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I rebuff your advances of giving each of us a RC. I did nothing to earn it, I will not accept it! You cannae make me!

Also, I have my Roll20 account set up. WHAT DO?

Alright. I'm about as crunched out as I think I need to be.

Too many damn feats! It's absurd!

Cool. I will. My godly attributes are the divine favor of gods (or so my ma tells me!) But those mortals gifted with greatness are often destined for doom...

So... If I take drawbacks do I get additional traits? I don't really care for traits much but I like the drawbacks.

No sweat, putting the final touches on now. Got distracted by very important trailer today haha.

DSXMachina wrote:

So Kimdral, if you could go into "My Account"; under "Messageboard Alias" there's a 'create new alias' option - from here you can pick a name & avatar for them (unfortunately only from the paizo IP options)

Once you've done that then you can go to the Alias' "Profile" tab & enter the above loadout (under the spoiler) - the only other option is another trait, wasn't too sure about the second one, they can be found HERE!.


Nice! Charter sorta signed haha! Alright I swear I'm getting to work on my character! Stories getting all written up and I'm barely doing diddly!

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maybe as a brigand, you're signing the charter to get the "legal" means to dispatch your old gang who may have turned on you?

Thinkin Parker the Hunter type sheeet?

Then again I guess I don't know how your Brigand background is set up.

I should really read people's stuff before posting nonsense.

But its too late for that.

Spirit of Pinvendor wrote: well as dimensional jumping characters which may themselves be fantasy but have different mechanics for some things that may be much different from what the PF rules strictly allow. As these are merely nods towards past games and favorite characters, some will be important while others appear for flavor.

I now have suspicions.

Spirit of Pinvendor wrote:

Hello, hello.

Please correct me if any of this is incorrect.
OneDrunkViking: Human Bard or Skald or Albrecht

  • HA

    Spirit of Pinvendor wrote:
    OneDrunkViking wrote:
    Ali, is Ali a bard or am I mistaken on that?
    Yes, you are mistaken.

    NO YOU

    Mahorfeus wrote:
    "There are no strings on me." #_#

    No Ultron, all T-800. Come on bro!

    (Also I still haven't seen a single Avengers AoU trailer. So I only know that phrase as a reference to it, but never knowing how it is said. Bonkers I know.)

    Mahorfeus wrote:

    Crunch is mostly done I think, unless I decide to pick up any more doodads. Still need to pick a language and name. I don't think androids really have their own naming conventions, so he'd probably pick something for himself that sounds human-ish. Too bad we don't know what the most common name in Golarion is; he'd probably go with that.

    ** spoiler omitted **...

    If you don't slip in a "Why do you cry?" at least once or twice.

    Ali, is Ali a bard or am I mistaken on that?

    Ali Harper wrote:
    So he'll be skalding hot. :P

    Maybe..... Maybe not

    Stavo Warpblood wrote:
    Not just a barbarian, a bloodrager. And I'm not sure ODV is sure of what he is playing...


    No I don't believe I will be playing Ragnar this go around. As fun as he was the winds of change have blown me to a different path...

    And which path that is exactly remains to be seen but I'm suspecting it'll be fun regardless!

    For sure, the path is bardic in nature...

    I can read güd

    Do we have a due date for getting our characters ready and game started? I don't want to lose this fire of excitement burning inside!

    Also, not to fret friends and allies, I am no min.maxer. My abilities or attributes may be grand but no fear, I will squander them in fruitless pursuits.

    I'll play with the worse rolls if people really prefer. I really don't give s-. That's sandwich.

    I'm also just saying it was all random chance so for people to be upset about it I think is silly, but I am down for whatever.

    Meowselsworth wrote:
    That's equivalent to a 42 point buy. Geesh!

    Fate is a fickle b-.

    Here, I'll give a second grouping of rolls and stick with it no matter what. ONLY ONE MULLIGAN. PRAISE BE TO CHAOS. ORDER IS A SHAM ON THE UNIVERSE. POINT BUYS ARE FOR THE WEAK

    4d6 - 2 ⇒ (4, 2, 6, 4) - 2 = 14
    4d6 - 1 ⇒ (3, 1, 3, 5) - 1 = 11
    4d6 - 2 ⇒ (5, 2, 5, 6) - 2 = 16
    4d6 - 1 ⇒ (5, 5, 1, 5) - 1 = 15
    4d6 - 3 ⇒ (3, 3, 5, 4) - 3 = 12
    4d6 - 3 ⇒ (6, 6, 6, 3) - 3 = 18

    Damn. Loads better. See what happens when you surrender yourself to fate? You become a superman. an uber mensch. A mythic man. A wonder(ous) woman. A man hardened by the fireside of uncontrollability. A noun of adjective noun.

    4d6 - 1 ⇒ (4, 1, 6, 6) - 1 = 16
    4d6 - 1 ⇒ (1, 1, 1, 5) - 1 = 7
    4d6 - 1 ⇒ (1, 2, 1, 5) - 1 = 8
    4d6 - 2 ⇒ (2, 4, 2, 2) - 2 = 8
    4d6 - 1 ⇒ (1, 5, 5, 2) - 1 = 12
    4d6 - 3 ⇒ (3, 3, 4, 4) - 3 = 11

    The dice gods do not favor me this day!

    Str=8 (-1)
    Dex=7 (-2)
    Con=8 (-1)
    Int=12 (1)
    Wis=11 (0)
    Cha=16 (3)

    Will work on this more later.

    Alright. Let's do this nerds.

    Ooooohhhh fiiiiiine

    Can I make a roll of some sort to help me narrow in on good questions? RPin craftier folks can be difficult if you don't have a base to build from.

    Always reusing Ciri. Funny you'd think someone would choose a class like the investigator rogue or detective bard. I mean, they're like MADE for it. I'll probably be doing one of those.

    So what ya sittin at for players right now old friend?

    Wonder how he hurt his wrist? Surely wasn't...


    Just kidding, these last few posts have been epic length(and possibly carpal tunnel inducing!) and I look forward to starting soon.

    I'll do my best

    So we're still waiting for your go ahead yes?

    Pretty decent. Started up classes again yesterday. So that's cool. I have my house warming tomorrow. If any of you find yourself in Tempe, Arizona let me know, you're welcome to stop by as adventuring kin haha!

    Efficiency! That's the ticket!

    Also, I decided my character is Gamma World based. I am a...

    2d20 ⇒ (9, 3) = 12

    Hawkoid Doppleganger. Fear me!

    Oh England, tiny little England...

    Just kidding. I'm sure its delightful!



    I should really get my character fully fleshed out haha. As it is I'm just abilities and a backstory/personality. Anyways, I'm looking forward to getting started.

    Always a caravan on the road.


    DSX, if your character has been around (n)Everstand before, it is possible he has met Dondante the the half orc before. Dondante is a shepherd and so spends most his time herding his flock outside the castle walls. It is possible you've seen him at work. Perhaps his reputation amongst the predominantly (racist!) human population has gotten over to you.


    Any type of ball.

    So it's been 10+ days since we've had replies from some folks. What is the deal? I feel like play by posts are cursed for me or something :(. Tenbris lets take our ball and go home.

    I know I don't care about the scores! A disadvantages makes my inevitable victory that much sweeter.

    Man, way better than my scores! Way to go!

    Do people not want to play?

    Ok :(

    Also, I can think of several reasons why my Druid might me stuck/forced to help out the city/citizens. Think outside the box yo!

    I am fully aware Wakka the Aurochs would be stabled. Believe me pin, I am fully aware of my massive handicaps :)

    And yes. I see.. "commoan" heh heh

    Dude of course! That's how I explain my 6 in Charisma!

    My lonely halfbreed orc shepherd walks the lands between. He is content with his life..... maybe.

    Edit: Also, since my aurochs is large. Can I ride him? I'm just gonna go ahead and say yes. Perfect. And who is to say my parentage is of orc-rape hmmm.... Who is to say.

    Question! Can I have an Aurochs or Ram as an Animal companion? I see they have stats, but would you allow it pinvendor?

    Decisiveness is hard. True facts/ 1d20 ⇒ 15

    True that! Alright so you guys are all doing your point buy system. I'll fiddle around with it and see how I like th--- Just kidding. I'm using my random rolls. I'll do some reading today to determine what class I'm gonna be and then I'll post back here. ETA Wednesday at latest!

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