Our Most Benevolent King David's page

I demand the return of my loyal subjects to my realm!

Its too quiet with only Daigle's shadow...

Like the Phoenix from the ashes I have risen to power again in the Realm of PaizoChat.

Come join us while we raid the sacred cookie vault while our Goddess Lilith is away rubbing shoulders with the great and the unwashed masses of GenCon!

Benevolent King David

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:

The muddy peasant looks up at the faint voice

'fallows'? Like the field has been left unplowed for a season? Are you implying that the socioeconomic status of the peasant is somehow inferior? Oh that's rich. Bloody demons with their money and their exotic dancers. Bloody fat cat fiends. Always draining the soul of the proletariat.

Nudges SirHoustonDerek

Did you hear that? That's what I'm on about!

You can come over to our place, Peasant. We won't listen to you, but we won't beat you up, either. Unless the Cheshire Cat has too much catnip. But we usually hide it from him. It's a nice place, and has plenty to eat and drink.

What do you have mice and milk?

*Suddenly, the ghostly Sending of Kobnold Cleaver's skull appears*
Careful. I think that's a bomb.

*Watches as the crystal hits the ones and zeros causing Crimson Jester's Safe house to turn into a Safe Mouse.*

~walks over and starts to tear out a brick from the floor

" Oh um by your leave King David, I am placing some protections around the board. May I continue?"

*As frog keels over and vomits, ghost quickly reinhabits its old body and flies off, after throwing his old stinger expertly at the King and getting him right in the Royal Nose*
*Flies away*

The Shade wrote:

Our Most Benevolent King David wrote:

** spoiler omitted **
That should teach you not to mess with my Kingdom!

Mmmm... ok, we'll leave...for now

** spoiler omitted **

The Shade!?!!?!

I shall have no others attempt to imitate ME!

*Questers sponsered by the king get a button.

You did remember to remove the stinger first right?

Our Most Benevolent King David wrote:

Don Froggie eat that bug he was in the rotten food and my try to land on my cookies!

I'd like to see your royal morons try, fatty!

Don Froggie hurry up and eat this bug or I'll take back your square centimeter of land!

Don Froggie eat that bug he was in the rotten food and my try to land on my cookies!

Who interupted my royal nap?!?

A mess! this will never do!

Don Froggie roll out a new rug to cover up this mess!

Timitius set some new cookies on the alter next to my throne!

Houstonderek haven't you gotten rid of that rat yet?

You forget about a thread for 5 months and look what happens!

Lemmiwinks wrote:

Sticks a whiskered nose out of the mousehole.

**sqeee**

Barely misses exterminating the rodent with his spiked mace...

Dagnabbit, i KNEW i should have spent more time at the "ye olde whack-a-mole" booth at the king's faire!!!

That was the prisoners stretch your hands through the grating and feel the sun day...oh well.

The hooded man replaces the jewels with a smile

"I am glad this little test of your security went well, Your Excellency. If you ever have need to test your guards' readiness again, please feel free to call upon the Crimson Guild."

** spoiler omitted **

After our Recent encounter with the criminals behind the Crimson Crime i have decided to establish a new form of currency the 'awshoot.' The Awshoot is a form of debt each of these will be magically enchanted to prevent loss and destruction. Also at the end of the year each Awshoot will be tallied and howevermany you have is the number of days you will be magically compelled to work for the kingdom.

To oversee this new form of trade i have appointed Royal Banker Tensor.

Also due to Royal Distractions (Guild Wars!) this new currancy went into effect yesterday, even though it was only announced today.

Sir Gear the Piercing Knight wrote:

...:::pierces The Grey Mouser's eyebrow, tongue, labret, madison, nipples, navel, and nethers with lodestone jewelry:::...

That should slow your escape.

*Steals piercings*

And that should teach you to not mess with the guild.

...:::pierces The Grey Mouser's eyebrow, tongue, labret, madison, nipples, navel, and nethers with lodestone jewelry:::...

That should slow your escape.

Are there any quests waiting for me my Lord?

I have a royal quest for you!

Go forth and destroy the Pesky Vermin that infest my thread...oh and

Watches laughing as the string tied to the jewels rings bells and pulls the front doors shut

Timitius HolySeneschal&Prophet wrote:

You need to change your title, Don Butterfrog, Paizoian Ambassabor to Mexico. ;-)

Damn clerks never get anything right. I had him 100-lashed for his fault, which its fixed now, oh, HS&P Timitus.

Who did you lash Don Butterfrog? It better not have been my coat again!

Will you be needing our Royal assistance?

I will need to ask our Goddess Lilith and by that i mean get the HS&PoL to do it and then have him organize our Knights, but thats an effort i'm willing to put forth

For deification, I might consider letting you have a small portion of the chatroom. Cookies will be the holy sacrament. :)

Sir Butterfrog has joined the table!

Really? Taking over *my* chat room? Is that so?

Blacknight has been spotted scouting our location in the Realm of PaizoChat!

Is he friend or foe? :-k

Sir Wulf the Unnamed has joined until such a time as i loose my powers.

Sir Wyvern the Ravenous has accepted!

Sir Daigle the Buggy is being petitioned to join!

Sir Wulf the Questioning has been offered a seat at the great Polygonal Table!

As has Sir Wyvern the Ravenous

During a short and Glorious Coup i have taken control f a small section of the chat and formed my own realm where my newly founded order of knights may mock each other and tell tales of thier grand adventures for my ammusement.

I invite all to come and request a royal title!

Or face my dipleasure and join Master Yoda the Diminutive...

My Table has already attracted great Knights such as

Sir Blazej the Wrong
SirHoustonDerekThe Unseemly
Sir Eyebite the Blinding
Sir Gear Knightly Piercer
-and-
St. Pygon the Patriarch

Sir Cappadocius the Saracen has made himself known to the realm but has yet to choose the side of humor and recieve a proper naming.