me with your skeptical tone! Why, it's only $25 to meet your fellow boarders, Paizo editors, staff, and writers, eat pizza, imbibe hearty beverages, and partake of gaming.
Plus...you'll want to come closer, ma'am, good sir....can't let this get out....I hear that they are giving away prizes to folks comin'. Ridiculous, ain't it?
So, good people, interested in my wares? They're nice, pretty little spaces...all three of 'em that I have left.
If so, then step right this way....