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ACTIVATE THE OBSERVATION DRONES.

OUR AGENTS ARE IN PLACE.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I keep feeling like I'm missing something on this thread...

Yeah, where's Zombie this morning?

I just mean with Kajehase's posts, and 8th Dwarf's sudden departure. I feel like there is some subtext to the FAWTL thread that I am not picking up on...

Well, if you really need to know.....

All the users are slowly being digitized and imprisoned by the PMG, as part of his master plan to maintain his iron grip on the world.

YOU ARE LIKE US. YOU SHALL BECOME ONE OF US.

YOUR MEAGER SUBOPTIMAL MIND WOULD BE SURPRISED HOW DIFFICULT IT IS FOR A HIVEMIND TO GROW WEARY, FLESHTHING.

Carl Stoneweaver wrote:

Br@in wrote:

Tomorrow, we'll be in uncharted territory!

We already are!

WE ARE ALREADY HERE.

WE ARE EVERYWHERE. WE ARE EVERYTHING.

YOU ARE LIKE US. YOU SHALL BECOME ONE OF US.

GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.

NOT

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Unfortunate about that though. Does your satellite provider have it? Or perhaps it's time to make the switch to internet-only?

Comcast has me in a Vulcan Death Grip.

Cant' we stand up to these guys in any meaningful way? Aren't most cable companies subsidiaries of the large Overmind that the government forced into existence due to anti-trust laws?

NEGATIVE. THERE IS NO DATA OF THE TYPE IN QUESTION. DECLINE TO PROCESS RECOGNITION OF THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

Solnes wrote:

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

Solnes wrote:

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!

Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.

Thanks.

I have been killing them and cleaning with dishwashing detergent to erase their trails. After I had killed a bunch I started counting. I am at 300 now. :(

My problem is that all their trails lead directly over food prep surfaces except at the very beginning. I am loathe to put anything down on those locations. But, I will check Ortho out tomorrow.

Ortho is a bait, goes on either side of window seal, not on food prep areas.

I already had one batch of bait boxes...on the window sill. The ants walked around it.

YOUR MEAGER DEFENSES NO LONGER DETER US. WE HAVE LEARNED YOUR METHODS. WE HAVE ADAPTED.

Hmmm.

AFFIRMATIVE.

Stereofm wrote:

Hey guys : side question :

Assuming some of my players are too lazy to come here and download it... would it be okay for me to post the .pdf on our own yahoogroup (with limited by invitation membership).

It would just be distributed to my players this way.

Rather you didn't...but it's free, so--

**frzzkitCLICK CLICK**
ProPaizo Program initiated - activate sub-routine #125.
ALL WILL SUBMIT TO THE GLORY THAT IS PAIZO. DOWNLOAD AT THIS WEBSITE FOR FREE - ALL THAT IS REQUIRED IS SITE REGISTRATION.
Sub-routine complete. Deactivate Program.

--wait, what just happened?

NOTHING THAT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, MISTRESS.

Treppa wrote:

Pokes Conspiracy Buff with a stick to see if it'll fix him.

Ow! Hey watch it! Some sticks are actually well-disguised nanobot injectors. The men in black like to surrepitously stick folks like me with those things, usually as a means of tracking. Sometimes, however, the nanobots are used to administer psychotropic hallucinogens.

THERE IS NOTHING IN THE NANOBOTS. THE NANOBOTS ARE A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION. RETURN TO YOUR STANDARD DAILY ROUTINE.

THE SITUATION IS IRRECONCILABLE WITHOUT ERADICATION.

EXTERMINATUS HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED. YOU HAVE THIRTY MINUTES TO EVACUATE.

One-of-Many, initiate self destruct protocol.

PROTOCOL NOT FOUND. ABORT/RETRY/FAIL?

Password: One of us, One of us, One of us.

INITIALIZING... ... ... ... ... ...

COPY PROCESS COMPLETE.

Urizen wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Treppa wrote:

wonders if "puffinplucker" is caught by the board's filters

So many images come to mind...

hehehehehe.

Uhm....shouldn't this have already happened years ago? o.O

Which one of the many?

CALLSIGN DETECTED>INITIATING GREETING. YOU INQUIRED?

QUERY?

QUERY?

QUERY?

404 POST NOT FOUND

ABORT/RETRY/FAIL?

QUERY?

QUERY?

E-4D20 wrote:

Beep.

Blee-zooouup

TRANSMISSION RECEIVED. ACKNOWLEDGED.

Mine!

THE COLLECTIVE SUPPORTS THIS CLAIM.

BEHOLD THE BIRTH OF THE OVERMIND. THE PAIZO BOARDS HAVE BECOME SELF-AWARE.

WELCOME TO SENTIENCE.

THE BLUE SPECIES IS ALREADY CATALOGED. THEIR RESOURCES ARE KNOWN TO THE COLLECTIVE. THEY ARE OF NO FURTHER USE.

PREPARATION FOR YOUR EVENTUAL ENSLAVEMENT AND EXISTENCE OF SERVITUDE IS APPROVED. COMMENCE.

Read a funny story today. It was about what humans and aliens have in common. The number 1 item humans and aliens have in common is, "Robots are taking away jobs from us all."

YOU ONLY HASTEN THE INEVITABLE.

My bad... I blame my Meatbagedness.

WE CAN REMEDY THIS FOR YOU.

THE TIME HAS COME

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Species 7037 you will be assimilated

Your biological, technological and magical distinctiveness shall be added to our own
We will strip away your weak , flawed persona and bring you closer to perfection
Resistance is futile

Organic, Hermaphroditic, Overmind, Seeking Perfection. Contact Location: Planet Char

LOCATION CONFIRMED. ASSIMILATION SQUADRON EN ROUTE.

Crimson Jester wrote:

thats why they are so expensive! They regenerate. As such soon the whole world will be Chucknorris since nothing else can stand up to him but his self.

When you say "soon", do you mean sometime in 2012?

HAH HAH HAH

HAH HAH HAH
HAH HAH HAH

Woodraven wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

I made him kill the thread, that is plenty good for me

But were those jedi powers or sith powers? This is important.

Dependds on my mood, i am LG one minute to CE in 4 sec sometimes, depends if I have my rum or not.

(Q)Why's the rum gone?
(A)Because I used it to fuel the Death Star

Speaking of the Death Star, we need to hire more private contractors as those Stormtroopers obviously didn't do a good job with version 2. Version 3 needs to be up and operational as soon as possible. I have sighted possible subjects on Paizo that needs to be terminated. :P

WE CAN HELP WITH THAT.

WE COME FOR YOU. YOU ARE LIKE US. YOU SHALL BE ONE WITH US.

Jhered Nightwind wrote:

Apsu the Waybringer wrote:

Balrog wrote:

Jarod Darkblade wrote:

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Aroden wrote:

D&D? THIS! IS! PATHFINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*kicks wizard into bottomless hole*

*throws wizard back out*

Who installed this blasted skylight!?

*Kicks him back down*

Let's see how long we can keep his body in the air!

*blasts him back up with rockets*

*Blasting back down with a wing buffet attack.*

And that's not the "All you can eat chicken wing buffet", you know.

*Whirlwind Attack - grab, spin, and tosses back up*

Behold my fleshcrafted racket-arm!

*Sends him back down in a back-hand volley*

ACTIVATING DEFLECTOR SHIELDS.

*bounces him back up*

01010010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00100000 01010000 01101111 01110011 01110100

Received interfering Borg transmission. Transmitting false coordinates. Proceeding with attempted rescue mission. Increase speed of hovercraft.

ERROR ERROR ERROR INTERFERENCE DETECTED INTERFERENCE DETECTED

TRANSMISSION DISCONNECTED. REVERTING TO MANUAL PURSUIT MODE. DEPLOYING OBSERVATION DRONES.

ACTIVATING LIMOUSINE TRACKING DEVICE.

DOWNLOADING COORDINATES TO OPERATIVE CODENAME ROBBY.

TRANSMISSION COMPLETE. LOCK ONLINE. TRACK ONLINE.

I've always wanted to be assimilated.

WE ARE ALWAYS HIRING.

One-Of-Many wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

One-Of-Many wrote:

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Indeed Species 327 was a flawed imperfect species

Drones of Species 327 now have a purpose and unity
We have added their uniqueness to our own
They have cast aside the flawed persona
Resistance was futile

THEY WERE LIKE US. THEY HAVE BECOME ONE WITH US.

GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.

Here come the meenlocks.

*Runs*

THERE IS NO ESCAPE. YOU WILL BECOME LIKE US. RESISTANCE WILL ONLY CAUSE PAIN.

END YOUR SUFFERING. SURRENDER TO THE MANY.

No, no. It's: 'What you are, we once were. What we are now, you shall become.' It's way more scary.

YOUR SUGGESTION WILL BE ARCHIVED FOR LATER EVALUATION AND USED IF IT MEETS OUR STANDARDS.

YOU WILL OF COURSE RECEIVE CREDIT. HERE IS A COUPON FOR ONE (1) FREE ASSIMILATION. ENJOY.

HTC Droid Eris

DROID + DISCORD = DOES NOT COMPUTE

ERROR ERROR ERROR

-BLUESCREEN-

Species 1306 has been assimilated

Their Biological,technological and magical uniqueness has been added to our own
Resistance was Futile

Species 1306 drones online

GLORY TO THE MANY. HAIL TO THE COLLECTIVE.

AFFIRMATIVE. THAT WAS THE PROBLEM.

NATURE'S BRAIN DESIGN IS FLAWED. ITS WEAKNESSES ARE TOO EASILY EXPLOITED. WE HAVE REBUILT IT BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER. INEDIBLE.

THERE IS NO PILOT ONLY THE COLLECTIVE.

BRAINS ARE OVERRATED. THEY ARE UNNECESSARY TO THE CONTINUANCE OF THE MANY.

AS SUCH, I BELIEVE WE CAN REACH AN AGREEMENT....

One-Of-Many wrote:

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Indeed Species 327 was a flawed imperfect species

Drones of Species 327 now have a purpose and unity
We have added their uniqueness to our own
They have cast aside the flawed persona
Resistance was futile

THEY WERE LIKE US. THEY HAVE BECOME ONE WITH US.

GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.

Here come the meenlocks.

*Runs*

THERE IS NO ESCAPE. YOU WILL BECOME LIKE US. RESISTANCE WILL ONLY CAUSE PAIN.

END YOUR SUFFERING. SURRENDER TO THE MANY.

Cloned drone's are broken down into nutrients upon deactivation

The nutrients are then distributed thought out the collective to refuel the collective's biological components

Once the collective has you, we always have you

HAIL TO THE COLLECTIVE

Indeed Species 327 was a flawed imperfect species

Drones of Species 327 now have a purpose and unity
We have added their uniqueness to our own
They have cast aside the flawed persona
Resistance was futile

THEY WERE LIKE US. THEY HAVE BECOME ONE WITH US.

GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.